第1章

“laoyujiade,shenziyaoshengle!”

yishengdahan,jishilidunshifeitengle。

maizhuroude、maijiangyoude、maidoufude……jishishangdetanzishunjianshouqiyidaban,wuyangyangyiqunrenwangwaipao。

“ai,nishuo,laoyujiadedoushenglesanshiwugenanwale,zheicizheige,haihuishinanwama?”maicaobianmazhadenanrenyaozhecaogan,wenpangbiandaitoujindenvren。

nvrenrenzhensikaopianke,huidadao:“yihuierjiuzhidaole,sheibuzhidaoyushenzishengwalisuo,bandianbuzaozui,haofuqiyo。”

guoran,paozaizuiqianmiandekangzhebiandandenanrenyizhijiaogangtarujiamen,yishengxiangliangdeyingtibiancongwuneichuanlai。

“gongxigongxi,haoyunniangniangshenglegeyoufunv,meixinhongzhi,fubaitunyuan,rihoubidingshiyoudafuqide!”wenpoxiqiyangyangdichulaibaoxi。

“妹妹!”

“咱们有妹妹了?”

“hahahahaha,shimeimei!”

shushirenxinggaocailiedihuanhu,qingzhulaoyujialianshenglesanshiwugenandinghou,zhongyudelaigexiaonvwa。

haizimanyueneiri,lianpangyingrundehaosizaifaguangdeyushenzibaozheqiangbaolidexiaonver,hanxiaoxuanbu:“yihouzheigehaizijiujiaoliulian,shiliulianpeng,doushiduozizhiwu,xiwangliulianernengruniangqinyiban,duoziduofu。”

yushenzishiyiyuntizhi,wangchanggangchuyuezimeiduojiu,jiunenghuaishang,zheiciquehenbutongxunchang,shengwanyuliulianhou,yushenzizhiyixinyiyidaizhezheigexiaonver,jiangtaweidebaibaipangpang。

zheiri,youyougaotoumachezaiyujiaxiaoyuanqiantingxia,yigedaizheweimaodeguifurenzoujinqu,zhizoudaoyushenzifangjianli,caijiangweimaoxianqiyijiao,zhengshiandinghoufudeshizifei。

“haoyunniangniang,benfeisinianqianlaibaiguohou,queshiruyuandanxiaqiliner,yelaihaiyuanguo,zhishiyigeerzi,nanmiandanboxie,ciciqianlai,xiwanghaoyunniangniangzaicicifu。”shizifeishuangshouheshibailebai,pangbiangenzhededayahuanbianjiangshoulitizhedemuhefengshang。

muhedakai,shangcengguaguoxianhua,zhongcengjinbingyinding,xiacengxianxianghongzhu。

yushenziweiweiyixiao,quleduoxianhuazaishouli,douwanhuailidexiaonver,banshang,yishuangwenheciaideyanjingkanxiangguifuren:“qilinerxiantanlu,shizifeijingdaijiayin,buribianyoulongfengchengxiang。”

guifurenyileng,suijikuangxi,muguangluozaiyushenzihuailidexiaonvwashenshang,yanlujingguang:“zaotingshuohaoyunniangniangshenglegeyoufunv,yecengsonglaiheli,quebucengyouxingdejian,jinriyijian,guoranmanlianfuxiang,buzhiqilinershifouyoufuqi……”

“qilinerziyouhaoyinyuan。”yushenziroushengdaduan。

guifurenmianluyihan,duokanleneiqiangbaozhizhongdexiaonvwajiyan,fubairuyu,yanbolingxiu,zhijuedeneidianhongzhisiyoufuguangyingchu,danhaoyunniangniangfahua,tadaoyewubuman,youshiyifanchengxinganxiehou,bianlikaile。

cihou,zhiduoshitianbangeyue,biyouguifurenlai,bushiqiuhaoyunniangniangcifu,bianshixiangyuhaoyunniangniangdanxiadeyoufunvjieqin,suiyujiazhishipingtoubaixing,danhaoyundefuqishizaishichanrendehen,haoyunniangniangqueyiyijujue。

zhidaozheiri,yidayixiaoliangmingnanzipizheheidoupeng,zoujinwunei,xingzoujian,heidoupengxiayinyinluchuxiexuminghuangse。

gaodananrenshuangshouheshi,zhiweiweiyiqingbiansuanzuobaile,tashenbiandeshaonianbuguoshiwuliusuideyangzi,manlianjieao,beinanrenzhongzhongpailexiahoubei,caibuganbuyuandihulunbailebai。

