fujiadezhangzihuilaile，erqiedaizheyishenhehejungong，yunchengbianjingzuidadefandujituanbeiyiwangdajin，tashirenmindeyingxiong。
zhenggefushijiazuderendouwanfenqidaijiandaozheiweishaoye。
sijizaoyijingzaijiudianlouxiadenghou，cuifulinchenhuijiadedianhuadaleyigeyouyige。
fulinchenqishenwangmenkouzou。
suyanxijianqibeirengdaoditanshangdemicaiwaitao，xiaopaozhezhuishangta：“nichuanshangyifuzaichuqu。”
fulinchenmeitoutiaoletiao：“haipabierenkandaowodeshenti？meimei，niduigegedezhanyouyuzhenqiang。”
suyanxidelianyoukaishihongle。
tajuedetadexiangtaxuexixuexi，balianpiliandehoudian。
“wobushipabierenkanjiannideshenti，wojuedenizheiyangguangzhebangzichuquyingxiangshirongshimao，jizuguomuqinmohei。”
fulinchenzuichungoulegou，fanwendao：“zhidaowoweishenme**yifuma？”
suyanxi：“nishiyoushenmetebiedepihaoma？”
fulinchentaiqitajingqiaodexiaba，zhifushangbeiqiangzhimochudejianzihenyoucunzaigan，rouleyibatadezuijiao。
“wozhisuoyi**yifu，bushishenmebaolupi，shiyinweizuowanmougexiaogunianghuojihuoliaoyaohe**neizhongshiqing，bawodeyifusilanle。”
suyanxi：“……………”
shena！tajingranbatademicaiwaitaosilanle！zuowantadaodiyouduoye！
zhiqiantazhenbuzhidaozijihaiyoutushousilannanrenmicaifudebenshi，tashibushiyaoduizijishuoyiju：gongxi，xinjinengget？
taoseyoudianjimian，yidianyidianzaisuyanxidelianjiashangmanyankai，tazhengzhangliandouhongtoule。
fulinchendakaifangmen，zhanzaimenkoudenghoudesuicongjiangshougongdingzhideheisechenyiheheisexifushuangshoufengshang。
fulinchenjieguoyifu，fanhuiwuli，meiyourenhebihui，pangruowuren，bamicaizhangkutuole。
nanrenqiangzhuangjieshidezhangtuiyingrusuyanxideshuangyan。
taxintouruxiaoluluanzhuang，mengdejinjinbizheshuangyan，buganzixikan，pakandaobugaikandedongxi。
erbianxiangqixixisusudebuliaomocasheng。
chuanshangchenyihexizhuang，fulinchenmantiaosilidizhenglixiukou，dakaifangmen，huitoukansuyanxiyiyan，duimenwaidesuicongdao：
“jizheiwei**zhunbeiyijianxinyifu，tazuotiandezhenzhubaiqipaobeiwosilanle。”
“……”suyanxi：“womenchepingle。”
fulinchen：“dangranmeicheping，wokeshibeizaotadeneiyifang。”
tamaizhebizhideshuangtuilikai，tingbadejibei，chenwendebufa，luotuoxiujing，qizhizungui。
“zheibizhangwoxianjizhe，dengwoxiangdaozenmehenisuan，huilaizhaoni。”
suyanxizhejidao：“zheijianshiqingkeyiyongqianjiejuema？wokeyijiniqian。”
“keyi，”fulinchenjiaobuweidun：“500geyi。”
suyanxibazheijianshiqinggaosuzuihaodeguimiqianduoduoshi，qianduoduochadianyikouyanqishuipenchulai。
“500geyi！zheibushierenma！tadediaoshijinzizuodea！”
苏颜汐：“……”
chaozhekafeidiansizhoukanleyiquan，“nixiaoshengdian，bierangrentingjian。”
qianduoduoyadishengyin：“futaiziyeyizhibushiyigejinjinjijiaoderen，tazheimeyizhijiuchanzhenibufang，wohelihuaiyi，tazheishimeishuigou。”
suyanxi：“…………”
“不会吧？”
xihuanfulinchendeshijiamingyuanshubushengshu，tacongxiaodaodadoubuquezhuiqiuzhe，neixiepingriligaogaozaishangdegaomenguinvzhiyaoyikandaota，jiuxiangbianleyigerenyiyang，yinqinreqingyouzhudong，bianzhehuayangdetaohaota。
tasuochudequancengtaigao，henduonvrenjiponaodaidouxiangzuanjinqu，wangxiangjiajita，tongguohunyinyibudengtian，kuayuejieji。
zongeryanzhi，fulinchenshenbianconglaibuquenvren。
“zenmebuhuia，”qianduoduoduisuyanxideguandianhenburentong，chaozhesuyanxideliandanshenshenwangleyiyan。
“baonishibushibuzhidaonijiujingyouduomei，nizheizhangliandankeshitianxianjibiede，nvwaniangniangxuanjizhizuo，meiyoujiqiao，jiushiyingmei，jueweidouzhaobudaonizheimejuedebozihesuogu。”
“xiangwozheizhongmaomeiruhuadedameinvzhanzainishenpang，doubeiduibichenglechounvwudi。”
“还有啊……”
qianduoduochaosuyanxishenshangkanleyiyan，ranhouyongshouzaizijixiongqianhualeyige**lang。
“jiupingnizheishencai，xizhiguashuoguo，xidehenxi，dadeyouhenda，jipinzhongdejipin，bieshuonanrenle，woyigenvrenjianledouxiangliuhalazi。”
