第2章 又丑又作!恶心

diertianqingzao,chulibeiyizhenkuangqiaomendeshengyinchaoxing。

tacongchuangshangjiannandepaqilai,mimihuhutingdaowaimiandehansheng:“kuaiqilai!nayounizheimelandexinxifu,buzhidaoyaochulaizuozaofanma?”

tingzheishengyin,jiuzhidaoshizuowanguikulanghaodeliunuannuan。

chuliyinchenzhelianhuanhaoyifu,dongzuoliulidezuozailunyishang,guoqukaimen。

gangjiangmendakai,jiuganshoudaoyiguqiangdadetuili,xingkuitabidekuai,fouzejueduihuibeituifanzaidi。

liunuannuanchuanzheshuiyi,baozheshoubei,lianshangdaizhejifenxingzhongshuiyi,toufayemeidali,yikanjiushigangzhengkaiyanjiuguolaizhaomafanle。

yezhenshinanweitazheimenulile。

chulimianshangbuxian,kanxiangyipangzhanzhedezhangyi,rourouchusheng:“huoxianshengbuzaijiama?”

zhangyigongjingdehuifu:“xianshengyizaojiuqugongsile。”

liunuannuanhenshibuyue:“nizhenexin,meikanwobiaogedouhenifenfangshuima?zenmeyidianzizhizhimingdoumeiyoua!zhenshiyouchouyouzuo!exin!”

chuliqiangrenzhexindixiangmajiedechongdong,etouqingjinyitiaoyitiao。

zhangyijimanglanzhe:“biaoxiaojie,ninzheishizuoshenme?yaoshirangxianshengzhidaoninzheimezuo,yidinghuihenshengqide!”

liunuannuanlenghengyisheng:“zhangyinibieguan!wobiaogemeizaijiagenbenkanbujian,zaishuole,jiusuankanjianyounengzenmeyang?wobiaogexinlizhibudingduoyanetani!biaogeweirengaoshang,buxiedalita,kewobuxing,wodetiwobiaogechuqi!”

huayinyiluo,tuizhechulidelunyijiuwangxiazou。

diantididayilou,chulibeituijinchufang。

liunuannuanzhizhelimiandeyizhongguozaoheshicai:“woele,nizhuajinzuofan!”

zhangyijijishangqian,quebeiliunuannuanyongyanshenzhizhi,zhinengzhanzaiyuandibuganluandong。

chuliyazhuhuoqi,mianshangdaizhejifenbeiqifudewucuo,xiaoshengdao:“neinikeyizhanzaizheilibangwoma?wohaimeizuoguofan,youxiehaipa。”

liunuannuanzhoumei,chukouzhize:“nizenmezheimejinguia?juranlianzuofandoubuhui?nandaonihaixiangbiaogebaibaiyangzhenibucheng?”

chuliminchunbuyu,momoqiguoshaoyou,dajidandeshihoushouyidou,jidanqiaozidiaozailimian,sayandeshihoushouyidou,jihubandaiyansazailimian,jianhuotuideshihougengshibuxiaoxinjiangguochanzixianfanzaidi,haibareyoubuxiaoxinpodaomenkou,chayidianjiuluozailiunuannuandejiaojianshang。

yishengjianjiaoxiangqi,liunuannuanyuandiduojiao,baotiaoruleidehandao:“chuliniguyide!”

“wobushi!duibuqi!wozhenbushiyouyide!”chuliwendingfahuizhexiaobaihuadexingge,weiqubabakanzheliunuannuan。

liunuannuanqidefadou:“zhangyi!nikankanta,taqifuwo!tajiushixinrushexie!”

chufanglinaochengyituan,zhangyixianbaliunuannuanhonghuifangjian,youpaodaochufanglaishoushicanju,yilianbuhaoyisikaikou:“baoqianfuren,biaoxiaojieziyoufuqinqushi,muqinyebuguanta,yizhidoushihuoxianshengdaizhe,suoyinanmianhaizixinxing,juedehuoxianshengbeiqiangle,ninbiefangzaixinshang!”

chulichuizhetou,roushundezhongzhangfaluozailianjialiangce,rangrenkanbuchutadeshenqing,zhinengtingdaorourousangyinxiangqi:“wozhidaode,zhangyi,wochuquzuofujian,ninbuyongzuowofanle。”

sijibatajiechumen,quchezhibenjingshiliaoyangyuan。

chulizijijinru302,menguanshanghoutakanleyanzuozaidibanshangkenhanbaodehaoyoujiaojiao,qishenzouguoqu,tankouqizuozaitashenbian,congsuliaodaizhongyoutaochuyifenhanbao,xianshudakaibaozhuangzhisaijinzuili。

jiaojiaozhazhedayanjing,haoqibagua:“xinhunzhiyeziweiruhe?huozongmengbumeng?”