xieshuyukanbuguanyuanzhushenyaozhilaoshixiyinmeigenanrendeshixian，gengkanbuguanshenyaozhineizhongnvrendounengjiajiyigehaozhangfu。
suoyitajiuxiangledianyinmou，haisileyuanzhuzhangfu，haidaochusanboyaoyan，shuoshiyuanzhukefu。
houmiandezhuojianzaichuanggengshixieshuyudeshoubi。
tazaiyicijiyuanqiaohezhixiazhidaozijijiuderenshidangchanghuangdi，danzijiyijingchengleqin，taxiangyaoronghuafuguihequanli，zhinengxiangbanfashasizijidezhangfu。
liyongshenyaozhizhengshiyigehaofazi。
zheiyang，jinengshasizijidezhangfu，younengchudiaoaizijiyandeshenyaozhi。
一举两得。
benshijiederenwumubiaozeshidaxiguohuangdimoxingzhou。
huangdimoxingzhouzixiaoshenzibianbuhao，jihuzaikaozheyaotangxuming，jiusuangongzhongyouxuduofeizi，yemeiyourenhezuoyong。
yinweizheihuangdi——buju。
dagaishiguoyubingruo，youdagaishiqitayuanyin，fanzhengjiushibuju。
suoyizheimeduonian，zhidaosiqudoumeiyouzijidezisi。
zuihousiqianjianghuangweijilezijidedidi，yeshidangjinlinwang。
jieshouwanjiyi，yaozhichuimou，qingshengdao：“bangwobazheishengzinongkai。”
xitongcongmomingqingroudeshengyinlitingchuleweixie，erhuameishuojiujitabashengzisongkaile。
shengzi“pada”yishengluozaidishang。
yaozhirouzheshouwankanzhedishangdeshengzi，biaoqinglvedaiwugudao：“keyijiwobajianma？”
【a？niyaojianzuoshen！？】
“给不给。”
yaozhitaiqitoukanzhexukong，yanshenpingjing，quedaizheeyidexiaorong，“wowenni，nijibuji？”
【……】zheishiweixieba！？zheijueduishichiluoluodeweixie！
xitongbeidilimajie，xiayimiaoyaozhidejiaobianhaishichuxianleyibajian。
yaozhigangwanxiayaojianqijian，zhouweikongqishunjianliutong。
“a！！zheishenyaozhizenmezijicongjiazishangtuoshenle！？”laofuzuixianfanyingguolai，kanzheshenyaozhijingjiaozhe。
“ganjinbatazhuaqilaizhongxinjiashangqushaositaa！”
“bu、ta……tashoushanghaiyoujian！”xieshuyushengyinlvedaijinghuangdao。
yaozhixiemeiyixiao，shengyinwanruodiyusuomingdeguihun，dao：“douqusiba。”
huayingangluo，yaozhishouchiqingjian，wanzhejianhua，jianyirenciyiren。
buguoyizhanchadeshijian，zhenggeyuanluozhongzhishengxiaxieshuyuyigehuoren。
【……】wozhidaotaedu，danshimeixiangdaotasuisuibianbianjiubazheimeduorendoushala！
yaozhilinzhehaizaixiangxiadixuedejian，mantuntundizoudaoxieshuyushenbian，xieshuyujiaoxiaxiangshiguanleqianside，zenmedouzoubudonglu。
“paoa，worangnipao。”yaozhikanzhexieshuyu，lianshangfanqiyinlengdexiao。
xieshuyuhaishibudong，yaozhijuqijian，kanzhenongchoudexianxue，dishengdao：“haiyousanmiaozhong。”
“1。”
huayingangluo，xieshuyujiuzhuanshenchaozhecunwaipaoqu，ranerchuxianlehuabenzhongxijuxingdeyimu。
haimeidengtapaojibu，tajiushuaidaozaidishang，yinweizijishuangjiaoyidianliqidoumeiyou，ruandadade。
zheiyike，taturanlijielezaihuangchenglitingshuoshudesuoshuode“yipaobishuai”dinglv。
“ni……yaozhi，ni、nifangguowohaobuhao？”xieshuyuleiyanmenglongdikanzhesuomingdeyaozhi，tashizhendehaipale。
“e？fangguoni？neinishuoshuowopingshenmefangguoni。”yaozhiweixiaozhekanzhexieshuyu。
