木叶41年。
diercirenjiedazhantingxiehoujiushishengyuchao，zheigeshijiandian，zhenghaoganshangxinyipijiucairuzhurenzhexuexiao。
xiannianwusuibandekakaxi，yijingzuoweixueshengdaibiaoyingjiexinsheng。
“喂！卡卡西……”
humujingyounianxingtairuntu，coujinlesiyuyansaobatouyounianxingtai。
youdianxianqidedingkaidaitu，kakaximeihaoqideshuo：“**，liwoyuanyidian。”
pingshidadalieliededaitu，xianzaixiangshiyoushenmenanyanzhiyinyiyang，niuniunieniede，zouyoubuzou，shuoyoubushuo。
“daitu，niyoushenmeshixianghekakaxishuoma？”yigelianjiashangyouzhezisewenludenvhaicoujin。
zheiweijiushiweilaidisancirenjiedazhanzhong，shuimenxiaoduiliweiyisongmingdeyeyuanlin**le。
“**，youhuajiukuaidianshuo！huoyingdarentamenkuaiyaolaile！”
renzhexuexiaobingmeiyoutaibiaozhundezhidu，bannianyigexueqi，meigexueqidouhuixinaxinsheng。
xuexinianxianyehensuiji，yibanshizhanchangjushierding。
budazhangnimenjiuduoxuejinian，dazhanglejiujiwotiqianbiyequ。
bijingrenzhexuexiaozheizhongdongxi，zaizenmeyongmeihaodecihuilaixiushi，shuodaodi……
tayejiushigeshashoupeiyujigou。
xiangshixiadinglemouzhongjuexin，daitucoudaokakaxierbianshuo：
“kakaxi……jintianhuiyouwodeyigezurenruxue，ta……”
“tashigehenkepadejiahuo！youqixihuanzhenduiwo！”
“nimenqianwanbuyaobeitadebiaoxianqipian，tajiushihenhuaihenhuaideyigeren！”
“erqie……tingshuozulizheicirangtajinruxuexiao，jiushiweileduifuni……aiyou！”
哒……
yikeshizicongdaitudehounaoshaogunluo，fachuqingcuideshengxiang。
“humujing，beihoushuorenhuaihuakebushihaoxiguane。”
yaoshilaidianbgm，zaigaodianyinghuapiaoluo，neijiuzhenyoudiangouxuechunaijudeyisile。
可惜没有。
“**！wobujiaohumujing！woshiyuzhibodaitua！”
“haodehumujing，wozhidaolehumujing。”
shuohuadenanhaiyouzheyitouheiseduanjuanfa，yishuangyanjinglingdongyoushen，weixiaodeyangzitouluchuchunzhenwuxie。
humujing……daitudangjihongwen，yaobushiyeyuanlinlazhe，tajiuyaochongshangquheyuzhibojingyijueshengsi。
yuzhibojingjiushinanhaidemingzi，heerdaidarendebuxiatongming。
tabenlaishiyuzhiboyizudeyigu，beiyuzhibojingdeqizishouyang。
weilejinianwangfu，jitaqulezheigemingzi。
ng……budebushuo，zheiliderendequeyouzheiyangdeaihao。
jiuxiangzhihoudeyuzhibozuozhu，yeshijieyongleyuanfeirizhanfuqin，yuanfeizuozhudemingzi。
zheizaitamendechuantonglidaibiaozunjinghehuainian。
dangran，fuyueganzheizhongshi，dagaishibiaodachenfudeyisi。
shide，yuzhibojingzhidaoweilaidezouxiang，bijingchuanyuedeqianyitian，tahaizailuntanshanghebierenjiu“muyeshijianxian”zheiyiwenti，cheyezhengchao。
zuihoushuangfangyiduijuzheng，sheiyemeishuofushei。
tailuanle，libuqing，genbenlibuqing！
yuanbenyuehaolexiuxiyitianzaizhan，jieguoyuzhibojingshiyuele。
……
yehao，wodaoyaokankan，zheishijianxiandaodi**shizenmehuishi！
kanzhemianqiandeyouniantisanrenzu，yuzhibojingyeyouxiegankai。
yaoshizuoweiyigejuwairen，tayenengdiaokanyiju“shenweinanzanglei”。
danzuoweiyizhiyuzhibo……
这就不好笑了。
yaobushizhidaodaozhiyuzhibomiezudegenbenyuanyin，shijiancunzhishijiuyiliuxiadewenti，zaiyigeruntugenbenzuzhibuleshitaifazhan。
yuzhibojingzaojiuxiangdongshougandiaotale。
“jing，buxuqifudaitu！”
yiweilaofurenbaozheyigeyinger，xiaoxiaonianjiyijingyouletuanzibichuxing。
zheiyingershiyuzhibojingdeyidi，yejiushirihoudeshunshenzhishui。
“唉～”
“nainai，wozhishiqinqiedejitaqilegewaihaoma，nikantajiuzheimexiong，haoxiangyaochongguolaidawotouyiyang～”
“a！！！lin！nifangkaiwo！woyaodasita！”
“neiweipiaoliangde**jie，nifangkaita，wodaoyaokantazenmedasiwo。”
kanzhezaixiaomenkouchaoqilaideliangren，kakaxiwunaideyaoleyaotou。
