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我姐上吊死了!
tadeshitiyaoyaohuanghuang,bizhidiguazailaoliushushang。
shazijiefuzhuaizhehongyiquncabiti,haishahuhudexiaozhe。
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「zheisiyatou,hunmeijiechengjiusile,haidelaonianghaidetuirenjiacaili,zhenshitaihuiqile!」
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我觉得自己很蠢!
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「duohaodeguniang,jiuzheimesile?」
「xiaochanzhendehaopiaoliang,taikexile!」
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「shisan,buyaokule。」
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「jinijiexungehaoquchu。」
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「啪!」
muqinbawozhuaileguolai,chaowodelian,henhendihuleyibazhang。