第4章:把我的眼角膜冲马桶里

di4zhang:bawodeyanjiaomochongmatongli

huolinximeidalibaiye,tadixiatou,duannizhezuozaitatuishangdenvhai。

长得,还算过得去。

“jiaoshenmemingzi?”huolinxiwenta。

“岁岁,姜岁岁。”

huolinximoranlengliedeshixian,congjiangsuisuishenshangsaoguo,nanrenqingzeleyisheng。

zuozaitatuishangdenvhai,xianggendouyacai。

nanrenxiuzhangshouzhiqiazhunvhaidexiaba,zixiduanxiangtadeyanjing。

“怎么瞎的?”

“yanjiaomojiwojiejiele。”jiangsuisuishuo,“yishengshuowojiejiedeyanjingxiale,xuyaoyizhiyanjiaomo,babamamaqiuzhewo,bayanjiaomoyizhijiwojiejie。”

jiangsuisuiwaizhenaodai,pingjingdexushudao:

“shoushuneitian,jiejiegaosuwo,tadeyanjinggenbenmeiyouxia,zhishitufaxingshimingeryi,jitianjiuhuifule。

ketahaishirangyishengquxiawodeyanjiaomo,bawodeyanjiaomochongmatongli。”

huolinxiduannizhenvhaizhinendexiaolian,damuzhihequqideshizhi,zaitadelianjiashangnieleyounie。

“nineishenhunshashizenmehuishi?”

nanrengujiefenmingdeshouzhi,hualuodaojiangsuisuixianxidebojingshang。

tayaoshiganyouyijujiahua,huolinxihuihaobukeqide,nieduantadebojing!

jiangsuisuibeipoyangqilian,wuheideyanmoumeiyoujiaodian。

“jialidegongsizijinchuwentile,babamamajiubawojimaile。

maijiyigedatuhao,neigetuhaodouwushisuile,tadeerzibiwohaida,wocaibuyaojirendangxiaoma。”

jiangsuisuishuode,jibenyuhuolinxichadaodexiangfu。

jiangsuisuicongxiaoshenghuozaixiangxia,sangeyueqian,caizhidao,zijishihaichengjiangjiadezhenqianjin。

14nianqian,yougehushizaiyingerfangli,kandaojiangsuisuizhangdebingxuekeai,jiubatajibaozoule,yongyigeqiyingdingtiletadeweizhi。

hushibajiangsuisuimaijirenfanzi,jijingzhuanshou,jiangsuisuibeixiangxiayiduimeiyouzinvdelaorenhuazhongjinmaixia。

14nianhou,tabeijiehuijiangjia,gaixingjiang,erbeijiangjiayangle14niandejiaqianjin,yinweizhaobudaozijideqinshengfumu,meiyoubeisongzou。

qinshengfumuhejiaqianjinganqingshenhou,jiangsuisuizaijiangjiajiuxianggewairen。

yinweitacongxiaoshenghuozaixiangxia,tazongshibeiqinshengfumuxianqi,lianjiaqianjinyanjingshimingle,qinshengfumudouxiwangtanengjuanchuyanjiaomo。

“xixishimingxing,yanjingshiming,tadexingtujiuhuile!”

“xixigangqinshiji,takanbujianjiumeifazaidangangqinle。”

“suisui,nichengjimeiyouxixihao,xixiyihoukeshiyaokaojinghuadaxuede,nijiubayanjiaomojitaba。”

tatianzhendeyiwei,bayanjiaomojilejiangxixi,babamamanengduizijihaoyidian。

kemeiguoduojiu,suanmingxianshengshuotayouwangfuming,tabeijiangjiayongrenqiangzhitaoshanghunsha,saijinhuncheli,jiangjiayaobatajiajiyige50duosuidelaotou。

tazuozaihuolinxidatuishang,suirankanbujianzheigenanren,quenengxiudaonanrenshenshang,youlengdexuesongxiang。

“huolinxi,nihuishouliuwoma?”

nvhainaishengnaiqidejiaotadequanming,huolinximoulideqingxuanchen。

“我不养闲人。”

“wobushixianren!wokeyizuonidenvren!”jiangsuisuihenrenzhendeshuo。

xinendexiaoshouzhuazhenanrendeyibai,jiangsuisuiyaozhefenchunwenta:

“zhiyaonikenshouliuwo!”

tahuayinweiluo,nanrendedashougaizaizijilianshang,zhangxinfengyinzhujiangsuisuiluanlaidezui。

yipangdebaiyebiexiaodehenxinku。

huolinxishengyindichenanya:“jiaohuoye。”

jiangsuisuiguzhesaibangzi,rouruandezuichunchujinanrendezhangxin。

huolinximeitouweicu,jiangwuzaijiangsuisuizuishangdeshoushouhui,jiutingnvhaiguzhesaibangzidunangzhe:

“nijiaowosuisui,wojiujiaonilinlinba~dengniyihouduiwojiaolaopole,wozaigaikou,jiaonilaogong!”