第四章庸医自扰
qiaoyuxinshaoweilengleleng，meixiangdaohaishiwanleyibu，qingxuyouxiediluo。
“suanle，womenhuiquba！”
qiaoyuxinyaoleyaotou，bianjichenqiaozhufuyijuzhunbeilikai。
“you，zheibushizanmenyuxinjituandeqiaozongma？zenme，nizheishiyeshibenzheyueyawandexiangmulaideba。”
jiuzailiangrenganggangzhuanshendeshihou，yigefeichangbuhexiedeshengyinxiangqi。
zhijianyigechuanzhexiuxianyundongzhuang，daizheheisemojing，shencaiyoupangyouaidenanrenduobuzoulai，shenhougenzhejigebaobiao，kanshangquhenshiweifeng。
qiaoyuxinkandaolaizhe，xiumeijincu，lianshangshunjianfuxianyicenghanshuang。
“nibuyeyiyang？rangkai，haogoubudangdao。”
neinanrenzuijiaochoulechou，lianseyibian，lengxiaodao：“qiaozonghebizongshiyifujurenyuqianlizhiwaideyangzi，qishipielaishengyichangdeliyiguanxibujiang，wohaishitingxinshangnide，gengxiwangnengheqiaoxiaojiegongjinwancan。”
“pei，exin......”qiaoyuxinhanzhelianmadao，xiandefeichangbunaifan。
“biea，qiaoxiaojie，nihuoxuhaibuzhidao，woyijingqinglaileguojidingliudenaokezhuanjia，xianzaizhengzailimianjisulaojiuzhi，suoyi，yueyawandexiangmu，woshizaibide，buguo，woyebutanxin，ruguoqiaoxiaojieganxingqudehua，womenyiqikaifayueyawanyeweichangbuke？”neinanrenhengshenlanzhuqiaoyuxindequlu，yanguangsiyidedaliangzhemianqiandemeiren，buhuaihaoyidexiaozheshuodao。
“daobutongbuxiangweimou，wojibianbuzuozheigexiangmu，yebuhuigennitongliuhewu。”qiaoyuxinduanranjujuedao。
“hehe，shima？kejuwosuozhi，xianzaiyuxinjituanmashangjiuyaohaiyinxingdeyibidaikuan，bujiuzhiwangyueyawandezijindaowei，haijinquma？nikeyaoxianghaole，ruguoyiqikaifadehua，wobiranhuijiangshuyunimengongsideneibufenzijinzhuanrunimendezhanghu。”nanrenbuyiburao，xingzailehuodeshuodao。
buguo，jiuzaitahuayingangluo，quefaxianmianqianturanchuxianyigeyizheputongdebunengzaiputongdenanren。
“nishuowanlema？shuowanleganjinpakai，fouzewolianggenshouzhibanijiazherenglajitong。”chenqiaomolebabizi，bunaifandewendao。
nanrenlveweijingyalepianke，xuanjiningleningmeitou，numadao：“gouyiyangdesuicong，yeganjiaoxiao，wogenqiaoxiaojieshuohua，lundedaonichazui？”
“啪”
yigeyichangqingcuibazhangshengxiangqi，zhijiannanrenlianshangliuxiaqingxidewudaozhiyin，zhenggerenliandaotuijibu。
“fangsi，ni......gandawo！”
“made，jiwoshang，bazheixiaozifeile，daduantuiwojiangtashiwan，feiyitiaogebo，wuwan。”
wenyan，tashenhoudejigebaobiaoyigegeliangyanfangguang，yigegemoquancazhangdechongxiangchenqiao。
fanguanchenqiao，mianduirucizhenshi，quesihaobuhuang，faneryilianxiaoyidekanxiangqiaoyuxin。
“dashijie，ninnuobu，bieshangdaonile。”
qiaoyuxinjinsuozhemeitou，danyoudewendao：“nixingbuxing，buxingzanmenpaoba。”
chenqiaolengxiaoyisheng，dao：“nanren，qianwanbunengshuobuxing，youqishiwozheiyangdekuangshitiancai。”
“made，sidaolintoulehaidaqingmaqiao，xiongdimen，feileta。”qizhongyigebaobiaoguaijiaodao。
