“sanshao，laofurenzhimingyaoninlianyinde，ninfankangyemei……sanshao？nintingdedaoma…du…du…”
zhulideshengyinwanquanbeicheneibaopodeyaogunlequshengyangai，tangzaifujiashishangdeshoujipingmuzhujiananlexiaqu。
“嘭——”
yishengjuxiang，jianruicierdeximijiyashengzuanrurendeermo，chedidapolehuadengchushangdeningjing——
beijingshijian8dianzheng，sunanshizhongxin，tanshengjituandashalouqian，yiliangzhanxindelykanhypersportpiantouzhuangshanglebaiyushishizi。
直接报废！
chaneijian，renqunjianjiaohujiu，yipianjinghuang。
jingche、jiuhuchedemingdishenghongzhalezhenggeyewan。
baguameitifengyongerzhi，jiangbaofeidequanqiu**kuanchaopaoweidudeshuixiebutong。
quanzidongchangpengchegaihuanhuandakai，wushuliangxiarenyandeshanguangdengpumianerlai，zhijieduizaijiashizuoshangneizhangzuidexibalandejunlianshang。
yitouhuilansedefazaidenghongjiulvxiagewaiqiangyan。
yaobushuotanjiasanshaosuishengxinghunqiu，danshizaimeilini。
tansiyuliaoqiweixundemou，sishihanqing，shengdeyizhangdingjipinang，zuijiaowanqidehuduqueguofenqingfu，chaozheyichujingtoubilegeye，
“dajia——wanshanghaoya~”
**
#檀司煜酒驾车祸#
#荒唐太子爷#
#quanminxiaohua！tansangongzizijiamenkounaochouwen#
#renrendouxiaonipianpiannizuihaoxiao@tansiyu#
yishijian，gezhongxiangguansousuocitiaochongshangresoubangyi。
dianshitaizhuanbo：“juxibeijingshijianbadianzheng，tanjiasangongzitansiyujiashiquanxinlaikenchaopaozhuangxiangzijiajituanlouqiandejuxingbaiyushishizixiang，yuanyinbuming，jingfangchixudiaochazhong。”
tanshengjituangongguanlianyejiaban，haozhiqianwanyaresou、fengcitiao，zuihouzhijiefangchubazihaimeiyipiedexiaoxi——
tanjiasanshaoyutangjiaqianjinjijianglianyin。
gaixiaoxiyijingfangchu，lianyindeshizhijiebanshangdingding。
tansiyubuxiangjiezheihundoubuxing。
renzaijingjushuashouji，kandaolezheitiaoxiaoxi，dangjichixiaoyisheng，xiayimiaojiubashoujijizalechuqu。
haishilaotaitailihai，zhijiejiangtayijun。
taqihunanxia，bujiebuxing。
yucitongshi，tanglizhengzaijiujiewanshangguolebadian，hainengbunengchidongxi，beiguimitixingkanresouhou，dangchanglaoren、ditie、shouji。
天塌了。
但没完全塌。
“niyaohetansiyujiehunle？”qiaoningshuochulaidemeiyigezidoushizaiqueren。
“meiyou，bushi，wobuzhidao。”tanglifourensanlian。
tahetansiyucaizhunbeiyaoxiangqin，yagenjiuhaimeizhengshijianguomian。
liangrensuiranshuoshigaozhongtongxue，danbuzaiyigeban，haishiliuqinianqiandeshiqing，biyehougezichuguo，sheiyemeijianzheshei。
buguotahuiguohoudaoshijingchangzaigezhongtoutiaoresoushangjiandaozheiweitanjiasanshao。
jingzhungaikuojiuliangzi：haiwang。
shengjigaikuojiusazi：wangzhongwang。
youwangyoutongjiguowangzhongwangdelianaishijian，zuizhangshijiandetanle29tian，zuiduanshijian3tian，zongzhijiumeichaoguoyigeyuede。
主打一个效率。
“neiqileguaile，tanshengfangchudexiaoxibaozhendeya。”qiaoninghuyileju。
“buhuishiwobamaneibiankanshangleba。”
tanglizhengxiangjitamadadianhuawenwen，tamadianhuadanlechulai，“baobaoa，nigenmashihuashishuo，nikanshangneigetansiyule？”
“啊？”
tanglimengbi：“ma，nimenmeikanshanga？”
“nikanshangle？”tangmuxinliyigedeng。
wanle，tabaobeinverkanshanglanmaole！
“meikanshanga，wolianghaimeijianguomianni。”
tingdaozheihuida，tangmuxinlicaigansongkouqi，“kanlaitanjianeibianchuncuishixiangyongzheishijitamenjiasanshaoyeca**ni！”
“ngngng！”tanglibuguansanqiershiyi，mushangdarenshuoshashisha，qingxujiazhijidaowei。
“neijiuhaobanle，madainiquyaogeshuofa。”
tangmuzhijiejiaorenbeiche，qujieletanglihou，shaqutanjia。
**
警局，
zhulixiyiweichangdikanxiangtansiyu，danhaishimianbulezouliucheng，kukoupoxindiquanta：“sanshao，ninhuiquba，nanbuchengninhaizhenxiangzaizheiliguoyea。”
tansiyulansandiwangshafayitang，xiwogezaifushoushang，yishuangzhangtuishendaowaimianluanhuang。
shouyishen，shengqingyaoqinglirui，“wohaimeishiguoni，yiqia。”
liruiwanju：“ninyaoshibuhuiqu，laofurenyougaishuowole。”
“neinibaerduobishang，zhuangtingbu……”
tansiyushuodaohoumianjinlesheng。
liruidoulishoujixiangle，buyongcaiyezhidaoshitanjianeibianlaidian，haijiyoukenengshilaofuren。
dangranyebupaichushitadiehuozhema。
liruijieledianhua，bigongbijingdihanleju：“furen。”
哦吼，他妈。
tansiyuhuanchenglecewodezishi，youzaiyouzaidihuangtuitingdianhua。
结束后，眉梢一挑。
liruizongjiehuibao：“tangjialairenle，furenyaoninbanxiaoshineichuxian。”
“然后？”
“furenshuoninyaoshibuhuiqu，tahuizhaorendaduannintui。”
“……”
“sanshaoye，jushuotangjia**shengdetepiaoliang，haoxianghaishixuetiaowude，qulebukui。”
“那你娶。”
tansiyuyigeliyudating，congshafashangxialai，linshangwaitao，dayaodabaidilikailejingju。
gangzouliangbu，huitouchaoliruiyixiao，“jiwononggeshouji，gangneigeshuaihuaile。”
“……嗻。”
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bei：zhuyikan，zheigenvrenjiaoxiaomei，zheigenanrenjiaoxiaoshuai。
liangzhilianaizhongdecaigou，danshihuxiangzhuangqilaile。
zhudawoainidanwobuzhidaoniyeaiwosuoyiwoyaodiaonirangniaishangwo（wink）
rangwomenzaizheigedongtian，tanyichangtiantiandelianaiba~
genzhebeibeiyiqifengkuangxindong(˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)
zhongyaodeshibenbeizhishuoyibian：bao！tian！！de！！！