第3章:冷嘲热讽。

huojiadechezihuanhuanshiruwutongshushenchu,yizuoniandaijiuyuandeshuodazhuangyuanjiuluozaici。

wangzhediaohuadetiemenshangdemenbianrujinyijingbeigaichenglinzhai,linmumuxintouhenhenyichou。

zheilibenshiwaigongyuzhengshengzushangdechanye,kexizaidachangdahuozhihou,jiutangerhuangzhidebeilinyaohuizhanweijiyoule。

bingqiezaibatasongzoumeiduojiu,linyaohuilingqu,rujinzaoyiyoushenglehaizi。

waigong,mama,wohuilaile!

woyidinghuichamingzhenxiang,duohuizhuangyuanhegongsi,jinimenbaochoude!

zaowanyouyitian,zheilihaihuixingyu,yezhinengxingyu!

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chezishirudamen,yourenconglimianyinglechulai。

weishoudeshiyigeyizhehuali、zhuguangbaoqidefuren,kanyangziyejiusanshisi、wu,qishiyijingsishiduole,kejianbaoyangzhenhao。

tajiushilinyaohuizaiqudenvren,qinmanqiu。

genzaitashenhoudeshilianggenver,laodajiaolinwanru,shiqinmanqiudaiguolaidenver,zhibilinmumuxiaoyisui,chuanzhepiaoliangdevlingqun,qiantuhouqiaodeshencaidaoshizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。

ernverjiaolinwanhe,jinnianshiwusui,anzhaonianjilaikan,shizaitabeisongquxiangxiameiduojiu,tahelinyaohuishengde。cishiyishenpiaoliangdegongzhuqun,yanjingdoukuaizhangdaotoudingshangqule。

tingshuohaiyougelaosan,jinnianshisisui,yeshigenver。

linmumuhaitingshuotamenyizhixiangyaogeerzi,kexi,laotianyekaiyan,yizhimeinengrutamendeyuan。

cishilinmumucongcheshangxialai,tamenmunvsanrenkandaotadaiyouchouloubahendelian,jieshiyijing。

ertamanshijinghuangshicuodeyangzi,luorutamenmunvsanrenyanzhong,tamenlianshangdejingseyijinghaobuyanshidebianchenglechaofeng。

“这就是沐沐吧?”

qinmanqiuhuanshangxiaoyingyingdeshenqingkaikou,shenzhishenchushoulaishituqianlinmumudexiaoshou。

zheiyidongzuoshidelinmumugengjiajinghuang,xiayishibashousuodaoleshenhou,rutonglaoshujianlemao。

kanzhetadefanying,lianggemeimeimilemiyan,lianshangdexiaoyigengnongle。

“zenmejiunizijihuilaiya?huoshaoyeni,buhuishibeinihepaoleba?”rucidiaomanrenxingdeshilaodalinwanru。

huojiashangmenlaitiqindeshihou,tayixinyiweihuojingyaoyaoqudeshiziji,kexizuomengdoumeixiangdao,jingranshitazheigexiangbalaochoubaguai。

xindiyizhibiezhezheikouqi,jiudengzhetahuilaifaxieni。

rujinzhongyuhuilaile,tadaoyaokankanyoushenmebenshidandeqihuoshaonainaizheigeshenfen。

zuoyehuodashaoyecheyeweiguideshiqingzaizhenggejiangzhoushidouchuanbianle,linjiaziranyezaozaodedaolexiaoxi。

suoyicishilinwanrucaiyoushiwukong,ganzheiyanggentajianghua。

ruguobushizheiyang,tahaidegenzhemuqinyiqizhuangyizhuangni。

xianzaizhenghao,shengdetalaijiaxingxingneiyitaole。

mianduilinwanrudediaonan,linmumushuangshoujiaozaiyiqi,jujindao:“huoshaochuchale,rangwoyigerenhuilai。”

huayinluo,tamenjiemeilianghaobukeqidexiaoleqilai,“haha,chucha,zheizhongguihuaniyexiangxin,mingmingjiushibeinihedebuganhuijia······”

linmumutaiqitoulai,danchunwuhaideyanshenkanxianglinwanru,“nideyisishihuodashaoyeshigui?”

linwanruliansedabian,jietalianggedanzitayebuganshuohuodashaoyeyigebuzia。

limanaoxiuchengnu:“nihushuobadaoshenme?”

linmumuyilianwugudezhazhayan,“shinigangcaishuode,huodashaoyeshuodeshiguihua······”