“yuzhibojingshiba，anjingdianzhunbeiruxueyishiba，denghuihuoyingdarentamenjiuyaodaole。”
renjiexiaohaidechengshudujiushibuyiban，yuanbenshijiewuliusuidexiaohai，lianwanzhengbiaodayijianshidouyouxiekunnan，zheibianjindukuaiyidiande，yijingkaishisharenfanghuole。
yuzhibojingraoyouxingqudedaliangzhekakaxi：“siyuyansaobatoukakaxi？”
绷——
kakaxietoumaochugedadade“jing”，sisiwoquan。
“wo-shi-qi-mu-ka-ka-xi！”kakaxiyiziyijuqiangdiao。
zheiyijingshuyuwaihaobalingleba！zheiwaihaobineige**dehainantinga！
benlaihongwendedaitu，lianshanghuanleyizhonghong。
“hahahaha！siyuyansaobatou！！hahaha……wu——”
yeyuanlinwuzhutadezui，duijirendiantoushiyi，jiutuozhemanlianxingfudedaituzoukaile。
baonu，xingfen，xingfu……zeze，zhibudingzai**yixia，tadounengkaiyange。
yibuyibuzoujinkakaxi，yuzhibojingpailepaitadejianbang，luchuyigerenchuwuhaidexiaorong：“yihouduoduoguanzhaola，kakaxijun。”
“nainai，niganjindaizhishuihuijiaba，jiana～”
……
dengzheixueqidehaizidaoqi，haibusuantailaodeyuanfeirizhanshangtaikaishifayan。
haishilaoyitaodehuozhiyizhi，congchudaichuanxialaijiumeishenmegaijin，yigelongtongde，zixiangmaodundejiazhiguan。
yuetingyuewuliao，yuzhibojingshuangyanweimi，xinsichenrujingshenkongjian。
——
zhengtisediaoweianhongsedelifangtijingshenkongjianzhizhong，yishanzhuhongsedetielanganjiangqiyifenweier。
touguofengyinlangan，misanchunongyudexuexingwei。
shubujindegankushihaizhishang，shiyizunaoxiangzaixuehaizhongdeshashen。
「两面宿傩」
mingchenglaiziyuliangmiansishoudejiaxiangguishen，cengshizhenshicunzaiderenlei，zaiqiannianqianzhoushushidequanshengshidai，yiyijizhilizhanshengsuoyouzhoushushi。
tashixieedexiangzheng，jiduxiongcandezuzhouzhiwang！
rujin，lianggelaiziyubutongshikongdelinghun，zairenjiejiaohui。
“zaoshanghao！sishouguai！”
fengyinneibian，pangdadeyinyingruoyinruoxian，yishuangxinghongdeyanjingbengshechuxiongguang。
“xiaogui……woshuoguoleba……”
“weijingyunxu，buxutaitoukanwo！”
kongbudeheianxijuan，quewufachuantoufengyinfenhao。
yuzhibojingweixiaotaitou，wanquanwushisunuodeweixie。
kaishideshihoudequeyoudianhaipa，danshiguojici，sunuoyemeinengchongpofengyinkanleziji。
zheibujiudaoleyuzhibojingshuxidezhanchang，gezhepingmuduipen，zheihaipageluan！
erqiesuizhenianlingdezengzhang，tafaxianzijiduiyuzheigefengyinyouleyidingdekongzhiquan……
“nengduozaiwodeshentili，niyinggaigandaoqingxingcaidui，tingshuowaimianyijingzaipaikakaluotedanile。”
“卡卡罗特是谁？”
yuzhibojingtaiqixiaoshou，dongdedaleyiquan。
“jiuzheiyang，qingqingyiquantounengbadiqiudabaoderen。”
宿傩被气笑了。
“xiaogui，congguzhijindoumeiyouzheiyangdeqiangzhe，nizaishuoshenmemenghua。”
“toufaduan，jianshiyeduandewanyi。”yuzhibojingpiezuibaishou。
“bengshuokakaluotele，zheigeshijiederenyijingbanilunleyibian。”
“nizhidaoshenmeyisima？jiushiyiqunren，meiyigedounengbanilinqilaidiaoda……”
“住口！”
yuanbendesunuo，juebuhuizheimerongyidiushiyouya，danxianzaibuyiyang……
zheigegaisidefengyin，rangtalianyisiyihaoduoquzheigexiaoguishentidekenengxingdoumeiyou。
jiulianwaijieshenmeqingkuangdouwufaganzhi。
该死的！
caiganggangzhansilewutiaowu，hailaibujifabiaohuoshengganyanni，jiubeidiudaozheimegeguidifang！
madan，kongjianzhanhoujingzheimedadema！
fengyindejiaoluo，yuzhibojingkandaoyisiheiqishenchuhou，jiuzhongxinfengsuolekongjian。
qingcheshuludenaqineisiheiqitunxia，yixieguanyuzhanjidejiqiaozainaohaifuxian。
“haole，jintiandefangzujiushoudaozheili，dengwoxiaohuahaolehuizailaide。”
“拜拜～”
……
“hunzhang！nijiwohuilai！！”
heianzhizhong，liangmiansunuowunengkuangnu。