zheizhongxiaoliyuzaiyukouhaodeshijiannaliyouneimeduoshijianmanmanliuta，paoleyewusuowei。
zhangsanzheibianlianganbuduan，zhiyaodiuxiaqudengyixiameiyoudongjing，zhangsanjiuhuicaiqudoudiao。zhibojianrenshubuzhibujuejianjuranzhangdaolehaojibairen，yaozhidaoxianzaikeshishangwu，mofeizheixierendoubushangbandema？
hansihaihetajiefuzeshidongyitiaoxiyitiao，caiqudeshiyuanzheyuershanggou。youyuyaogoujiuda，meiyuyaogoujiushou。
zhangsangujitaliangrenjiaqilaideyuhuohaimeitadeyibanduo。jintianzaoshangyuqingkeshifeichangbaozaode，takeshiyijingdiaodaoyouliushiduotiaoyule。
xiaodeyouqibatiaoersanliangde，zuidadejiyugujiyouliangjinchutoule。xianzaiyukouyijingmanleqilai，kaishidongyikouxiyikoudele。
zhangsanyoujiwolibuleyidianwo，zhunbeichilefanzaidiao。dailaideshiziremifan，diaoyurenyuanxingdiaoyubibei。
buyonghuo，yewaiyenengchishangrefan。jiangjiarebaofangzaishuili，shuimashangkaishifeitengqilai。henkuaijiujiangfancaizhengrele，jilianggelaoxiangyirenlianghefan。
zijiyechilelianghe，yangxiaoyazechileyihe。zhunbeichifandeshihou，tingdaoshijimiwaineigediaoyurenzaineilibaoyuan。
wokao，“zenmeyoushixia”，zaidiao，“**，shuangfeixia。suanlesuanle，diaoyushangxia，chenzaobanjia。zoule，zheimeifadiaole，budiaole。”
shuobajiushoushidongxi，tizhebuduodeyuhuozoule。zhangsanjianneirenzouyuanle，jiubianchifanbianzoudaohansihaitamenshenbian。
“sihai，neigerenzoule，dengyihuierniqutadiaoweidiaoyu，tadiaoyudeganhenideyinggaishiyiyangzhang，baozhengninengdiaodaoyu。”
hansihaiyihuodao，“nizhengwodeyo？nimeitingdaotashuolianxudiaodaoxia，haishuangfeile。diaoyushangxia，chenzaobanjia，zheikeshidiaoyudashishuode。”
zhangsanyaoyaotou，“nimendiaoyudoubudongnaozidema？diaoyuyaodongnaojin，diaowudinglv。”
“ruguotazhishiouershangxia，geduanshijianshangxia，neijiukeyichenzaobanjia。xianzaitabudanlianganshangxia，haishuangfeile，zheishuomingshenme？”
“zheishuomingtawolijujileyidaqunxia，jugelizi，ruguodalushanghelubiansaledapiandeqianzaidishang，sheijiandaoshisheide，huibuhuineidifanghenkuaijujiqiyidaqunren？”
“dayuchixiaoyu，xiaoyuchixiami。haoduorendiaoyuhaizhuanmenyaolaxiaer，nishuozheimedayiqunxiazihuibuhuizhaolaiyiqunyulaiqiangchixiazi。”
“bijingjujichengyiqundexiazigenghaobuzhuobushi”，hansihaitingdelengleyileng，“nishuodehaoxiangyoudaoli。nandaodashiyehuishuocuo？”
“nibuyongguansheishuodeduisheishuodecuo，chiguofanqudiaoleshishibujiuzhidaole，shijianchuzhenzhi。shijianshijianyanzhenlideweiyibanfa。”
“dashishuodehuakeyixin，danqianwanbuyaomixin。dashihaishuodongtianzuishaoyaodiaosansimishenshuini，danwenzhouhaoduoheliubianliangmishendoumeiyou，dongtianhaibushizhaoyangshangyu。”
“shenzhidongtianyiyangjishigongfenshennengdiaodaoyu，〞suoyidiaoyuqianwanbunengmixinzhuanjiadashi，eryinggaigenjudangdishuiqinglinghuopanduan。
chiguofan，heleliangkoushui。hansihaijiefutaochuxiangyan，sanrengedianlezhiyanchou。
zhangsanhuiqulaoweizhidiaoyu，hansihaizeshixianjizijidediaoweibulewoliao，zheicainazheyuganyidianerliaoquleneigediaoyurenlianxushangxiadediaowei，qushidiaoyifan。
kankanjiujingshidashishuodeshiduide，haishizhangsanshuodeshiduide，zoudaoneigediaowei，yugouguashangerliao，bianpaoganbianshuodao，jianzhengzhenlideshikedaole。
：打假的来了
hansihaizaibujiuqianlianganxiazidediaoweipaogan，jiangerliaosongruwoli，kaishilejianyanzhenlideguocheng。
yugoupaochuqumeiyouduoshaoshijian，fupiaoyoulegelianxudeyimuxiaodunkou。fupiaozaishuimianyidianyidiande，yekanbuchushiyushixia。