woturanganjuetamenhenmosheng！
buqudangyanyuanzhenshikexile。
……
mazhemazhe，taoyanminghuilaile。
worushizhongfu，yeyoulediqi，ganmangpaoguoqulazhetaoyanmingdeshousuku，bijingwoduzilidehaiziyeshitadezhong。
他舍得？
jijuhuajiaodaiqingchu，taoyanmingyewunaile，jiushuoxianfuwohuifangxiuxi，zhuantouyouqugentamenlejieqingkuang。
tamenyiweiwotingbudao，shubuzhi，wozhengzaifanglitoutoukanshexiangtou。
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“laoer，nizheigelaopozhenshidanibuxiao！nibeitaneiguaiqiaodewaibiaojipianle！mayikaishidoushuoqiutale，tayebuyiburaode，jiufeiyaoshengxiazheigehaizi，yibuyebukenrang！”
好家伙，那叫求我？
“shia！”popoyezhuangkelian：“taneizhangzuijianzuankebo，womenyijiarendoushuobuguotayigeren！nikankan，yigegedouqidehuomaosanzhang！”
dasaoyouyongyueyumaqilai，zheihuitashuodegengyanzhongle，yerangwomingbailetamenweishenmeyaowobahaizidadiao。
“woyihuaiyunjiuzhaotebieyoumingdebailongdashisuanguole，tashuowoyaoxiangbaozhuzheiyitai，jialijiubunengyoudiergehuaiyunderen，buranjiuhuiyingxiangwodetaixiang！erqiebuliyushengerzi，zhenghaozheishihouwojiagongsizhengzaishangshengqi，ruguowozheitaibaozhule，shiyeyejiuwenle，liangzhejianrong，jiunengshunfengshunshui！”
dageyezaiyipangfuhedao：“zanjiadouduoshaoruguleyixie，xiangfenhongxiangzhuanqian，youxiangbaosunzi，neikejiukaozheiyicile！”
“bixuyaomiaomiaodadiaohaizi！”
这下我算是明白了。
yuanlaihaiyouyigemudeshiweileqian？
nanguaiyijiazidouzheimetuanjieyixin！
dasaoniangjiaqueshiyouqian，dageyeshigeruanfanyingchidenanren。
gongposhoulizheidianqianyedoushidasaojide，jiuyigegedouxiangzhedasao！
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“miaomiaohuaigeyunyeburongyi，womenlianaijinianle，benjiushiwanhunwanyu，xianzaihaoburongyiyeyoulehaizi，zheirangtadadiaohaizikendingshishuobuguoqude！”
dageyitingnule：“laoer，neinizheishishenmeyisi？”
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dagedunleyixiameishuohua，yinweizheishiertayezuobulezhu。
yushitazhuantoukanlekandasao，meixiangdaodasaoxiongshenesha，yikoufoujuele。
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dasaoyoukaishidongyongchaonengli：“laoernifangxin，woyebuhuikuidaini，yihounizaiyoulehaizi，wozheigezuodasaodeyidingbuhuikuidainihaizi。”
“dui！”chiruanfandedageyoukaishifuhele：“haishibahaizidale，yilebaile！duile，zheishierkebunengtuoa，demashangban，daihuierjiuquyiyuandaleba！”
gongpoyequanshuozhe：“tinghuaa，yanming，tinghuaa！niququanquanmiaomiao。”
“zheishieryeshiweilemiaomiaohao！denghoumianyouqianlezaishenghaizi！zhenghaohenidasaocuokaishijian，womenlianggeyeyoukongbangmangdaihaizi！”
一群人轮流轰炸。
taoyanmingyizhanglianbikuguahaikuzhezoulejinlai。
“miaomiao……nixianbieshengqi，niyezhidaode，dasaocongxiaoshigangwanquneibianzhangdade，mixinhenyanzhong，fanshidoujiangjiuyaosuanyisuan，zheiyici，tayesuanleming。”
“shenmeyisi？”woxindouliangleyijie：“shiyaowoxiangdasaotuoxiema？dadiaozheigehaizi？”
taoyanmingwunai：“sheizhidaonipianpianxianzaihuaiyunleni！”