xieshuyuyiweiyaozhitingjinqule，mangdao：“wo，woconglaimeiyouxiangxinguonihewofujunyouran，conglaimeiyouguo，nixiangxinwo，woyizhidoushixiangxinnide，wogangganghaibangniqiuqingle……”
“dui，wogangganghaibangniqiuqingle。”xieshuyuzhandouzhe，yanshenzhujianjiandingdao：“yaozhi，woxiangxinnishiqingbaide。”
yaozhiwailewaitou，xiaodao：“sanmiaozaojiujieshulee。”
huayingangluo，yaozhijiuduizhexieshuyuyijianmohou，xieshuyuyanmoudengda，fangruosibumingmu。
yaozhicalecajiandaolianshangdexianxue，suijiwanxiayaojiangxieshuyubozishangdeyupeichelexialai，nazaishoulidaliang。
“jiumingenren？”yaozhijiangyupeifangemian，lengxiaodao：“zheigemingtou，woyaole。”
【suzhu，huangditamenyaolaile。】
wenyan，yaozhikanleyanbuyuanchucunkoudelukou，suihouxunsujiangjiancharuzijifubu，zuilipenchuyikouxue，guidaozaidishang。
【你……你干嘛！】
“sha？dangranshiweilejieshizheiyicunrendousilea。”yaozhibuzaiyidao。
【neiwojinipingbitongjuedeyaowan！】
huayingangluo，yaozhibianganjuebudaorenhetengtong，taweiweiculecumei，“nihaiyouzheimeshenqideyaowan？”
shuodaozheili，xitongdeweibakejiuqiaoqilaile。
【dangran！wohaiyoulongfengtaiwan，duobaotaiwan，shengnanwan，shengnvwan，meiyanwan，xifuwan，fengxiongwan……duolequle！wokeshigaojideshengzixitong！erqie，wobujinyouyaowan，wohaiyouhaoduogaojidedongxi！】
wenyan，yaozhijinjinzhishijingyayishunbianbuzaiyouduoyudeqingxu，shenzhitadouxianghaolezenmeliyongzheixiesuoweigaojidedongxi。
xiayimiao，yaozhiyanleixumanzhenggeyankuang，manmandaozaidishang。
“bixia！zheili……zheigecunziderenjurandousizaileyuanzizhong！”
“keke。”bansuizheyishengxuruodeqingkesheng，moxingzhouzaishiweideyonghuxia，manmanzoudaoleyuanzimenkou。
“zenmehuishi？qukankan。”moxingzhouxuruodeshengyinhuanhuanxiangqi，neiyishuanghaokandetaohuayankanleyiyanyuanzizhongyiwurenheshengxiderenmen。
“shi。”tieshenshiweiyuebaichouchuyibajian，ranhoudaizheyibandeshiweixiaoxinyiyidichaozhexueliumandideyuanluozouqu。
zaiyuebaikaojinyaozhideshihou，yaozhizhanzhanweiweidishenchuyishuangxuelinlindeshou，jinjinzhuazhutadeyijiao，“jiujiuwo……”
yuebaiyijing，chuixiatouyikan。
zhijianyigeyiguanbuzhengdejuemeinvzikuaiyaoduanqidemoyang，hunshenshixuedelianshangleiyingyingdeyanjingyiwaimingliang。
“你……这……”
xinlibuzhidaozuoleshenmezhengzha，yuebaijiexiawaipaopizaiyaozhishenshang，suijiwanxiayaobaoqiyaozhichaozheyuanmenkouzouqu。
neibajianjiuneimezhilenglengbapaozichengqilegezhangpeng，kanzhe……gewaibuheshiyi。
【……】傻逼侍卫。
【zheishabi，yaobushiwojiniweileyaowan，nizheifuzishizhidingyijingsidiaodaodaizhonglaile！】
“daodaizhonglaishishenmeyisi？”yaozhijiazhuangyundaozaishiweihuaizhongzainaohaizhonggenxitongjiaoliuzhe。
【jiushiyigeshijienihuiyouyicisidiaozhonglaidejihui，qieji，zhiyouyici，sihouhuizhijiezhonghuinisidiaodeqianjimiaozhong，suoyi，yiqiehaishidewanfenzhuyi，budaowanbudeyiwanwanbukedaodaizhonglai，buranjiusuannirenwushibaile。】