yushenziquebingbuzaiyi,hanxiaokanzhezheishaonian,muguangzixierciai,kanlehaoyihuier,caiduineinanrenshuo:“wozaicidenghouguirenyijiu。”

lianggedarendajifeng,shaoniankanxiangbeifurenbaozaihuailidexiaonvwa,xiaonvwayanjingyoudayouyuan,chunjiaoweiweishangqiao,tianshengdaizhetaoxidexiaoyi,yuanbenzaiwanshoulidebuwawa,chajuedaoyourenkanta,huikanguolai,jiangshouzhongdewawaxiangshaoniandiuqu,xiaodemeiyanwanwan,rutongliangzhixiaoyueya,zuiliqingcuihanzhe:“ji!ji!”

nanrenjianci,shuanglangyixiao:“youfunvsongzi,shihaozhaotou!”

shaonianjianqibuwawa,dayueshiyuxiaonvwadaizaiyiqijiule,neibuwawashangzhanmanlenaixiangqi,danxiangdaoqintianjianpiming,shuotamingzhongyoujie,zhudingwuzi,dujiedetupokoujingzaigexiaonaiwashenshang,shaonianyouqifenqilai,zheibujiuxiangdangyugongkaishuotabuxingma?

tajingzhunjiangwawayourenghuixiaonvwahuaili,xiaonvwasihushijuedetazaipeitawan,xiaoshengqingcui,yourengjishaonian,rucijilun,shaonianfangqile,nazheneigewawa,dasuandengzouqianzaihaihuiqu。

buxiangcixingqian,yushenziduizheshaonianshuo:“zheishiliulianerzuixihuandebuwawa,taxihuanni,yaosongjini,laofanguirenshouxiaba。”

daizhebuwawahuidaodonggong,congxiaoshunfengshunshuidetaizidongfangzhaominghaishibiezheqi,taishoujiuyaobabuwawarengchuqu,shoudoujuqilaile,zuihouhaishifangxia,shoujinjiaoluolifangzhetayoushiwanqidemuxiangzhong。

danfanshigenanren,beigongkaishuozijibuxing,bunengmianyanzisi,doubukenengtanranjieshou,dongfangzhaomingxiangdaoyijingdingxiadetaizifeiluhaoyi,yijiliangweimaomeiruhuadecefei,juexinyidingyaoyongshishidapozheigaisidepiming!

dangtianyewan,yushenzirangzhangfujiangsanshiwugeerzidoujiaolai,chengjiadelianjiajuandoudaishang,aigekanleyibian,zhongrenxinzhongyinyindouchajuedaolebutongxunchang,youleiwoqiandexiaoxifubuzijueluoxiajidilei,dangjijiubeinanrenhechile,yushenzixiaomimidijiangxiaoxifujiaodaomianqian,taishoucaquyanlei。

“liulianeryijingduannai,wanghougejiadougaihemu,buxuzhengchao,buxushengyuan,huxiangbangfu,zhaoguhaolaotouzihemeimei,doutingjianlema?”yushenzixiaorongcixiangwenhe,pifujianjianbianbai,xiangshiyinyinfaguangdeyushi。

yujiabushengbuxiangdiguaqilebaibu,bushaorenlaikanyushenzi,koukouxiangchuan,doushuotazheishigongdeyuanman,huitianshangdangshenxianle。

yihuangshisinianguoqu,yujiaxiongdimenzuoshenmededouyou,gexinggeye,doushizhengjingyingsheng,meiyoudafudagui,danzhishaoyishiwuyou,suixiongdizhongduo,queconglaibucengchaonaoshengyuan,weiyiyidian,jiushiaiqiangzheyangxiaomei。

“shiqidi,rangliulianerzaizaiwomenjiadaijitian,wojitazuodeyishanghaichajizhenjiuhaole。”laosijiadexifulanzhegemeixinyunzhelihongzhidepiaoliangxiaoguniang,duizhemenwaidenanrenshuodao。

nanrenbuyiburao,nachugereqitengtengderoushaobing,wanyaozaixiaoguniangmianqianhuang:“buxingbuxing,shangcisaozijiushizheimeshuode,wojiaxifueryexiangxiaoliulianerle,xiaoliulianer,shiqigejinidaileroushaobing,xiangbuxiangchi?”