第3章 大叔配小萝莉

“chouxiaozi,chibangyingle,yebuzhidaorangrangniyeye。”suishoujuanqipangbianyidiebaozhichongzhejisishenrengguoqu,“niliyeyedesunnvzainanchengdudedaxue,ganghaoshishixiqi。”

shuodaozheili,jibeichengyanweiqingpieleyanjisishen,“neihaizimeiqingmuxiude,tingheyanyuan。”

jisishenmeitouningqi,xinliaihu,ganqingjilaoerjiushizaidazheizhuyi,yaotaxianshenbaodaenqing。

danyousunzibudaying,jilaoyezijimangjiamazi,“kannigongzuozheimemang,mangdedoumeishijianjiwozaozaocengsunle,nikangebijialaowang,renjianianjibiwoxiao,cengsundoukuaishangyoueryuanle,nidiubudiulian?zheibu,wodasuandongyongzijideguanxijinizhaogedelizhushou,zhuniyibeizhili,jinihuanhuanyali。”

pingshifengfenghuohuo,shuoyibuerdelaoyezishuaqihuaqianglaiyeshiyitaotaode,fengmaniubuxiangji,huaduobupa,jiupabushouyong,“tingshuonibamatingxihuannixiaobiaoqinjianeiguinv,niyaoshilianzheidianxiaoxiaodeyaoqiudoubumanzuwodehua……”

shuodaozhei,jibeichengneizeizeideyanseyouqingpiexiangjisishen。

jisishenwunai,zheizhendeshibeiqinglaihechade,tajiayeyezheibushihecha,shiminghuanghuangdeweixie。

weimizheyanjing,naihenaonaozijideetou,“shixiqi?”

“womenjiabuquetagongzuo。”

jisishenfue,“zhishi……”

“nianlingyebushiwenti,xianzaibushiliuxingdashuhexiaoluoli,ganghao。”

jisishendihan,zheijilaoerzijiganbushangzheiyipartshimao,shibizhezijishangganzhedejiezou。

“haole,haole,shigenanrenjiubiepopomamade,bujiushiqugexifuma。”

jisishen,“……”tahainengshuoshenme。

jibeichengqishen,zouguolai,daledasunzidejianbang,“guoqudeshiqingjiurangtasuifeng,renhaishiyaowangqianzou,haozhenianjiqilaileniyemeidedaoshenme,leirengengleijia。”

jilaoercongmeigensunzizheimexiaozhiyiqing,‘dongzhiyili’,lianjiahaifanzhedandandereyi。

见季司深没有否决。

jilaoyezizoudaopangbiandedianhuapang,naqiyizhangzaojiuzhunbeihaodezhitiao,zeixixiwanzhexiaoyankanxiangjisishen,“na,zheishineixiaoguniangdedizhi。”

jisishennizheneizhitiao,“ninlaoshirangwodengmenbaifang?”

wenyan,jibeichenghengqi,“zheifangshiguoshile。”tahaikanbushang。

接着便递上几张纸。

jisishenjieguo,huyizhiji,suizhexinliyishenggedeng,liangbiantaiyangxueyegenzhetutiaoqilai。

竟然是户口本!

“laoyezi,nizheishijiangwowangdaoshanshangtuia!”

tajiayougebuchengwendeguiding,jielehunjiubiexianglihun,jiuxiangjitianqihelinyixuan,pingdanwuqiyourumoshengren。

qianchezhijian,jisishenbuxiangshenxiannitan。

“chouxiaozi,jinizhaogexifu,niyiweiworongyimawo,shenmedaoshan,mingmingjiushiwenrouxiang,kannigedalaocu,zuiliyetubuchuhaohua。”jibeichenghenghengqiqide,jiupajisishenfanhui。

“kanlaiwomeiyoufanboshangsudejihuile?”

“you,”jilaoyezidandingruzhong,tiaoxinmanman,“nikeyixiangwoshangjishangsu,gaowoweixiekonghe。”

jisishenmeiyouyanyu,tajialaoyezideshangji---jilaotaitai,xinliqinghengyisheng,muguanglveguobaogaoshangdemingzi,liyue,liyue,tingputongdeyimingzi,jiumeiyourangrenxiangjiandeyuwang。

“wanshangliudian,nanchengdibiaofujinxiaoya,shunbianqingrenjiachidunfan,niyaoganfangrenjiagezi,kanwozenmeshoushini!”jibeichengwujianxidechaozhejisishenfangyandaozi,waijiaweixie。

jiannainaiyizhizaipangbiankanrenao,jisishenzhuanyimubiao,“nainai,nijiumeiyoushenmeyaoshuode?nisunerdoukuaibeibishangliangshanle。”

jinainaichenmopianke,jisishenhaiyiweizijiyouxiwangle。

zhijiantaqingkeliangsheng,“niyezhidao,niyeyeyixiangzunzhongwode,buguozheidashiwohaishitingniyeyede。”

jisishenzuijiaochechuyimobuyichajuedehudu,queshifengci。

shuodehaoting,bujiushihezheyiqilaibihunma。

sheibuzhidaojilaoerzaijiakeshigeqiguanyan。

shangloutishiyushangmuqinlinyixuan,jisishenmubuxieshi,meiyousihaotingliu,dabuchaoqianzou,linyixuanhuitoukanzheerzitingbaerlideshenying,xinlisuansenannai。

……

zhongwu,liyuejiedaonainaidedianhua,shuoshijizijixiangleyimenqinshi。

liyueyizhidoumingbainainaidexinsi,buhaotuituo,zhiqianyoujiashiwenzongxiangzheshijichengshujieshaojinainairenshi,danshixianzai……

liyuebuxiangfolenainaidehaoyi。

nainaishuoneirenshidangguobingde,bizijidalejisui,shiyiqianyeyeguyoudesunzi。

laorendeyinxianglidangguobingdedoushitiezhengzhengdehanzi,nenggoujirenanxindeganjue,nainailaole,zongguizaiyisunnvdehoubanbeizi,youshengzhiniankandaotayousuotuofule,caianxin。

“guaihaizi,”dianhuaneibiannainaidaiqilaohuajing,kanzheweizhandeshouxinlidezhitiao,“nanchengdibiaofujindexiaoya,wanshangliudian,yaozhunshi。”

……

xiawuwudianduo,jisishenyishenxiuxianzhuang,meiyouguoduodebianbianxiufu。

jianyeyenainaizaiyuanzilisanbu,jisishenguyitigaosangyin,“yeyenainai,wochuquyuehuile。”

laorenzuijiaochoulechou,duitabailebaishou。

chumen,yulinyixuancajianerguo,jisishenmouguangyian,meiyouyanyu。

linyixuandailengzaiyuandiyoujimiao,xiangzheerzineidanmodeyanshen,xiangzhejitianqizhengtianhezijicuokaishijianchumen……

dailengdelianshangfanqifengcidexiaoyi,talinyixuandaodizuocuoleshenme,erzi,zhangfuzheimebudaijianziji?

taaierzi,aizhangfu,yeyoucuoma?

yigegebatadanghongshuimengshouban,bizhibuji。

cengjingweilebaohuzhangfuerjianliqilaideshangyejituan,rujinquechenglezijizuihoudejiaoao,buhuigufuzijidezunyan。