第1章霍先生,离婚吧

“huoxiansheng,womenlihunba。’

zhaixiahunjie,diuzailihunxieyishang,zhizaizhishangjihuojingnianliulejijuhua。

'nimanianlingdale,wobuxiangduozuojiuchan**laorenjia,nicengshiyimingjunren,yinggaibuxiangbeifuyigezhonghunzuidewudian,erzidefuyangquanguiwo,womenjiudangcongmeirenshiguo。

jintianshitazaizheidongfangzilitingliudezuihouyitian,shitazuohuojingnianqizidezuihouyitian,guolejintian,tagaosuziji,jiuyaozuoquanxindesuyi。

beishanghaizi,lashangmimaxiang,zouchudamenhou,tajifengchendalegedianhua。

“fenglvshi,zheishiwodexinlianxifangshi,lihunxieyiwoyijingqianle,ruguohuoxianshengqianlezi,daoshihouyaomafanninbalihunzhengjiwo。"shuodaozheiertabuchongdao:“zheigehaomazhinengjietingnindelaidian,jujiesuoyoumoshenglaidian。”

dianhuaneitouchuanlaifengchenlvexianjingyadesangyin:“nizheimekuaijiuqianzile?nimendecaichanfenpei,haiyouhaizidefuyangquan,zheixiedougenhuojingnianxieshangguole?

“xiao*sandoulinghuijiale,ruguohuoxianshengjixujiuchandehua,woxiangwohuiyizhonghunzuiqisuta,haizicaijiugeduoyue,nanfangchugui,falvshanghaiziyibandouhuipanjimuqin,zheiyidianwoxiangfenglvshiyinggaibiwogengqingchu,zhiyuliangqianwanbuchangfei,wozuolerangbu,liangbaiwanyegoule,wokashangyouxianchengde。

“nidengyixia,huojingnianneilinishibushiyinggai…….”

zaoliaodaozijiqingdelvshihuibanghuojingnianshuohua,suyikuseyixiao,zhijiedaduanletadehua:“fenglvshi,lvshifeiwoqianfuyinggaihuichengdan,zaijian。

fengchentiaomeidengzheshoujilenglehaobanshang。

zheidaodishigeshenmeyangdenvrena?bukubunao,zheihunshuolijiuli,genbenbuweilehaiziwanjiuzheiduanhunyina!

yibanyoulehaizi,nanrenwai*yu,nvrenbudoushiweilehaizinengguoqieguoma?genghekuanghaomenquanzili,chuguizheizhongshizaizhengchangbuguole,neixietaitaimenyudaozheizhongqingkuang,daduodouhuiweilebaozhuzijizhengshideweizhizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan,dadudejieshousishengzirenzuguizong。

shoulesixu,talimajihuojingniandaledianhua:

“jingnian,nixianzaizainaerni?wobushigaosunilaotaitaikenengbatangxinluodaihuijialema?nimeihuiquzuzhizheishierma?zheihuiernijialikendingjifeigoutiaole,nilaopodiuxiayizhilihunshu,daizhehaizizoule,jiuzaigangcaitadadianhuajiwo,zhengshiweituowobanlinimendelihunanzi。”

cishihuojingnianzhengshouzaiqiangjiushimenkou,laotaitaixueyagao,zheiyiyundao,qingkuanghenweiji,fengchendezheitongdianhuabuyayuyimeizhongbangzhadan,zhadetatouzhongjiaoqing,luanlefangcun:“tayaoqunaer?”

