“zheibeizijiumeijianguonizheimexiatoudenande！laoniangzhenshikaileyanle！”
yishengfennudenvshenghuidangzaianjingdekafeitingzhong，yinqilewushukerendeweiguan。
zaizhongrendemuguangzhong，yigedabanjingzhidenvsheng，manlianfennu，linzhebaobaoniutouchongchulekafeiting。
zhiliuxiayigenianqingnanren，gudandeliuzaikazuoshang。
yikanjiushixiangqinshibai，beinvfangfalexiatouka。
zaizhongrenchayidemuguangzhong，linfengliandaixiaoyi，youyoudepinchangqilehaimaozhereqidekafei，xinzhongantan：
“yewuyoujingjinle，yiqiankuaidaoshou！”
yinweitaqishishitixiongdizhouchengfuxiangqinju，renwujiushiqizounvfang，zhiyuneiyiqiankuai……
zhouchengshuole，xiangqinbushidechichiheheme，yiqiankuaixiangqinjingfei，shengxiadedoushitade。
“zheicidenvfangtaichenbuzhuqile，yifenzhongjiuzou，zhijiebaijianqian。”
linfengmeizizidekaozaishafashang，yonglandeyibianpinchangzhekafei，yibianxinshangjiejing。
shangbeizizuoweiyiminghegedeshechu，yueyuenaquanqin，xinxinkukugongzuo，leichuleyishenmaobing，zuihouzhijiecuzailebangongshi。
zaizhengkaiyanjing，faxianzijichuanyuedaolepingxingshijie，zhengzaidudaxue。
douliangshiweirenle，yesuanshikantouyixiedongxile。
suoyi，neishenme，kaibaibei！
yushi，zhenggedaxueqijian，bierenkaoyan、gaoshetuan、zhaogongzuo、tanlianai，yizhenggejijixiangshang。
林枫则是……
hunxuefen、shaitaiyang、haishishaitaiyang。
biyeqianxi，tongyigesushedesheyouzhoucheng，beijialicuihun，jieshaoleduixiang，yaoqiubiyejiujiehun。
nianqingrennalinengjieshouzheige？
danshi，pianpianzhouchengyouaobuguotamama。
yushi，linfengyinweihunshenshangxiadebailanqixi，beizhouchengdingshangle。
“ge，bangwoyingfuyixiazheicixiangqinba？womajidexiangqinfeiyong，yongbuwandedoushinide。”
neishihoudelinfeng，chucitingdaozhouchengdezheizhongyaoqiu，yiliandemoming：
“nizijiqubei，shizaibuxing，jiuguyigaodianshiqing，rangnvfangkanbushangnijiuxing。”
“xiongdi，jiunizheibailandeqizhi，nvfangdiyiyanjiuwanjule，shibangongbei。”
linfengkanzhezhouchengjiandingdeshense，tashangletixiongdixiangqindedaolu。
meixiangdao，congcidakailexinshijiededamen，chenggongkaichuangfuye——
替别人相亲！
zhengyinweiruci，ganggangdeneiyimu，buguoshilinfengde“gongzuorichang”bale，queshimeishenmezhideshengqide。
jiuzailinfengxinshangjiejingdeshihou，dianhuaxiangqi，tayouyoudejieqi：
“wei？zenmexiangqiwolaile？……youxiangqin？shenmeshijian、didian？……xing，jiaojiwonifangxin。”
gualedianhua，linfengkanzheyinxingkadaozhangliuqianyuan，anziyaotou，zheidangcizashangquleni？
zaiyikanduifangfaguolaidedidian——renjunxiaofei2000+degaojicanting。
又懂了。
“zoule，ganxiayichang。”
linfengqishen，likailekafeiting。
…………
lianggexiaoshihou，linfengzhanzailezhuangxiudefeichangdianyabiezhidecantingqiantai。
fuwuyuanxiaojiejieyiliandexiaoyi，shenqinggongjingdewendao：
“xianshengninhao，qingwenninyouyudingma？”
linfengdianlediantou，shuochulehaoxiongdijidexinxi：
“有，6号。”
fuwuyuanxiaojiejienachupingban，zaishangmiandianlejixia，querendao：
“xiansheng，6haoshilunvshidingxiade，ninquedingma？”
陆女士？
linfengdianleyixiatou，zheiyicidexiangqinduixiangqueshishixinglu，nvfangdingdezhuozi，yezhengchang。
“没错。”
林枫点了点头。
