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这他娘的什么情况？
guduzhonglao，yibeizidangheshang？
wobazheishigaosuleyeye，jieguoyeyehendanding，xiangshizaojiuzhidaozheishihuifashengzaiwoshenshangside，rangwobuyongdanxinzheishi，shuoshidengwoguowanleshibasuishengrizhihou，zheizhongguaiyidezhengzhuangjiuhuixiaoshile。
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“你是谁？”
woyihuodekanzheta，qingshengshuodao：“zhaowoyeyeshenmeshi？”
tameiyouhuiyingwodehua，yongrangwogandaoxinlifamaodeyanshendalianglewoyihuizhihou，zhijiejiangtadeneihuibubeibaoqulexialaidijilewo。
“jini，wanshangwolaijienizou！”
shuowan，budengwohuiying，tajiuzheimeniutoulikaile。
大叔你谁啊？
woyoudianmengdedakailebubao，dangkandaobubaolineiyishenhongheixiangjianfugudexinlangguanfushideshihou，wogengjiademengbile。
这啥意思啊？
bangwanshifen，yeyehuilaile，daihuilailebushaodeluroujiucai。talaorenjiaduiwodechengjihenyouxinxin，suoyitiqianqulezhenshangmailezheixieluroujiucai，jiushixianghuilaigenwoqingzhuyixiade。
dangkandaowodeluqutongzhishuzhihou，yeyexixiaoyankai。
danshi，dangkandaowosuishoufangzaitangwuzuoyishangdeneihongheixiangjiandexinlangguanfudeshihou，yeyelianshangdexiaorongdunshijiangzhule。
“这东西哪来的？”
“zhongwudeshihouyigenanrensonglaide，tahaishuojinwandaiwozou！”
tingwozheimeyishuo，yeyemeitoujinzhou，chenshengwendao：“neigenanrenshenmeyangmao？”