“gouchishidouzhidaoyaochirehude，fulinchenzenmeshedezhichiniyiye。”
suyanxi：……nizheishimasheini？
qianduoduokeleyisheng：“biyu，wojiushidagebiyu，qingbuyaozaiyizheixiexizhimojie。”
“woshijuedea，fulinchenkenengduiniyouyisi。”
“fanzhengnineigeweihunfugegeshuoyaohenikaifangshihunyin，nigancuigongjingburucongming，buwanbaibuwan，wanfulinchenzheigeyouqianyouyandedingjidashuaige，bukui。”
suyanxi：“qianduoduo，nibiejiwochusouzhuyi。”
“wozheizenmeshisouzhuyia，”qianduoduoshuoqihualaitoutoushidao，“aiyigerentaileile，nibufangdadanyixie，aitagewuliuqibage。”
“yitiaochuanrongyifan，batiaochuanwendeyipi。”
“gejudakai，laogongshilaogong，nanpengyoushinanpengyou，qingrenshiqingren，baobeishibaobei，zheikeyishisigeren，youbushifeideshiyigeren。”
“fanzhengniweihunfugegeyebujieyinijitadailvmaozi。”
shuodaozheige，lianqianduoduozheigesixiangbijiaoopenderendoubudebugantanyiju。
“guyanzejingrangennitichukaifangshiguanxi，gewangede，wodiyicijianzheizhongbupabeidailvmaozidenanren，woligeguaiguai，takezhenshixiaogongniutiaowuhaihejiu——zuoyigeniubi，youyigeniubi，tazuiniubi！”
zhongsuozhouzhi，zaiganqingli，xihuansheijiuhuiduisheichanshengzhanyouyu，nashedebaxihuanderengongshourangchuqu。
qianduoduozhenshinalemenle：“guyanzeduinineimehao，hanzaizuilipahuale，pengzaishoulipashuaile，shebudeda，shebudema，shangxuedeshihoudanfansheiqifunitajiugensheiganjia，nimeiciguoshengritadouqinshoujinizuodangao，guizhongdezhubaoshoushigenbuyaoqiansidetiantiansongni，tazheimechongzheni，jieguotashuotayizhibanidangmeimei，wozhenshi**le，tadenaozishibushibeilvtilezhishengxiakongnaoqiaole！”
“wohaijiubuxinle，tazhendeyidiandoubuxihuannima？”
suyanxizhangjiefuxia，zhegaizhuyandifangundeqingxu。
qianduoduoxiangpolenaodai：“guyanzegaibuhuishiyigenrenbuqingzijiganqingde**ba？”
“haishizheilimianlingyouyinqing？”
qianduoduozhualezhuanaodai，bazijidezhangfazhuachengleyigeluanzaozaodejiwo：“aaa，touhaoyanga，ganjueyaozhangnaozile！”
——
chengnianrendeshijiezongshiyibianbengkuiyibianziyu，wulunfashengshenmeshiqing，haishiyaoshangban。
zuoweiyimingsanjiayiyuandexiongwaikeyisheng，wanshang，suyanxilaidaoyiyuanzhiyeban。
roushundeheichasezhangfabeizhachengdimawei，shenshangdebaidaguayichenburan，zuoxiongkoudekoudailichangnianzhuangzheyizhiheiseqianzibi。
jishishihaowushishanggankeyandebaidagua，chuanzaitashenshang，yijiubieyouyifanyunwei。
yishengdegongzuoyurenmingxiangguan，shengmingdaguotian，anquanwuxiaoshi，zaigongzuoqijian，suyanxishishibaochixixin、naixin、aixin。
suyanxidaizheyibanghushiquxunshibingfang，tafuzedebingquyigongyou38mingbingren。
meicichafang，suyanxichulehuizixixunchabingrendeshentizhuangkuang，haihuigenbingrenxianliaojiju，wenroudeanfubingrendeqingxu。
shengbingdeshihou，buzhirendeshentishouzhemo，xinlishangdeyaliyehenda，yishengruguonengnaixindewenroudegenbingrenduoshuojijuhua，bingrendexinqingjiuhuihaohenduo。
xinqinghao，shenticaihuihao。
suyanxishiyigehenyounaixinderen，yixibaigua，yishenzeren，tayizhijinjizijidangyishengdechuzhong：jingyoushengming，jiusifushang。
zaichadaozuihouyijianfangshi，fashengleyidianzhuangkuang。
suyanxi：“zheiweibingrenweishenmebuzaibingfang？”
zhibanhushilianshangluchutongqingdebiaoqing：“zheigebingrendeqingkuanghenfuza，tashiyiweibaoma，gangshengwanbaobaobudaolianggeyue，talaogongzaoyuchehuoqushile，wuloupianfenglianyeyu，zheiweimamayoubeichachulaihuanyoufeiai。”
“zheiweibaomamingtianyaozuofeibuqiechushoushu，tashuoxinqingjinzhang，chuqusansanxin。”
suyanxi：“bingrenchuquduojiule？”
hushi：“yigexiaoshi。”
baowasanbuyigexiaoshihaimeihuilai？
suyanximinruideyishidaobuduijing，dangjiliduan：“genwoyiqiqudiaojiankong，chazhaozheiweibingrendexialuo！”
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disanzhangle，doukandaodisanzhanglenihaimeijiashujiama！
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