第一章重生黄皮子,捡醉警花林沐倾!

深夜。

海城公园。

yidaoshenchuanshushuzhifudemiaolingqianying,yaoyaohuanghuangdezouzhe,shoulihailinzhejiupingzi。

“tai……taikanbuqirenle!”

“wolinmuqinghaodai……haodaishizhengguijingxiaobiyedegaocaisheng!”

“nimen……nimenpingshenmekanbuqiwo?”

“zhangdepiaoliang,jiuyaobeidangchenghuapingma?”

“woyekeyipoan,woyenengzhuazei!”

“wo……woruzhilianggeyuele,shenmehuodongdouburangwocanjia,tiantianrangwochulidangan!jigeyisia?”

“dengzhe!zongyouyitian,woyaopogedaan,rangnimenguamuxiangkan!”

yanqianzheigemanzuijiuhua,zhangdemaorutianxiandemeinvmingjiaolinmuqing。

yingjiejingxiaobiyesheng,beifenpeidaolehaichengpaichusuo,chengleyimingzhengshiminjing。

biekanlinmuqingzhangdepiaoliang,shencaiyeshifenwasai,danzhenbushigehuaping。

zaijingxiaoshi,linmuqinggexiangkaohedoushiyouxiu。

suiranshuobushangjingxiaobajian,danyeshigeyoudengsheng。

erqielinmuqingdexinqihengao,taxiangzhezijiliangniandangxingjing,wunianchengjingying,shinianjianbangshangjiudekangzheyiduixingxing,dangjingjulingdaole。

zhikexi,lixianghenfengman,xianshihengugan。

jiuzailinmuqingshunliruzhihou,dasuanyizhanshenshoushi,queshoudaolepaichusuosuozhangyijitongshideteshuzhaogu。

shenmezanghuoleihuodouburanglinmuqinggan,zhuazuifan,xunluozheizhongshijiugengbietile。

linmuqingmeitiandegongzuo,jiushizuozaidiannaoqian,chuliwendang,huozhebangzhujuminbanligehukou,zaijiejiedianhuashenmede。

zheizhongjiandanyouwuliaodegongzuo,yingshengshengranglinmuqingzheigejingxiaogaocaishengbianchengleputongdewenyuan。

ruciqubiedaiyu,linmuqingnashoudele。

takeshihuaizheyiqiangrexue,xiangdangchengjianchuederenminyingxiong。

tiantianzuozaibangongshili,zheijiaozenmehuishi?

yaoshixiangdangwenyuan,tadangchuhebilijingqianxinwankukaojingxiaoni?

bieleyiduanshijian,linmuqingshizaishirenbulele,jiuquzhaosuozhangtanpan,qingqiuzijinengshangqianxian。

raner,suozhangyizhizaigentadamahuyan。

要么说时机不到。

yaomejiushishuorenwutaixiao,buzhidetazheiweigaocaishengchuma。

shizaimobuguoqu,suozhangjiuyongshenfenyaren,shuoranglinmuqingfucongmingling。

zongzhi,shuopodatian,suozhangjiushiburanglinmuqingshangqianxian。

qishiyebushuosuozhangzhenduilinmuqing,tongshiyemeiyoukanbuqi,huozhepaichita。

shizaishilinmuqingzhangdetaipiaoliangle。

suozhanghetongshidoubushederanglinmuqingdaoqianxianshouku。

yaozhidao,yilinmuqingdemoyangshencai,daoyulequandanggemingxingdouchuochuoyouyu,sheirenxintatiantiandingzhedataiyang,daojiedaoshangxunluoqu?

haichengpaichusuoshiqingyisedelaoyemen,jiusuanyoujigenvjing,yedoushangsuishule。

linmuqingdaohaichengpaichusuo,neijiushiwanrumanshiheyechizhong,shengkaileyiduohehua。

neixieheyeshouhuhailaibujini,zenmekenengrangzheiduohehuazhanranshangyuni?

suoyi,yaoshuoqilai,suozhanghetongshidoushihaoxin。

danlinmuqingjieshoubulea。

jintiantayouyicizhaodaosuozhangtanpan,jieguohaishishibaigaozhong。

xinliyumendeta,xialebanhou,jiuduzimaizui,jiejiuxiaochou。

kenengshilinmuqingdiyicihejiu,yemeigejiezhi,zhenshihedeyoudianduole。

bujinzouluyaoyaohuanghuang,meimoudouyoudianmilile。

jiujingbutingdechongjizhelinmuqingdedanao,tadeshuangtuiyeshiyuelaiyueruan,doukuaizhichengbuzhushentile。

haozaizuihouyisilizhixiaoshiqian,linmuqingkandaoleyigezhangyi。

摸索着就坐了上去。

raner,linmuqingmeizhuyi,zheizhangzhangyishangpazheyizhihuangpizi。

linmuqingkandoumeikan,zhijieyi**jiuzuoleshangqu。

haojiahuo,zheiyixiayaoshizuoshile,neihuangpizikenengjiugale。

xinghaohuangpizifanyingkuai,zailinmuqingzuoxialedeneiyishunjian,shentigunleyixia。

zheiyigun,linmuqingdaoshimeizuozaihuangpizishenshang,quezuozhulehuangpizideweiba。

beizuozheweiba,neiyeshitengdegouqiang。

huangpizizhijietiaoleqilai,aoaodekaima。

“你他喵瞎啊!”

