第1章
juliyuchanqihaiyouliangtian，woxianggongsidijiaolechanjiashenqingdan。
chongshangnvquanzhuyi，fashidingkedaodidenvjingliyimiaobohuilewodeqingqiu。
“nizenmexiangde，zheidou2025nianle，haiganyuanzuonuyijinanrenshenghaizini？”
“nijiushiwomennvxingzhongdepantu，nvquanlushangdebanjiaoshi！”
“qiedengzheba，dengniyangshuipole，wozaijinipijia！”
tazhuantouchongzhetongyangxiangtadijiaoqingjiadandenantongshixiemeiyixiao，
“xiaosun，nijialimatonghuaileshidashi，kuaihuiquba！”
suijitongguoletayigeyuedelvyoushijiashenqing。
woqidaojianhong，nantongshiqueshangqianhenhentuisanglewoxia。
“nizenmezheimexinji？wokannishizai**lisailexuebaoguyijianhong，xianghaogongsiyangmaoba！”
“xiaoxinshengchulaidehaizimei**，shisitai！”
woyaojinhoucaoya，suijijijituanzongcaibodaletousudianhua。
“laogong，wangjinglibujiwopichanjia，womashangshengle，jiubatadebangongshigaizaochengchanfangba！”
01.
wangxiaohuachizhiyibi：“yo，buzhidaodehaiyiweinilaogongshitianwanglaozini？”
“jintianjiushitianwanglaozilaileyededengniyangshuipolecainengqingjia！”
laogongzhuyuzegezhedianhuatingtongtingdaolewangxiaohuadejiaoxiao，suijizaidianhualidafaleiting：
“fanletianle！ququyigejingligannazhejimaodanglingjian，bujiliusisipichanjiachulewentiworangnichibuledouzhezou！”
bangongshiliyizhenyaquewusheng。
tongshimenchenmobuyu，mianmianxiangqu。
wangxiaohuaxianshiyileng，suijizoudaowogongweishangyinyangguaiqidechongzhewodeshoujihoujiaodao：
“你哪根葱？”
laogongnule：“woshiniboss，dashengjituandezongcaizhuyuze！”
“xiaohua，niyaoshidashengjituandezongcaiwojiushizongcaitama！”
“nizuihaosapaoniaozhaozhaoniziji，bushishenmerendounengrangnimaochongde！”
“liusisidelaogong，chongqiliangjiushigesongwaimaide！”
说完发出阵阵嘲笑。
jiezhetayishangbanshijiandasirendianhuaweiyou，jiangwodeshoujiqiangzousuozailetadechoutili。
woshangqiantaoyaoshouji，beiwangxiaohuazhijiebidaoqiangjiao。
“tianzhelianjinanrenshenghaizide**！”
“weilehaogongsiyangmao，maixuebaojiazhuangjianhongbushuo，xianzaihaizaoyaozijidelaogongshijituanzongcai！”
taniezhuwodelianbiaoqingjijinniuqu：
“jiunizheitoumuzhuhaixiangzhaogezongcailaogong？xiaxiabeizidoubuyidinglundedaoni！”
woxiangyaocongqiangjiaozhengtuochulai，wangxiaohuaquebiwobidegengjin。
tazhenggerenjintiewodeyundu，rangwoyouxiechuanbushangqi。
zicongwoxianhuai，wangxiaohuajiuzaigongzuozhonggudaojigetongshiyiqichuchudiaonanwo。
wozhiqianbuzaiyi，shiyinweiwobujinshidashengjituandezongcaifuren，haishijingshidierdalongtouqiyehuaguangjituandeweiyijichengren。
zhisuoyilaibeishifengongsidecaiwubuzuoyimingxiaozhiyuan，shiweilexuexigengzhashideshijianzhenzhi，
shengwanhaizihounenggenghaodejieguangongsi。