【7haodiziqinqing：shifushifu，niyijingshiyinianmeiyouhuifuwodexiaoxile，niyaoshikandaozheixiaoxiganjinlianxiwoa，nifangzaiwozheilideqiannizaibuquzoudehua，wojiehunzhihou，tamenjiuhuibianchengwogenwolaopodegongtongcaichan，daoshinijiuqubuzoule。】
tadangshichuanyueguolaideshihou，zhizaizheibiandaileyinian，wanchengleyigeshouturenwuzhihou，jiuyouchuandaolebiedeshijie。
qinqingshitashoudediqigedizi，tadangshijiaojitadingjiandeshangyetouziguanlifangmiandezhishi，linzouzhiqianyoudiuletajigetazijiyanjiuchulaidejishu。
zhihouqinqingfazhanchengzenmeyangtaziranshibuzhidaode。
wenleyiju：“woshenmeshihoujiniqianle？”
tanandaokanqilaixiangshizheimedafangderen？
mougeyikanjiubigehengaodebangongloudedinglou，qinqingbuganxiangxinditaishoucalejiciyanjing，zhashileshijinianderenchuxianle。
zaicihuifuxiaoxideshihou，shouzaizhandou，dachulaideziquancuo，youshanlezhongxinda，yitiaoxiaoxibianjileshijifenzhongcaifachuqu：“shifu，zhen……zhendeshinima？”
shiguanqiandewenti，tongyanhenzhizhe。
”woshenmeshihoujiniqianle？“
qinqingbuganzaiwenle，zuozhileshenti，biaoqingfeichangyansudihuifu。
yuanlaishitabagongsichaoguoyibandegufendoujiletongyan，suoyizheixienianzhuandeqian，youyidabanyinggaishiyaofenjitade。
meixiangdaozijidetudijingranzheimeyouliangxin。
tongyangancuililuodihuidaofangjian，fanchuzijideyinxingka。
diankailiaotianchuangkou，shuruyinxingkakahao，fasong。
【把钱转到这里。】
qinqingsihaobuganmoji，qianhenkuaijiubeidaguoqu。
yiersansiwuliuqibajiu……kanzheshubuqingdeling，tongyandoulandeshuxiaqu。
gengbuguanxinshijieshoufushibushihuanrenle。
jiangyinxingkachuaidaodoulizhihou，tatangdaoshafashangyaozhemianbao，shouzhizaishoujipingmushangqiaozhe：zenmeyangtaohaonanpengyou，henji，zaixiandeng。
xianzaizheiqingkuang，dexianbahuotinglihonghaocaixing。
kemingmingtawendeshizenmetaohaonanpengyou，pingmushangdanchulaidequeshiqingyisedeguanyuruhetaohaonvpengyou。
1.meitianzaoqigennvpengyoushuozaoan，yaojilaopoyigezaoanwen，rangtameitiandouxiangshiyigegongzhuyiyang，juedezijishibeiwangziwenxingde。
2.zhudongzuojiawu，nengburangnvpengyoudongshoude，qianwanbunengranglaopodongshou，rangnvpengyouganshoudaozijishibeihehuzhede。
3.meitiansongjinvpengyouyishuhua，nvrendoushixihuanhuade。
4.jinvpengyoumaimaimai，maibaobao，maiyifu，maishipin，maihuazhuangpin，nvpengyouxiangyaoshenmemaishenme，bierenyoushenmejiujinvpengyoumaishenme。
……
tongyanyijingchiwanyikuaimianbao，mizheyanjingyitiaoyitiaodisikaozheixiefangfadekexingxing。
napanvpengyoubianchenglenanpengyou，tajuedezheimeishenmeyingxiang。
doushitaohaoairen，bulunnannv。
diyitiao，meitianzaoqijitayigezaoanwen。
ng，bucuo，taxihuanzheiyitiao，tabujinzhiyouzaoshangqichuangdeshihouyuanyi，shenzhiyitianershisixiaoshidouyuanyi，zhiyaotabukangju，huoshibuhuibeihexiediaodehua。
diertiao，zhudongzuojiawu。
tazhouzhoumeitou，passdiao。
tamenjiayoubushimeiyouyongren，tacaibuyaozijidongshouzuojiawu，tazheibeizidoubukenengzuojiawude，zuofanchuwai，tadaoshikeyijitazuoyidunfan。
bushiyouyijuhuashuodeyaoliuzhuyigenanren，jiuxianliuzhutadewei。
guoqudetabuxing，danxianzaidetakeyi，henkeyi。
disantiao，tayouhuafenguomin，passdiao。
第四条，买买买。
