第4章

第4章

sangebusheren,dalaoyuanlaitangdongbei,shenshouyixiangbushuo,zuihouquelianguidouzuobucheng。

wowenouyangwei,shinigandeba?

wulibantianmeidongjing,wojiaolejisheng,meirendaying。

ouyangweizoule,lianxinglidoudaizoule,dagaibuhuizailaile。

wozhouzhemei,pantuizuodi,mingsikuxiang。

muqian,youliangjianshijixujiejue。

shouxianxiangxineibian,houxukendinghaihuilairen。

bunengzuoyidaibi,wobixujinkuaixiangchuyingduidefazi。

ershi,jiyizhongdelijia,renshengdingfei,chuchuyangyizhehuanshengxiaoyu,meitianpaiduizhaoyeyenainaikanshide,luoyibujue。

rujinzhenggelijia,zhishengxialenainaihesunzi。

奶奶疯,孙子瞎。

chourenzhaoshangmen,jingwujikeshi。

dierjianshigengyaoming,womeiqianle。

zhiqianweilezhiyanjing,dongsanshengdedayiyuanwodoupaoguolaile,qianhualebushao,yanjingqueshizhongmeizhihao。

houlaiqiannvyouzhaolai,kuzhegenwoshuo,tadidiwangduqianlezhai,wenwojieershiwanzhouzhuan,haishuoyihouzuoniuzuoma,yeyaohaiwo。

womeiyouyu,jiejitale。

nvyounadaoqian,zhijiejiubawolaheile。

zaishengchengzheijinian,wozhongguishichilenianqingdekui,suishuojingtongfengshui,mingli,quezhinengzaididuanjufanfulache,meichuangchushenmemingqi。

xianzaichenglemangren,zhuanqianjiugengshinanrudengtianle。

wozhengfanchouni,songlaowaidalaidianhua,qingwoqutajiakankan。

songlaowaigenwotongcunde,tajiayouqian,renhaisuanbucuo,woxiaoshihou,tajingchanglaiwojiawan。

wotingsonglaowaiyuqitingji,gujitanshangledashi,woshuosongshu,wozheibianshangmenfeishiwubai,nikanxingma?

“lishifua,niganjindeba,wojiniwuqian!”

woshoushituodang,wozheguaizhangjiuchumenle,wokanbudaotaiyang,quenenggandaoyangguangsazailianshangdenuanyi,jinergetianqibucuo。

cunkouneibian,chuanlairenmendeyilunsheng,haiyoujingchedeshengyin,yougedayegenwodazhaohu:“sanpo,chumena?”

wodayingzhe:“songlaowaijia,shizheigefangxiangma?”

“shia,wodainiquba。”

“haishiwolaiba!”woturanerbianchuanlaiouyangweikonglingdeshengyin,jinjiezhe,guniangxianxideyubei,shuishebanchandaolewogeboshang。

wozhoulezhoumei:“nimeizoua?”

“gangqucunkoukanrenaole,haoherena,fayidoulaile。”ouyangweiyuqiyouxiebuyue:“nizenmelaopanzhewozoua?”

“wodangnideyanjing,buhaoma?”

woshuowoshigefeiren,nigenzhewo,chizaohuihouhuide。

ouyangweibuzaihudao:“natianzhenhouhuile,banishuaidiaoyebuchi。”

wozaitashouxinxiezi:“nishaneisanrendeshihou,meibeiwairenqiaojianba?”

ouyangweiyouxiewunai:“wocongxiaodaoda,lianzhimayidoumeicaisiguoni,lisanpo,nizheirenhenduoyia?”

“buguoni,yebuguaini,wojiaoshoucengshuoguo,shimingderen,huibiandeduiwaijiegewaimingan,shenzhihuiduishenbianmeigerenchanshenghuaiyihejiebei......”

zhengshuozhehua,woturantingdaoqianfangchuanlaixixihahadexiaosheng:“kuaikana,neibushilidashi,lisanpoma?”