fuwuyuanxiaojiejieyinqindezaiqianmiandailu：
“xianshengqinggenwolai，zheibianqing。”
zaifuwuyuandedailingxia，linfengguaiguoyigewan，jinrulebaoxiang。
yijinmen，judadeluodichuang，wudidejiangjingshiye，yijiyigemeilifeichangdenvren，yingrulelinfengdeyanlian。
“xiansheng，daole，ninqing。”
fuwuyuandaidaoledifang，lianmangtuilechuqu。
kandaofuwuyuandailaileyigemoshengnanren，nvrentaiqihuposedeyanmou，daliangleyifanlinfeng。
yucitongshi，linfengyezaidaliangzhenvren。
xiatouyeshiyoujiangjiude，bixugenjuduifangdetexing，yijijizhong，nengshengbushaoqianni！
linfengkandaonvrenyixihongyi，haizaobandezhangfasongsandepizaijiantou，zitaiyonglanfangsong，danshiyanshenzhongruiliquewufayangai，piaoliangyoujijugongjixing。
yushi，taxinzhongyouledazhidepanduan——
nvqiangren，erqiehaishijidupiaoliangdenvqiangren。
zheizhongnvren，jueduibunengrenshoude，jiushinanrendedayahemiaoshi，yaoshizaidaidianmabao，juesha！
yishunjian，linfengjiuyijingxiangdaolezhenduixingdebanfa。
kaiwanxiao，meizheidianshunjianshibiedenengli，zhenbeibierenxiangzhonglezenmeban？
bushuozijishitixiongdixiangqinde，jiudandanshuoziji。
zhonglaiyici，linfengkandehentouche，nvrenzhihuiyingxiangzijibailandezitai。
suoyi，zaipiaoliangdoubuxing！jueduibunengbeiduifangxiangzhong！
yushi，tashishirandezouxianglenvrenduimiandezuowei，dadalieliedechakaituizuolexiaqu。
nvrenmeitouweitiao，haozhengyixiadekanzhelinfeng：
“你是……？”
yikaishi，tahaiyiweilinfengshizijidefensi，huozheduifangtuanduideren，keshixianzaikanlai，butaixiang。
linfengtingdaoduifanghaotingdeshengyin，xinzhonganziyaotou。
zhangdezheimepiaoliang，shengyinhaizheimehaoting，zenmehaiyaochulaixiangqinni？
shifengrixia、renxinbugu，haishiyuelaogenzijiyiyangbailanle？
linfengshuaileshuaitou，ganzoulexinzhongluanqibazaodexiangfa。
zheixiedoubuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshi，xianzaizijiyaowanchengrenwu。
“nihao，woshinidexiangqinduixiang。”
“xiangqinduixiang？wode？”
luxiyuqingqingyixiao，ruilideyanshenshunjianxiaoshi，yanboliuzhuanjian，lingdongfeichang：
“你确定？”
linfengdianlediantou，juedingzaidiancaizhiqian，suzhansujue：
“meicuo。jirandouchulaixiangqinle，neiwojiubaizaimingmianshangshuole。”
“jiejienifeichangdepiaoliang，wohenmanyinidewaibiao，xianzaidiyiguanniyijingguole。”
“jiexialai，jiniyigejihui，zhengqurangwoaishangni，haohaozhenxie。”
“womenjiehunzhihou，nijiulaolaoshishidedaizaijia，jiwoshengsangehaizi，bixushiliangnanyinv。”
“wokannizheimepiaoliang，xianglaipingshidexinsidouyongzaidabanshangle，meishenmeshenghuojingyan，womajiuhenibuyiyang，niyaohetaduoxuexue。”
“suoyi，jiehunhou，dashixiaoqing，nidouyaotingwomadeanpai。”
“woshuowanle，youyijianma？”
linfengshuowanzhihou，zuijiaoweiyang，kanzheluxiyu，dengzheneijujingdiantaici——
你个下头男/渣男！
yebuchutasuoliao，luxiyutongkongweisuo，shenqingjingya，yikanjiushibunengjieshoudeyangzi。
linfengweiweimiqileyanjing，xinzhonganxiao：
haha，wokezhenshigerencai，zheifanhuashu，jianzhiwuxiekeji。
zheiyizhao，zhiqiankecongweishishouguo！
xiaojiejie，baofaba，ganjinqishen，yangzhangerqu。
zheiyang，xiangqinjieshu，woderenwuwanmeiwancheng，meizizi！