第4章 我需要一个老婆

hanzichengangcongsujiachulai,shoujilingshengbianxiangleqilai,tasaoleyiyanhaoma,jieting:“wei?”

dianhuaneiduanshigedichendenansheng:“nihuiguole?”

hanzichenhuidademanbujingxin:“ng。”

“ganghuiguojiuqulesujia?”

hanziyandeshengyinyiguanyansu,daizhejifenlingdaozhedeweiyanyijigegedeyansu。

hanzichenwenyanqingxiaoyisheng:“wocaidaozheibudaobangexiaoshinijiuzhidaole,nizheixiaoxishibushiyetailingtongledian。”

tazhidaohanziyanzuoshijinshen,daoneimeixiangdaojingranjinshendaozheiyangdedibu,ruobushitapairengenzheziji,neijiushizaisujiayouneiying,danwulunshinagejieguo,dougourangtayiwaidele。

hanziyandunleyixia:“worangsijiqujieni,wanshanghuilaozhaichifanba。”

“haoa,wodaiwolaopoyiqihuiqu。”

“老婆?”

“duia,liangnianqiandaboheyeyetiwoqudelaopo,ninandaobujidele?”

hanzichenyuqiqingsong,danshuochudehuaquedaizhejifenjifeng,shuodaodi,zheichanglianyintayezhishigexishengpin。

dabohanweizhongdangchukanzhongsushidejixiangzhuanlisheji,jicishitumaiduandoubeijujue,yushibianjisushishibanzirangqizijinweiji,tacishixuezhongsongtan,shunbianhaitilelianyin,zuihouyongbudaosanfenzhiyidejiaqiannadaolezhuanli,tongshiyeduanlehanzichenweilaitongguohunyinjizijidailairenheliyidekeneng。

yijianshuangdiao,duohaodejimou。

hanziyanziranqingchuzheijianshidelailongqumai,dantameixiangdaohanzichenyezhidao,dunleyixiacaikaikou:“niruguoshizhenxinde,woziranzhichini,danruguo——”

“wodangranshizhenxinde。”

hanzichendaduanletadehua,landetingtadegezhonganshi:“yinweiwochulezhenxin,yemeiyouqitabanfabushime?”

dianhuaneiduananjinglejimiaozhong,hanzichenweiweigouchun,zhijieguaduanledianhua。

tahenkuaishangcheqidong,shunzhelaishideshanluwangxiakai。

sujiazhudesuanshigezhongdangdebieshuqu,laizheilizhiyouyitiaolu,erqiehennandadaoche,hanzichenyilukanzhe,jifenzhonghoubianzailubiankandaoleqihuhuxiangqianzouzhesuxiaoran。

taqingxiaozhe,caileyoumenzhuishangta,jiangchesudiaodaozuimanhetasuduyizhi,anxiachechuang:“zheilijulishanxiazhishaoshijigongli,niyaoshizouxiaqu,kenengyaozoudaotianheile。”

suxiaorandaizhejifenhuoqi:“neiyehenimeiguanxi。”

“zenmehuimeiguanxi,nihaodaiyeshiwomingyishangdelaopo,niyaoshichuleshi,neiwobuchengsangoudele!”hanzichenyuqidiaokan。

suxiaoranyitingbianzhale,fenfenzhuanguoshendengta:“nishuosheisangou,nicaisangou,niquanjiadousangou!”

“duia,jiushiwosangou。”

hanzichenzuijiaodexiaoyigengda,yufajuedeyanqianderenkeaidejin。

suxiaorandengzhetakanlebanshang,caifanyingguolaizijishuofanhualehua,benlaihaixiangfanjidanyishimeixiangdaoyaoshuoshenme,dunlebanshangbuyoudexieleqi,lakaichemenzhijiezuoshangqu,menshengkaikou:“shuoba,nidaodiweishenmebuxianglihun?”

hanzichengangxiangkaikou,youtingdaosuxiaorandebuchong:“biegaosushixihuanwozhileidefeihua,woduizijihaishiyouzizhizhimingde。”

tasuiranbuchou,danyejueduimeiyoupiaoliangdaorangyigehuahuagongziyijianzhongqingdedibu,suoyihanzichenzhisuoyizheiyangzuo,kendingyoutabuzhidaodeliyou。

hanzichentiaoletiaomei,jiantayuqiyansu,yemeizaixipixiaolian,jiangchezikaozailubianxihuo,dunleyixiacaikaikou:“woxuyaoyigelaopo。”

“nihewolihun,yehuiyouyiduinvrenxiangjiajini。”

“womeineigeshijianqutiaoren,yinweiwojinwanjiuxuyao。”hanzichenxiangqiganggangdeneigedianhua,yandideqingxuchenlejifen。

suxiaorantingdao“jinwan”lianggezimomingxiangwailejifen,manyanfangbeidekanzheta:“niyouzheimezhejime?”