“wozenmezhidaotayaoqunaera,tadedianhuahaomadouhuanle。”

'pa’deyisheng,huojingnianzhijieshuaileshouji,yiquanzhongzhongdechaozheqiangzaqu,yishengmenxiang,dunshigujiemaoleminzhuzi。

“jingniangege!zenmele?”

yipangdetangxinluohebaomuhebailelian。

tangxinluojimangzhuazhutashoushangdeshou,lihuadaiyudekuleqilai:“nizheishizuoshenmea?wozhidaodoushiwobuhao,doushiwodecuo,womingtianjiuchuguo,yihouzaiyebuhuilaile,nibuyaoshanghaizijihaobuhao?bomuhuimeishide,wozoule……saozihuiyuanliangnide,nibuyaozheji……”

huojingnianjinbizheshuangyan,yishuangquantouniedekakazuoxiang,xiongqiangbeiyituanhuoshaodekuaiyaobaoliekaile。

bu,tabuhuiyuanliang,tasuanshijianshidaoletadeganaiganhen。

muqinhaizaiqiangjiushili,shengsiweibu,taquedaizheerzipaole。

suyiasuyi,nikezhengouhenjuede,likaideshijidouzhuadezheimehao,zheiduanhunyinnidangzhenyidiandoubuliulianle?duiwodeganqing,nidangzhenshuoshoujiushou,yisidoubushengle?

“jingniangege……nibuyaohewo……”

tadeshenseshizaitaiguohairen,tangxinluohedesongkailezhuatadeshou,buganzaishuohuale。

yipangdebaomugengshidaqibuganchu。

huojingnianqiangxingwenzhuqingxu,wanyaoshiqidishangdeshouji,pingmushuaisuile,danhainengyong,lijibolezhushoudedianhua,kaikousangyinyoujinyouchen:“suyidaizhehaizizoule,fadongsuoyourenmai,mashangjiwobarenzhaohuilai。”

kantazheimejinzhangneigenvren,tangxinluoshuangshouyazaiweiweituqideduzishang,henyiranhongleyanjing。

suyidouyuanyilikaile,tahaishibuyuanyijitagemingfenma?dangzhenrangtashenglianggesishengzi?

huojingnianlengjingxialaihou,sixuyehuilaile,jiezhebolesuyidedianhua,guoranshixitongtishiyin,ninbodadehaomashikonghao'。

tajiezhebolefengchendedianhua:batadedianhuajiwo。”

fengchentanlekouqi:“jingnian,nixianzaizheizhongqingkuang,xinluoniyedefuyibeizize,suyixianglihun,wojuedeba,lileyehao,taxinhuandehaomashezhilequanxian,wogujinidabujinqu。”

huojingnianjihuyaoyaqiechi:“dianhuajiwo。’

“haoba,wofajini。”

buyihuierfengchenbadianhuahaomafaleguolai,huojingnianlimaboguoqu,guorandabujinqu。

'pa’deyixia,tazaicirengleshouji。

zoudezhengousatuo,yigenvrendaizhegebumanzhousuidehaizi,shuozoujiuzoule!liujitazheimeshendeqianjiuheqiangua,tashangleta,shangdeneimeshen,talianhendequanlidoumeiyou。

tafenfuleyishengjiju,kaichefenglebandeganhuijia,daolejiamenkou,tashazhanleliangjiu,bubaoxiwangdetaishouenlemenling。

yisheng、liangsheng、sansheng……

limianyidiandongjingdoumeiyou。

yiwangmenlingzhixiangyishengban,menzhunhuilakai,taxiaomimideshuoyiju'nihuilaila’ebue。

tayibianyibiandean,yibianyibiandean,houlaixiaoqubaoanzouguolai,xiaoxinyiyidegaosuta:huoxiansheng,nintaitaibuzaijia,tahaoxiangbaozhehaizilazhexinglixiangzou……zoule。”

zhidaotazoule,tingbierenshuochulaihaishiyoudianshoubuzhu。

huojingnianmouzixinghong,yanfenglenglengdesaoxiangbaoan:“gun!”

anlemima,diyicimimaxianshicuowu,taxiangqilai,muqinshuohuanmimale,jialiqinglebaomu,balaomimagaosulebaomu,juedeyoudianbuanquan,jiuhuanle,rangbaomuyongganyingkajinchumen。

shouchuixialai,tameijinqu,kaozaimenkoutaochuyizhiyandianran,doulilingyibushoujixiangle,zhulidaguolaide。