chenqiaoliankandoumeikanyiyan，yongwenroudelidaojiangqiaoyuxintuidaoyigexiangduianquandedifang，ranhoucaibujibuhuandezhuanguoshen。
yigujingdaodequanfengyingmianpulai，chenqiaobuhuangbuluan，shouzhangweiweiyitai，kansiqingmiaodanxiedepaixiangneibaobiao。
“咔嚓！”
qingxidegulieshengchuanlai，neibaobiaomanlianbukesiyi，xuanjizhuazhuzijiduandiaodegebo，gukulanghaodejiaoleqilai。
“切，不堪一击。”
chenqiaobuxiedesaoshileqiyurenyiyan，ranhoushenxingyidong，zhijianyidaocanyingchuansuozairenqunzhong。
suoyourendoumeikanqingchuzenmehuishi，zheiwuliugebaobiaoqingkejianbianzhengzhengqiqidetangzaidishang，yigegetongkudeaihaozhe。
weishoudeaigezinanrenzhijiemengle，yanjingdengdexiangtonglingyiban，shuangchungengshiduosuobuting。
“zenmekeneng，wozheixiebaobiaodoushituiyijunren，zenmehuirucibukanyiji？”
chenqiaoquedandingdezhanzaitamianqian，shuangmouruyingsunyibanlveguonanren，ranhouluchuliangpaijiebaideyachi，xiaodao：“zhunbeihaolema？”
nanrenkanzhemianqiandechenqiao，neixiaoyitouzhesisiyinhan，rangtabuyoudedalegelengzhan，doudadehanzhucongetouhualuo，tajinzhangdetunlekoutuoye，ranhouganxiaodao：“xiongdi，bie......”
danchenqiaosihugenbenbuxiangjitashuohuadejihui，zhijieliangzhijiazhetadeyiling，ranhouhuanhuantileshanglai。
zheiyimu，jingdailehenduoweiguanderen。
“zenmekeneng，lianggenshouzhijiujiangyigeyibaiduojindechengnianrenlinqilai。”
“zheishihedengbadaokongbudelilianga？”
zaizhongrendeyipianxixushengzhong，chenqiaojiuzheiyangkaolianggenshouzhijiazhenanren，jingzhizoudaoyiyuandeyigelvsedechaodahaolajitonggenqian。
“拜拜喽，您嘞！”
xiayimiao，chenqiaobianxiankailajitong，jiangnanrenzhenggerensailejinqu，ranhouxianshudekoushanggaizi。
zheihaimeiwan，tataituijiushiyijiaochuaixianglajitong，zhijianneilajitongtengkongerqi，yiyigefeichangyoumeidehuduhuaguoshangkong，zuihoujuranwenwendeluozailemenkouyilianglajicheshang。
“搞定！”
chenqiaozuowanzheixiejingtianhairendecaozuohou，fanerxiangmeishirenyiyangpailepaishou，kanleqiaoyuxinyiyan，dao：“dashijie，zanmenkeyizoule。”
qiaoyuxinmanliancuoe，neixingengshifanqiletaotianjulang，tazhidaozheigexiaoshidikendinghenqiang，danmeixiangdaojuranzheimelipu，yijingdianfuletaderenzhi。
rendeliliang，zenmenengdadaoneizhongchengdu。
“manzhe......”
huran，yigeshengyinjiaotingleliangren。
renqunzaicizaodongqilai，zhijianyigeshenchuanhongsejinshenlianyiqundenvrenhuanhuanzoulai。
“suhongxue，shita，sujiaweiyideqianjindaxiaojie。”
renqunzhong，yourenrenchulelaizhedeshenfen。
“liangwei，weidaqiangshiwomensujiadepengyou，nimenzheimezuo，weimianyouxieguoleba？”nvrenyanshenbingleng，bujibuhuandekaikoudao。
“neishitazijizhaosi，guaibudebieren。”chenqiaowanweidedaliangzhenvren，buxianbudandeshuodao。
suhongxuemeitouweizhou，shixianzaiqiaoyuxindelianshanghuaguo，youxiejingya，ranhoucaikanxiangchenqiao。