“buhuishuohuakeyibizui。”
meiyouzaiguanshifanshuochushenmeshipotianjingdehua，kongyichenbanzhelianjiangbuanshengdechuiertupengguolaizhongxinfangzaizijishenshang。
bujinruci，neishuangjihuconglaibupengdaimaodongwudeshou，jiuzheimexiangshilumaoyiyanghuanhuanzaichuiertushenshangfunong。
gujiefenmingdeshouluozaixiniguanghuaderongmaoshang，zaichechuangwaisaluojinlaideneixieguangxiandeyingzhaoxia，haosizaizheifuhuajuanshangpishangleyicengjinguang，rangbanzheliandekongyichendoukanqilaixianghebushao。
shenweikongyichendejingjiren，zheimehaodexuanfajihuizenmenengbuliyong？！
dangji，shifannachushoujichongzhezhengzailututudeshoulaileyizhangtexie，shaoshaoxiuleyixiaguangxianheliangduzhihoubianpeiwenfazailekongyichendedayanzishang。
“jichangouyuxiaokeai，kanlaishimingdingdeyuanfen~[tupian]”
bijingshizuyidaidongzhenggeyulequanchaoliufengxiangdejuxingliuliang。
kongyichenzheitiaoweibocaiganggangfachuqu，fenzhitalaidefensilimajiangpinglunqubaowei。
zhishiyishun，shubuqingdepinglunyijingfuxian。
fensimenzaozaizhanjielutouheqitafensipaishedeshipinlidezhilezheizhitutudecunzai，dankandaoneimeqingxidetupianhaishidiyici。
chuiertujiuzheimeananjingjingdaizaikongyichentuishang。
fangzaichuiertushenshangdeneizhishou，funongzaishangmiandedongzuoqingpiaopiaode，meiyigemaokongdousanfazhewenroudeqixi。
“aaaa，jintianyeshibeigegejingyandeyitian！”
“sihasiha~zheishouwokeyiwanshangshinian！”
“tutuzheimekeai，dangranyaoyonglaizuomalatutou！goutou.jpg”
……
tupiandezhutizhongguishitangzaikongyichenhuailirenmodechuiertu，haiyoukongyichenneigujiefenmingdeshou。
bushaokanletutupengcishipindefensiwenfengerlai，henbudechuanguopingmudaititatangzaikongyichenshouxia。yishizhijian，jiangtutujihuchenglequanwangxianmudeduixiang。
yulequanderedubuxuyaoya。
bujinbuya，haiyaochenjijiabahuo。
zaipailezhaopianzhihou，shifanjiuyijinglianxizhegongsineibianderen，rangtamenpeihemaigeresou。
shuliao，haibudengtamengongsikaishidongzuo，＃tutupengci＃＃xiangchengweiyingdishouxiadetutu＃dengcitiaoyijingzifadaoleresoupaixingbangshang。
ertamenderedu，yezaisuizheshijiandebianhuafajiao。
zuizhong，citiaodezuihou，chuxianleyige“bao”zi。
“chenge，nijiachuiertushangresoule。”
shuohuajian，shifanyijingjiangresoucitiaodiankai，bacitiaoneirongbaizaikongyichenmianqian，haorangtashishikekedouguanzhugenzishenxiangguandedongxi，mianderihouturanbeiwendaobuzhidaogaizenmeshuo。
citiaoxia，chulekongyichenfadeneitiaobowenzhiwai，reduzuigaodejiushiyigedafenfadeweibo。
“tutuneimekeai，dangranyaozuomalatutou！suirandanshi，woyexiangdanggegeshouxiadeneizhitutu！”
shifandeshoujipingmubingmeiyouzheyan。
dacicibaizaimianqiandejiemianbujinrangkongyichenhuoquleqizhongdexinxi，gengshiranganranwozaikongyichentuishang，shushufufuxizhekongyichenshenshangwaixiedeziqidejiangtutukanlegequanhu。
！！！
mingandeziyanlimaxiyinlejiangtutudezhuyi。
chitutuzheijigezijiuxiangshiyaojiangtatunshidedakouyiban，rangjiangtutupingjingdexinturankaishikuangtiaoqilai。
jingjurangtameinengkongzhizhuzijideshenti，zhouranqishenchongzheneigemaofanzijideshoujichongqu。
啪嗒一声！
fangcaihaizaishifanshoushangnazhedeshouji，beiturantiaoqilaidetuzihenhenchuaileyijiao，zaichezuoshangkekebanbantiaolejixiazhihou，qiqirangunluozaijiashizuoxiamiandefengxili。