“huozong,taitaihehaizizaipengyouneili,neige……tashuo……lihunxieyiyijingqianzile……”

huojingnianjinminzhechun,shenseyipianyiyu,meiyouxiarenhefenfu,gualedianhua。

tazhidaoliubuzhutale,qiangxingliuxiata,zhihuishangtagengshen.…

——

“huotaitai,qingninbayiliaofeijiaoyixiaba。”

hushibuzhidaodijicizheiyangcuicule,cishizheiju‘huotaitai’yaoduofengciyouduofengci。

jiantamianwubiaoqing、wudongyuzhongdeyangzi,hushiyouxiejile:“huoxianshenghezheiweixiaojiedeqingkuangbijiaoweiji,zheiweixiaojiedeshoujitongxunlulizhiyouhuoxianshengdelianxifangshi,womenwufalianxidaotadejiashu,suoyi……”

suyizhiganjueshentiyizhenzhenfahan,tajiliyazhizhexinkouyuelaiyuejuliedesitong,saoleyanhushishoulidedandanjuju,kaikoujihushicongyafenglijichulaidezi:“zheiweixiaojieshishei?”

hushibeiwendeshenseyibian,yanzhongshanguoyimotongqingzhise。

dui,shitongqing,suyiquedingzijimeikancuo,tahuranxiaole:“youjuhuazenmeshuolaizhe?renzaizuotianzaikan,tianjidebaoying,nimenzhao**ma?”

tashuowanzhuanshenjiuzou,zhuanshendeyishun,yankuanghongle,henhendeyaozhehouyacao,buxiangbalangbeibaoluzaiwairenmianqian。

hushijimangzhuishangleta:“huotaitai,shengsiyouguan,qingninxianbafeiyongjiaoleba,huotaitai……”

zhengshuozhe,bingfanglilingyiminghushihuranchusheng:“huoxianshengxingle!kuaijiaozhengyishengguolai!”

醒了?

suyiwangwaizoudejiaobudunzhu,chuizaituicedeshuangshouzuanjinlequantou。

tabuxiangzaikanbingchuangshangneiduiyuanyang,danweileerzi、weilehuotaitaizheigeshenfen,tashibushigaiyaogeshuofa?

yangtouzhaquyanzhongbuzhengqideshirun,zhuanguoshenkanxiangbingchuangshangdenanren。

nanrenneishuangshensuideyanzhongbingwubolan,zhishidandandesaoletayiyan,jiubazhuyilifangzaileshenpangdenvrenshenshang。

tazhaileyangqizhao,kaikouyuqijiqie:“tazenmeyang?”

“huoxianshengfangxin,tayijingmeishile。”

huojingniannuodongleyixiashenzi,faxianshoubeinvrenjinjindezhuazhe,tabiyanchuanxileyihuier,zaicibamuguangkanxiangsuyi,shenseyijiudanran,bochunweiweizhanglexia,sihuxiangshuodianshenme,danyoubuzhidaocongheshuoqi。

suyizhiganjuemeiyikouhuxidoushitengde,xuelinlindeteng,ruguolianhuojingniandoushizheiyangdenanren,tabuzhidaogairuhezaixiangxinzheigeshijie。

taishouzhizhenvren,kaikoujinliangburangzijixianggepofu:“jingnian,tashishei?”

huojingnianyidianmianbubiaoqingdoumeiyou,jieshaodefeichangdanran:“xieqinxin。”

“nimenzaiyiqiduojiule?”

huojingnianbiekaishixian,cangbaidelianshangyoulebunaifandeshense,yuqiweiliang:“suyi,youshihuijiashuo。”

“niyezhidaodiulian?”suyidunshixiaole,xiaodehunshenzhibuzhudezhandou。

nanrenjiushizheiyang,zuodechudiuliandeshier,haibuyunxunizaiwairenmianqianwutamianzi。

“hao,wodengnijieshi。”