guxingzhouhaizhenshiqingjianwo，yiweigougoushou，wojiuhuizaihuidaotashenbianma?
wolanzheluyunyangdeshou，aimeijile，“wodelaogongzaizheili，woweishenmeyaohuiguoni?”
luyunyangcishiqingxingguolai，louguowodejian，“wolaopodourangnigunle，nihaibugun，nishuonixiangbuxiangtiaohabagou?”
kanzhewoheluyunyangqinmidimoyang，guxingzhoudajiaoqilai。
“lengmian，nibiepengta，tajiushiyigejiugui，tayoushenmehao?”
wobuyoudekaikou，“nihenhaoma?”
guxingzhoumeishuohua，biaoqingtongku，liangjiu，tahuihendichuidaqiangbian，zhidaoshoubeiliuxue。
“lengmian，zheishishiwobuhao，danshiwoyijingchengfalinshiyanle，yaobushitaguhuowo，wozenmezuohainideshi。”
“nikan，wodequantouchuxuele，wohaotenga，niguolaijiwobaozha，haobuhao?”
kewozaitamianqianliuxueshoushangdeshihou，tazhengyandoumeiyoujiguowo。
xianzai，youpingshenmeyaoqiuwoxinteng?
huiyiyongshangxintou，wohenjile，nujifanxiao，“guxingzhounibiewangle，dangchuwoliudexuekebiniduo。”
taliansecanbaiguizaidishangqiuwoyuanliangwo
kewozhishiqianzheluyunyangdeshoutouyebuhuidizouhuilefangjian。
baobiaobaguxingzhouganzoudeshihou，tadahanaiwo。
我却只觉得可笑。