第一章 不是冤家不聚头

diyizhangbushiyuanjiabujutou

heyingdicanjialianzong,beimashangresou。

wangyou:【lushuizhizheigelvchajurangangouyinyingdi!】

【tadaotieyingdidoubuyaota!】

【haishiyingdiheqinyufeibanpei!zheicaishizhenqinglv。】

kemeirenzhidao,wogenyingdicaishizhenfuqi。

zhibuguo,shikuailihunde。

wojiaolushuizhi,shigeshibaxianxiaohuka。

zaiwowudixianjingjirendebaozhuangxia,woshitongqixiaohualichulemingdejiaqinggao,aicengredudelvcha。

zuijinhaishenxianyeguangjubendechouwen,beiyulequandagouziyinsheanzhichazuleyigeganggangbaohongdeqiyuenanyouhetashiniannvyoudeganqing。

wangshangdaochudoushiheiwo,mawowakuwodetiezi、pinglun。

buguanwozenmechengqinghetazhendeshizaifangjianliduijuben,zhishidaomeiyudaotingdianledoumeiyong。

suoyourendouxingzhibobodizhuikanzherenjiafenshoubabainianqiannvyoudekuqingxiaozuowen。

yankanchengqingwuwang,wosuoxingzhuxiaoweibo,tangpingrenchao。

黑红也是红嘛。

kenengzhendeshirenpinbaidetailihaile,haojibutanhaodenvzhuju,wodoubeituilehuo。

jingjirentongdingsitong,juedingsongwoquyigelvyouzongyishuashuarenpin。

songwochufaqian,jingjirenzhufuwodao:“lushuizhi,zheicichuqubuyaojiao,buyaozuoyao,yaoduoganhuoshaoshuohua。”

“gengzhongyaodeyitiaotielv,buxuquzhaoresongyingdi!renjiashiyijingneidingleyaohexiaohuaqinyufeichaocp。xianzaitaliangdecpdare,biezaibeigedaotiexiaosandemingtouhuilai,xueshangjiashuang,tingjianmeiyou?”

5dianduojiubeicongbeiwolihaochulaidewowuyishididiandiantou。

songkeheqinyufeizheiduigounannv,wozhutamenbaitouxielaohailaibuji,sheiyaoquzhaoretamen?

hunhunbeijingban,tangzhezhuanqianbuxiangma?

kaipaineitian,qinyufeichuanzheyijiankatongtixu,shanzhekazilandayanjing,haixiudihesuoyourenlimaodidazhaohu。

danmuyixiazijiufeitengle。

【wonvezhendeyoudanchunyoukeai!】

【tingshuozheigezongyidiyiqifeixingjiabinyousongyingdi,yourenlaitanlaopodebanle!】

【taitianle!ouxiangjuzhaojinxianshi,yongyuandeshen!】

kanbuchulai,zheigezongyidefensihaidoutingheshande。

wozhengxinlikuafensi,jieguogangshunzheqinyufeideshi,luchubanzhanglian,danmujiuhuafengjizhuanzhixia。

【daoyanshibushinaoziyouwenti?qingzheizhonglvchalai,shoushilvbuyaoleshiba!】

【呕,陆蛆倒胃口】

【zhiyouwodanxin,tashilaicengwomenyingdiredudema?zheizhongguansan,kendinghuiqifuwomendanchunkeaidefeifei,gouyinyingdide!】

【lushuizhiqusi!yanzhongdizhiexinxiaosan!daoyanjiwopa!】

kanzhepingmushangmimimama,yuelaiyueduodeshuapingdanmu,wozhinenggangadixiaoxiao,kuaibuzoudaojiaoluoli,miandeyinweiaiyan,zaizuijiayideng。

huran,xianchanggangganghaisansanliangliangliaotianderendouanjinglexialai。

shidakalaile——yingdisongke。

娱乐圈,咖位为王。

songkegangheguanzhongdalegezhaohu,xianchangqitarenjiuganjinweishangqu,qizuibashediziwojieshao。

songkelimaoyoushuyuandiyiyihedajiawoshou、wenhao。

wodaoqinyufeishi,taniezhekeaidewawayin,nuonuodihanxuezhanghao。

songkenandeluchuleweixiao,diantouzhiyi。

pingmuhoudefensishunjianfeiteng。