henhao，taganghaobuqueqian。
taxianzaijiuquzuofan，dengzhehuotinglihuilai，manzuletadeweizhihou，zaishuaichuyizhangyinxingka，daitaqumaimaimai。
理想很丰满。
现实却很骨感。
“tongxiaojie，sishaoyejinwanbuhuilaile。”
“tongxiaojie，sishaoyejintianbuhuilaile。”
“tongxiaojie，sishaoyezheigeyuedoubuhuilaile。”
……
meitiandangtongyanzhunbeixiachuzuofandeshihou，guanjiadouhuizhandouzheshentiguolaichuanhua。
*****
huotinglibuhuijiadedisantian，hongnanpengyoujihuabunengshishi，meifahaohaobiaoxiandetongyanfanqianghuidaotongjia。
对，就是翻墙。
shitataizhejile，tahaixiangzhedangwuzhijiyaoxiangenhuotinglipeiyangganqing，meixiangdaohuotinglidoubeiqidejiribuhuijiale。
kanlai，taxuyaoxianjiangneigeyenanrendeshiqingjiejuediaocaixing。
ruciyilai，zhenghaonengyongdaotongyu。
yangdiqianri，yongzaiyishi。
tongjiakanqilaiyouhaojishinianlishideketingnei，tongyu，tongyandeqindidi，tangzaisuijiudanhenganjingdeshafashanggenlaotouzi，yejiushitongyandeqinyeyetongfuyikuaikaiheiwanyouxi。
“yeye，kuaiduoqilai，duoqilai，buyaochuqu，aiya，qisiwole，bushirangnigenzaiwoshenbianma，niqusongshenmerentoua。”
zuozaitongyuduimiandeshafashang，shuangtuixianxiniuqudeyouxieyichang，renyehenshouruo，danshijingshentouhenhaodelaotouzi，zhengzhuanxinzhizhididitoucaozuozheshouji：“zheibangsunzi，jingranlianwolaotouzidoubufangguo，guaisun，niganjinbangwobaochou，yonguzishesitamen。”
laotouzikouzhongdesunzizhendezhishizhisunzibeideren，meidairenherumachengfen。
tongyutoudoumeiyoutai：“zhidaolezhidaole，yeye，niganjinbayaochile，dengwoyinglezheijuzaidainidashasifang。”
laotouzijuezhezuiba，henshibuman：“tiantianjiushichiyaochiyao，zheiyaodoubawochishale，yemeijianbawodebingzhihao，haiburushengzhemaiyaodeqianqumaizhuangbeini，wokanneitaojinguangshanshandeyifujiuhenbucuo……“
baoyuanguibaoyuan，keshibunenglangfeiyaoqian。
laotouzinaqiyaozhunbeitunxiadeshihou，bujingyiwangmenkoudefangxiangkanyiyan，dunshijiujingxile：“guaisunnv，nihuilailea，lailailai，guolaizuoxia，rangyeyekankannishibushibeineigechouxiaozijiqifule，nibiekanyeyezheituibuhuizoulule，keyeyeyonglunyiyongdekehaole，daoshiwojiuzuozhelunyiqutagongsilouxiapengci，shuotabawodetuizhuangduanle，haizhaoshitaoyi……”
laotouzizhijiejiangshoujizaxiangtongyudefangxiang：“chouxiaozi，meikandaonijiehuilailema？
zheidaretiande，nijiezheiguolaihaibuzhidaoyouduorede，niganjinqunajigebingqilinchulaijinijiechi，guaisunnv，nishixiangchihagendaside，haishixiangchineishenmemadiediedebingguna，chouxiaozixianzaihuizhuanqianle，tamailehenduogaojibingqilinhuilai，nibuyongtitashengqiande，jinguanfangkailechijiuxing。”
tongyudeshoujidoubeizadiaole，gubushangjian，zhenjingditaitou，kanxiangchuanzheyishenheiseyundongfu，haokandebuyaobuyaodetongyan，nanyizhixindirourouyanjing：“jie，nizhendehuilailea，nizhongyufaxianniyiqiandedabanlayanjingle？”
duitongyandedabandianpingleyifan，tongyuxiangdaoqianliangtiandeweiboresou，qidetiaoqilai：“**！huotingligaibuhuijiuyinweinijibierenxieqingshujiushuaileniba？tahaishigenanrenma，jingranzheimexiaoqi，nizheidouhaimeigentajiehun，busuanchuguini，dingduojiushihuaxinleyidianeryi，zou，wodainiquzhaotataohuigongdao……”
haihuaxinyidianni，tongyanzuijiaoyichou：“bizuibani。”