xiawukaizhecheanzhaoshifutigongdedizhi，laidaoledongsihuanyigebieshuqu，jinruzheilifangfojinrulelingwaiyigeshijie。
juzhuzaizheiliderenfeifujigui，yitaojiuyaoshangyidebieshucuoluozaizheili。
hemenweishuoqingchudaledianhuahou，yourenchulaijietamen，zheicaibachekaijinqu。
chenshouzhebachekaidaoleyidongbieshudecheku，kailemengenzaishifushenhouyiqijinlebieshu。
“yulaoshilaiwanle，jiuchanile。”
jinrubieshunei，chenshouzhecaizhidaoshenmejiaozuoshehua，zhuangxiuhuali，yikanjiuzhidaohualebushaoqian，kaikoudeshiyigezhangfanvren，chenshouzhejuedeyoudianyanshu，dengtahuiguoshenlaicaimingbai，shiletandeyigetianhoujigeshou，naying。
“zuotianyanchutaiwanle，qidewanledian，baoqianbaoqian。”yuqianshuangshoubaoquanshuliandezuozaimajiangzhuoshang，qitalianggerenyedoushigeshouyanyuan，sirencouzaiyiqidamajiang。
chenshouzhezaijiyizhongzhaodaozheixiehuamian，zheixierenjiushiyigexiaoquanzi，biekanyuqianlaoshishuoxiangsheng，buzhishixuedaoyan，qishitahaishiyigegeshou，zuixihuanyaogun，suoyizaiyinlejieyeyoubushaodepengyou，qizhongbufatianwanggeshou。
chenshouzhejiuzaipangbiankanzhesihouzhe，chuletazhiwaihaiyouqitarendezhuliyedouzai。
yibanqingkuangxiashixiaomenggenzhe，jintianrangtalaigujishixiangrangtazouzouguanxi。
guoleyihuichenshouzhehaishizuobuzhu，nachulebijibenkaishixiedongxi，taxianzaidenaohaizhongyoutaiduodedongxile，shengpazijiwangjile，zhuajinshijianjiuxiechulai。
“yulaoshinizheizhulibucuoa，xianzaihaizaigongzuo。”
damajiangzhongnayinghekoushuidegongfukandaozaicanzhuoshangqiaojianpandechenshouzhe，xiaozheduiyuqianshuodao。
“zheishiwotudi，jinnianganggangcongbeidiandaoyanxibiye，gujiyouzaigudaojubenle。”yuqianzhualeyizhangpaixiaodao。
“yo，beidiandaoyanxibiyede，deyunsheweilaiyaochuyigedadaoyana。”pangbianyigediaozheyan，yikouyansangdezhouxunxiaodao。
quanzikeyihenda，yekeyihenxiao，baganzidabuzhederencainengweichiyouyi，yinweimeiyouliyixiangguan。
zuozaizheilidesigerendoushiruci，youxiangshengyanyuan，youtianhougeshou，youyinghou，yeyouyaogunbanbijiangshan，meiyouliyichongtu，sidixiafandaowandelai。
“hehehe，dadaoyandeshuobushang，buguowozheitudiyihouyaoshipaidianying，haiqinggeweinengbanggemang。”yuqianbaoquangongshoudao。
“meiwenti，anzhaoshichangjiajiuxingle。”zhouxunxiaodao。
ruguoshikechuankeyimaigemianzi，yaoshishenmezhuyan，dapei，neikebushimianziguanyongde，duiyutameneryanshenjiazhinengxiangshangbunengxiangxia，yidanxiangxianeikeshiyixieqianli。
“neishiyinggaide。”yuqianxiaohehedao。
dadaolewanshang，nayingdezhulicongcantingdingleyizhuocaiguolai，jigerenchibaohezuhougehuigejia。
heleyidianjiudeyulaoshizuozaihoumianbimuyangshen，chenshouzhemomodekaizheche，kaidehenmanhenwen，tongguohoushijingkandaoshifulianshangdezhouwen，xinzhongyuefajiandingyaopaihaodianying。
jintiandepaijugujishiyulaoshiteyiqucanjia，yinweizaitadejubenzhongyoulianggejiaosejiuzaijintianzaichangdesangerenzhizhong，ruguonenglalaizhudingnengjidianyingdailaiyidingderedu。
chenshouzheneixinmingbai，buxuyaomingzheshuotayezhidaojintiandejuhuimude。
diertianyidazao，chenshouzhejiuyijingqilaile，chibaohoujixuzaimachangbangmanggongzuoyihui，zaiyuqianxinglaiyihoudalegezhaohu，kaicheqianwangmeiguiyuan。
jintianyaoqudeshigandiejiali，daojialijiandaoganmawanghuixianliaoleyihuizheicaiquloushangdeshufang。
“nidejubenwokanlejibian，henchengshudeyigejuben，keliangqianwanbushiyibishuzi，deyunshezhinengbangnichuhenxiaodeyibufen，houmianyaokanniziji。”
