第4章 三无青年

henkuai,linfengdaolejingzhoushifujiangqudeyigedabieshuzhong。

dangkandaolinfengdemoyanghou,litianyunrenbuzhudebiziyisuan:“zhenxiang,wolindage!”

“lishuhao!”linfengyiranguayanshaoyu,lianshangguazhedanranweixiao。

“haohaohao,nizhangdalea!”litianyunzhendehenjidong。

tayizhiyiweilinfengyijingsile,yizhiduidangnianbunengbangzhulinfengfuqinerhuihenbuyi。

meiyouxiangdaolindagehailiuzheyidaoxianghuo,zheirangtadexinlijuedezheijiushizijideerziyiban。

linfengdechuanzhedabandouhenyiban,zheirangtajuedelinfengzaiguowaikendingshoukule!

“haizi,nizaiguowaimeishaochikuba?”litianyunpailepailinfengdeshenti,haisuanjieshi。

“haihao!”linfengmolemobizi。

“yihou,nijiushiwodeerzile,youshenmekunnanjiuhelishushushuo!”litianyunhaomaideshuodao。

tihuidaozheizhongbeirenguanaideziwei,linfengsuiranjuedemosheng,keshibingbupaichi。

yinweishiwusuizhiqian,tayizhidouzhidaolitianyunshitafuqindejiebaixiongdi,yiqichushengrusideneizhonghaogemen。

erqielijianengyoujintian,bingbushibaishouqijia,ershiyikaolinfengdefuqindezijinfuchi。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,waimianyoujigerenjinlaile,weishoudeheranshizaifeijishangbeilinfengchouyibazhangdelijihai!

zaitadeshenbianhaigenzhelianggenvren,yigeshizhongdianfunv,yigeshiyangmaoqingchundenvhaizi。

“xiaolan、zihan、jihainimenhuilaidezhenghao,wojinimenjieshaoyixia!”

“zheishiwodagelinzilongdeerzilinfeng,yihoujiubatadangzijiarenle,mingbaima?”

litianyundeqiziqinlankandaolinfengyeshimanlianjingxi:“a,worendechulai,youxiaoshihoudeyingzi,zhengaodaa!”

“lishenhao!”linfenglimaodishuoleyiju,muguangchaolijihaikanleguoqu。

wanwanmeixiangdao,dangnianduitabigongbijingdexiaogenbanlijihai,zhangdahoujingranzhangchengzheifumoyang,guaibudetadourenbuchule!

ruguorendechulai,yebuzhiyuyoufeijishangneiyimuba?

lijihaikandaolinfengzhanzaizijifuqinmianqiandeneiyike,yizhenyaoyaqiechileqilai!

qishitazaojiurendechulinfengle,zhishibeichouleyibazhangzhihou,buhaoyisihetaxiangren!

rujinlinfenglaidaotajialile,lijihaigangawubi,xinlihaibiezheyiguhuoqi!

“heng,nikezhenxing,neiyibazhangwodengzhezhaonisuanzhang!”lijihaidishenghengleyisheng,bulihuilinfengjiujinlefangjian。

“douhuilaile,womendingyixiawenxiaotangdafandiandebaoxiang,jintianyiqichuquwaimianchigefan!”litianyunduishenbiandeguanjiaanpaishuodao。

lizihankanzhemianqiandelinfeng,chuanzhezheimeputong,xinliyeshimeiyourenhexiangfale。

“xiaofeng,zuoba,worangrenjinidaocha!”qinlanzhaohuzhelinfengzuozaileshafashang。

“hao,shen!”linfengbingbuzaihulijihaiduizijishuoshenme,xinqingbucuodizuolexialai。

“nichuquzhihouyoumeiyoushangdaxue?”qinlanguanqiediwendao。

linfengyaoleyaotou:“meishangguodaxue!”

taqueshimeiyoushangguodaxue,zaiheiyujiaoshoutakechengdedoushilaotouzihanlaideneixiemingpaidaxuedesijiao,dingjianxuekequanweideneizhong。

wenyan,qinlanmunvliangkanzhelinfenggengshijuedetakelianle,hunshenputong,kendingchikule,haimeiyoushangguodaxue……

太惨了!

“neinizaiguowaishenmedifangshangban?”

“womeiyoushangguoban!”linfenghenchengshideshuodao。

tasuiranshiheiyudeerdangjia,danshineishilaoban,linfengsuishiwaichu,yemeiyougudingdeshangbanshijian,dingduosuanshiziyouzhiyezhe!

“meiyoushangguoxueyemeiyoushangguoban,neinilaiwomenjia,wobamayebangbulenia!”lizihanyouxietanxishuodao,lianshangfangfoxiezhefeiwulianggezi,manshishiwang。

dangchudelinjiashaoye,taxiaoshihoujiujingweiwubi,keshisheizhidaoxianzaizheimebuxuewushua!

“neiniyouduoshaocunkuan?”

linfengshenshouzaikoudailimolemo,nachuleneizhangheiyujinka,jutiguzhibuhaosuan。

bijiaohaoguzhide,jiushizijishoujishangneiliangwankuaiqiandelinghuaqianle。

“wocunkuanduoshaowoyebuzhidao,shoujishangzhiyouliangwan!”linfengrushihuida。

“neiniyouduixiangma?”qinlanshenshendicumeiwendao。

“meiyou,zheiyicishihuilaizhaowangjiatuihunde!”linfenghuidashuodao。

zheishihouyizhenggewuziderendouanjingle,guiyiwubi。

“哈哈哈哈!”

zheigeshihoulijihaicongloushangxialaile,zailoutishangdaxiaobuyi!

tadexiaoshengdapoleanjingdeqifen,“feiwuyige,jiunixianghewangyueranjiehun,renjiadoubuleyi,haiqutuihun?”

“jihai,bunengzheiyangshuonifengge,xiaoshihoutaduozhaoguni!”litianyunmozheshouji,niutouyansudihechizhezijideerzi。

“hehe,duibuqibaba,woshizhenderenbuzhuxiangyaoxiao,tazhenshibuyaoliana!”

“linfeng,buyaoshuowangjianigaopanbushangle,jiusuanshiwomenlijia,niyebangbushang,nizhidaozijiyouduobeiweima?”lijihaifengciwubididuilinfengxiaodao。

“shaoshuoliangju!”qinlanrenbuzhudilalelalijihai,juedezheiyanghenbulimao。

“yaoxuelimeixueli,yaonenglimeinengli,yaoshilimeishili,nijiushidianxingdesanwuqingnian,nibushifeiwu,sheishia?”

“jihai,nizheiyangguofenle!”litianyunbiaoqingyunnuleqilai。

“hao,wobushuole!”lijihaiganjuezijidachoudebaole,haipaixialelinfengdezhaopianfajiwangyueran,dasuanyaogongtaohaozheigewangjiadaxiaojie。

“xiaofeng,zheiyangba,woyueyixiawangjiaderen,rangtamendaishangwangyueran,daoshihouquwenxiaotangyiqichigefan!”litianyunanpaishuodao。

linfengdandanyixiaodao:“haoa!”

jiranlishushuyaoanpai,neizijijiuquba,fanzhengzongshiyaojianyijianwangjiarende。

keshiqinlanquemianluyihuozhise,dishengshuodao:“laogong,xiaofengxianzaidizicha,wangjiajiadayeda,shinianqiandehunyuetamenbukenengrenzhangde!”

litianyunyeshibiaoqingyansuwubi,“buguan,zheishidasaodangniananpaideqinshi,womenbixubangxiaofeng,wozheijiujiwangjiadadianhua!”