“看不到这有人?”

“haojiahuo,xingkuixiaoyeduodejishi,yaobunizheida**zuoxialai,xiaoyedeshidouchulaile!”

“nizheijiaomoucaihaiming!sharenzhidaoma?”

“sharenshiyaochihuashengmide,ni……”

mazhemazhe,huangpizituranlengzhule,tataiqizijidezhuazi,saolesaotou。

“woxianzaihaoxiangbushirenle?”

“miaolegemide!laotianye,nishibushiwanwoa!”

“bierenchuanyue,woyechuanyue!”

“bierenchuanyue,yaomeshihuangdi,yaomeshimingxing,zuibujiyeshigehunchidengsidefuerdai!”

“woni!bieshuofuerdaile,lianrendoubusuanle!”

“jiusuanburangwodangren,daofuguirenjiadanggejiachongyexinga!”

“tamiaodehuangpizishigeshenmegui?”

“nishidasuanrangwochengxiandedao,haishichengjingzuoniea!”

“buzhidaojianguoyihou,dongwubuxuchengjingma?”

“wuwuwu,wozheishizaoleshenmeniea!”

chenyangyitongnuma,mazhemazhedourenbuzhudiaoleile。

huoleliangshi,zheiliangshidougoubeicuide。

qianshichenyangjiushiyigekubideshechu,meitiangongzuoshiergexiaoshi,jiuxiangmaiyidongfangzi,zujianyigexiaojiating,tatashishiguorizi。

kejiushizheimejiandandeyuanwang,tadaosidoumeihunshang。

leidaocusineiyitian,chenyangcaigangmansanshisui。

linsiqian,chenyanghaizaixiang,xiabeizibudangrenle。

danggehunchidengsidechongwu,yetamiaobidangrenhao。

yebuzhidaonafangshenlingtingdaoletadedaogao,tazaiyizhengyan,jiuchenglehuangpizi。

“miaode,nagehutushengandehaoshi?”

“nifenbuqingshenmeshichongwu,shenmeshidongwushima?”

“haitamiaoshigeyeshengdedongwu。”

“nizhenyaobawosongdaodongwuyuan,woyejiubushuoshenmele,zhishaoneilichihebuchou,haiyouzijidedanjian。”

“wotamiaoyesuanhunshangfangle。”

“现在我怎么办?”

“huiguidaziran?zishengzimie?”

“xing!danghuangpiziwoyerenle!”

“nizenmeyedejiwodianfuliba?”

“napashirangwodaodongbeidanggehuangdaxianni!”

“xianzaidaohao,chadianmeibeirenyi**zuosi。”

“ai,wotamiaojiubugaiduo,yi**zuosiwojiusuanle!”

【ding,jiancedaoheshisuzhu,gongdexitongbangding!】

【xiansuzhuwanchengbangdingrenwu,huodexinshoudalibao!】

【renwufabu:wanchengtaofeng!】

【qingsuzhuzaiwuyeshierdianyiqianwancheng,cuoguoshijian,xitongzidongjiebang。】

tingdaonaohailikonglingdeshengyin,chenyangquanshenmengdiyizhan。

系统?金手指?

我觉醒金手指了?

haha,wojiushuo,laotianyeebusixiajiaque,genghekuangwozheizhihuangpizini!

等等!

十二点以前?

现在几点了?

juexingxitongsuiranrangchenyanghenxingfen,dantahaimeisangshilizhi。

ganmangchaxunsizhou,xiangzhaozhaofujinyoumeiyounengkandaoshijiandedifang。

jiusuanchenyangzhejidexunzhaoshi,turankandaolepangbiandelinmuqing。

“duia,tayinggaiyoushouji。”

“我找找看。”

chenyangyanjingyiliang,ganmangzailinmuqingshenshangxunzhaoqilai。

guoran,zailinmuqingdeshangyikoudaili,chenyangfaxianleshouji。

shenchuzhuazidianledian,shoujipingmuliangle。

shangmianxianshideshijianshi23:55fen。

kandaozheigeshijian,chenyangdunshixinliangle。

“laotianye,nishibushiwanwo?”

“jiushengwufenzhong,woqunazhaotaokoufengderen?”

“ninongsiwodelebei!”

aihaoyisheng,chenyangshizhenxiangsi。

mengranjian,tayoukandaolelinmuqing。

“咦?她行不行?”