hanzichencetoukanjiantalianshangdexiane,ziranzhidaotaxiangduole,lengxiao:“fangxin,woshuodexuyaobingbushinilijiedexuyao,wodekongzhilihaimeineimecha。bushishenmeyounandudeshiqing,nizhixuyaohewozhuangchengenaifuqi,manguohanjiarenjiuxing。”

tingdao“hanjiaren”sangezisuxiaoranyanshenxiayishidetiaoleyixia,ruguotadaying,neishibushijiudaibiaozheyeyaozaihanziyanmianqianyanxi?yandehaishihelingwaiyigenanrendexi!

taxinlimeiyoulaidekangju,danjujuedehuahaimeishuochukou,bianzaicibeihanzichenqianglexian:“qishiniyemeiyouqitadexuanze,ruguowobudiantou,nikenengzheibeizidoubaituobulehanjiaerxifudeshenfen,lianxihuanbierendezigedoumeiyou。”

tazuihouyijuqishishishitansuxiaoran,taturanzheimezhizhedexiangyaolihun,ruguobushiyinweiliyi,ziranjiushiyinweiganqing。

zheichanghunlianliyifangshisujiahesulimin,ziranlunbudaosuxiaorantoushang,suoyitanengzaihude,yewufeijiushiganqingeryi。

suxiaoranzaitingdaoqianyijudeshihouzhengxiangqixiuxiudefanbo,danzaitingdaohouyijuquemanmanshouqileqingxu,shenzhiluomolejifen,hanzichenshuodemeicuo,tadequelianxihuandezigedoumeiyou。

jiantafanyingruci,hanzichenbianmingbaizijicaidaole,tatiaomeiqidongchezi:“wokeyijinishijiankaolv,danjinwanjiudangshitiqianyanlianyixiaba,xianpeiwoquchigefan。”

“chishenmefan?”suxiaoranmenmendekaikou。

“daolenijiuzhidaole。”

cheziyiluxingshi,henkuaizaianchengzuidingjidebieshuquwaitinglexialai,suxiaorankanlebantiancaifanyingguolaizheishisujialaozhaideweizhi,chijingdao:“nidaiwohuihanjia?”

“不然呢?”

hanzichensonglesongjian,huidadelisuodangran:“wohuiguodediyidunfan,ziranyaohuijialichi。”

tadunleyixia,youbankaiwanxiaobanrenzhendefanwenleyiju:“haishiniyejuedewo,beigongkaixuanchengmeiyoujichengquandewo,suanbushangshihanjiaren?”

dangchuyeyeduiwaixuanbuhanzichenzhongshenmeiyouhtjituandeshihoutacaishisui,waijiezhidangchengshihaomenneibudesiyuanbingmeiyoutaidadefanying,dansuizhezheijinianhtzaianchengnaizhiquanguodeyingxiangliyuelaiyueda,zheixiemingandehuatiziranyebeizhongxinzhongshiqilai,kaishicaicetameiyoujichengquandeyuanyin,shenzhilianbushihanjiade“zhong”zheizhonghuadoushuodechulai。

suxiaoranliansehuangluan:“nisuanbusuanhanjiarenbuguanwodeshi,danwobunengpeiniquhanjiachifan,woyaohuiqu,nikaimen!”

hanzichenyandifanqiyisiwanwei,qingxiao:“zheiwodaobudongle,hanjiazenmenile,lianfandoubunengchi?”

“fanzheng、fanzhengjiushibuxing!ganjinrangwoxiache!”

tabianshuobianqulachemen,jiciyonglidoumeiyouyong,zhongyutuikaixiache,dancaimeizoujibubianbeihanzichenlanzhu,zhijiejiangtaquanzaizijihechezizhijian:“jiwogeliyouwojiurangnizou!”

“wo、wo……wohaipaxingleba,wosong……”

suxiaoranshixianhuangluan,xintiaoyeyuelaiyuekuai,taishoubianqutuihanzichendexiongtang,quebeitazhijiefanshouyazaichemenshang。

“放开我——”

liangrenzhengzhasiche,jintiededongzuodaoxiangshiyongbaozaiyiqidenaobieniudexiaoqinglv,huran,duimianyishudengguangzhouranzhaosheguolai,dunshijiangliangrenwanquanbaolu。

“ganghuiguojiuzheimenao,yebupayeyeyouzeguaini!”

dichendenanshengxiangqidetongyishijian,hanzichenyibajiangsuxiaoranlouzaihuaili,dengtafanyingguolailairenshisheideshihouyijinglaibuji,dangchangjiangzhu。

hanzichenzuijiaogouqibujidehudu:“youdagejiwodayanhu,yeyeziranbuhuizhidaozheixieshi。”

hanziyanbenlaizhiyiweihanzichenshizaizheihewaimiandenvrenxianao,zoujinlaicaifaxianshisuxiaoran,tayandishanguoyisibuyichajuedeqingxu,shengyinyeroulejifen:“yuanlaixiaoranyezai。”

suxiaoranshentijiangzhi,mianqiangdediantouyingsheng:“handa……hanxiansheng。”

hanzichenganjuedaohuailirendeyiyang,shixianzailiangrenzhijiansaodong:“nimenrenshi?”

“嗯。”

“不认识!”

jieranbutongdelianggedaan,tongshichuanjinhanzichendeerduo。