“rujinchengxiazile,haha!”

xianjindongbeinongcun,fuyule,jiajiadougailexiaoyangfang,dannianqingrenzhijiandepanbi,queyuyanyulie。

yidaoguonian,jinchengwugongdenianqingrenhuidaojia,juzaiyiqi,bisheikaidechehao,sheideshoujigui,sheidenvpengyoupiaoliang,zheizhongxianxiangquanguodouyou。

xiaoshengshiwangtuzichuanlaide,cirenshixiyuchengdexiaojingli,wohetameijiaoqing,yemeiguojie。

wogangshimingneiduanshijian,wangtuzizaicunlijianzhewo,haibuganzenmedi,houlaikanwochengfeirenle,chedifanbuleshenle,tajiujuedetanengnaniewole。

womeidalita,wangtuziqueshangqianlanzhuwo:“jishenme?xiazi,qunaa?”

“去宋老歪家。”

wangtuzixipixiaolian:“songlaowaizameilaijienini?nidouxiale,zigezaqua?bumilua?”

自个?

wohoubeishuadiyiliang,woshenbianmingmingzhanzheouyangwei,kezaichangdezheixieren,jurandoukanbujianta?

zheiguniang,daodishigeshenmewanyi?

gaofuguizhuangmozuoyangshangqian:“tuzi,guofenlea,bieqifuwoxiongdi。”

gaofuguihewotongling,cengshiwozuihaodepengyou。

shiminghou,baokuogaofuguizainei,zhenggeshijie,duiwodetaidujizhuanzhixia,wocongrenjianzhuirulediyu,shushihenhentihuileyibarenxingdee。

“jinerwojiehun,badahuodouhanlaile。”gaofuguidiguolaigenyan:“ganghaonizai,yihuichixiqu!”

womeijie,gaofuguiyouxiegangadixiaozhe:“nizhidaowogensheijiehunma?”

“nidenvpengyou,mengshishi!”

wotingdebolanbujing,youcigaofuguidaimengshishilaikanwo,dangzhewodemian,liangrenzaiwaiwuluangao,mengshishitouma:“taoyan,biebeitafaxianle!”

gaofuguizeixiao:“beifaxiancaicijini!”

wodangshiquantingdaole,danwomeizhisheng,zheiduanrizi,woxuehuilekongzhiqingxu,yedongdeleyinren。

gaofuguibianniezhewojianbang,biandeyidixiaozhe,zhenghaomengshishiyezai:

“lisanpo,nibieduoxianga,wobingbushiyinweinixia,caihenifenshoude。”

“qishinigefangmianba,doutingyouxiude,jiuyidianbuhao,meiqian。”

“fuguishimeinishuai,meinicongming,danrenjiazhishaoyoufenhaogongzuo,suishuoxianzaizhuandeshao,kejianglaifazhankongjiandaa。”

“niyigechousuanmingde,yihounengyoushachuxini?”

shuowan,tahaijianxixidiwenwo:“nibuhuishengwoqiba?”

“tayigexiazi,shengqiyounengzenyang?”gaofuguihenshibuxie:“sanpo,bushiwoshuoni,yiqianbierendoushuo,nishigebuxiangzhiren,wohaibuxin。”

“xianzaixiang,haizhenrangtamenshuoduile,niyeyeshibeinikeside,ninainaiyebeiniqifengle,nishuojiunizheiyangdesangmenxing,shishigenzheni,budengyuhailetama?”

taliangdangzhewodemian,changkaihuangmeixile。

gaofuguiguyidasangmenchongzhongrenxuanyao:“shishi,duokuinifenshouqian,guantajieleershiwan,zheibiqian,mianqianggouzanlianghunfangdeshoufule。”

mengshishixiaoxixi:“fanzhengmeijietiao,tadaguansiyeyingbule。”

zaichangshilaihaoren,daduoyuwotongling,yedoushilaicanjiatalianghunlide,dahuoyilunfenfen,youshuogaofuguiminghaode,youkuamengshishijingmingde。

haiyouxiaohuawohaoqifude。

ouyangweiquanchengpangguan,zheishiyeqidaoquanshenfadou,butingyonggebozhoutongwo:

“kuaikaishinidebiaoyan!”