“woyijinglianxilewobeidiandelaoshi，laoshishuodaiwoquzhongyingshishikan，zhongyingmeiniandouyoufuchixiangmu，fuchixinrendaoyandezhuanxiangbokuan。”chenshouzherenzhenshuodao。
tayousuozhunbei，liangqianwanbushiyibixiaoshumu，youderenyibeiziyezhuanbudaozheibiqian。
paidianyingzuinandeshishenme，bushimeiyoujuben，bushimeiyoudaoyan，yebushimeiyouyanyuan，ershimeiyouqian。
youqiankeyirangyidaqundemingxingpeizheniwan，gezhongdiaodageluwushugaoshou，rangrenkandaobuyouzizhudehanbaba。
meiqianneizhinengqiuyeyegaonainai，baozhedatuiqiubierentouzi。
“zhongyingshiguozihao，yexing，nibenlaijiushibeidianbiye，xiawudaidiandongxiqukannilaoshi。”shuozheguodegangzaishufangzhaoleyixia，zhaochulailiangguanchaye。
“bangwodaiqujinilaoshi。”
jiayouyilaoruyouyibao，jiayoulianglaoni？
卧龙凤雏？
chenshouzhemanhuaijidongdelikaimeiguiyuan，kaichelaidaoweiyuhaidingqumuxiao，helaoshiyuehaodeshijian，zhijiequtadebangongshi。
“laoshi。”qiaoleqiaomen，jinqubangongshinei，yigesiwushisuidezhongniannanzizhengzaikandiannao，shangmianheranshitaxiedejuben。
“shouzhenilaile，wozhengzaikannidejuben。”houlaoshiduichenshouzhezhaoshoudao。
“laoshi，zheishi**dietuowojinindaidechaye。”chenshouzhebachayefangzaizhuozishang。
“nigandie？e，guolaoshia，tiwoxiexieguolaoshile，xianshuoshuonijubendeshi。”houlaoshikanleyiyanchaye，shizhenchayemeicuo，diandiantoushouxialai，suanshizijixueshengduizijidexiaojing。
“laoshijubenyouwentima？”chenshouzhejinzhangdao。
“niweishenmehuixiangpaixijudianying？”houlaoshidingzhechenshouzhedao。
chenshouzheshenxikouqi，dao：“laoshiwoxiangxianzhuanqian。”
“e？weishenmeyaoxianzhuanqian？”
“laoshidianyingdaoyanyibanbiyehouchufeishijialiyoubeijingde，buranganggangbiyejihubukenengyoudayingmudejihui，woshifuhe**diejiwozheigejihui，wojuedewobunengyouzhezijilai。
**dieshuodehao，xianxuehuichifanzaiquxiangyishudewenti，buranyishujiayeshihuieside，birufangao，tadehuaxianzaizaizenmezhiqian，hefangaoyemeiyouyifenqiandeguanxi。
woxiangpaidianyingzhuanqian，dengwoyouleqian，wocainengpaichuwoxinmuzhongsuoxiangdianying，kemeiyouqian，sheiyuanyijiwoqupaidianying，xianzhuanqian，dengyouleqian……”chenshouzheyueshuoyuemeiyoudiqi，yinweitafaxianhoulaoshidelianseyouxieyansu。
“唉~”
guoleyihui，zhitingjianyishengtanxi。
“yifenqiannandaoyingxionghan，nishuodemeicuo，dianyingrenyoudianyingrendezhuiqiu，danshitouzirenjiangjiudeshihuibaoyemeicuo，daoyanhetouzifangyizhidoushiduilide，zheijiushiweishenmezaixifangguojia，henduozhuanqiandedianyingdoushizhipianrenzhongxinzhi，zhipianrendaibiaodeshitouzifang。
nizheiyangshuoyemeicuo，xijudianyingyexing，laoshimeiyouzeguainideyisi，jubenwokanle，wanchengduhengao，haiyoufenjingyeshi，nihuadehenhao，henyouqudeyigejuben，woxiandaizheniquzhongyingshishikan，ruguozhongyingnengtongyi，neinizhunbeibajubensongshenba，zhiyaozhongyingnengxialai，qitatouzijiurongyile，shizaibuxingwoquxiyingheshangyingjinishishikan。”houlaoshishuodao。
“xiexielaoshi，xiexielaoshi！！！”chenshouzheqishenjugong。
baifenzhijiushijiudehanshuikenengdoudibuguobaifenzhiyideguirenfuchi，duoshaofeihuangtengtaderenshiyinweimouyigerenerqilai，chenshouzhegankaiyuanzhurendehaoyun，yourucihaodechushenbeijing，shangbeizitaxiangdoubuganxiang。
houlaoshixiawumeike，zhijiedaizhetalaidaozhongyingjituan。
zhongyingneiderenhenduo，meitiandouyoudapiderennazhejubenlaizhaotouzi，bijingzhongyingshiguoqi，jianfuguojiadianyingdezhongdan，youshihoumingzhidaoshilanpianyehuiqutou，wanyichengleyibu，huozheshinalejiang，yenengdaibiaoguojiadeyanmian。
dangranneixie**waidebuxing，kaomoheiguojiaxingxiangzaiguowaihuojiang，haimeimingqiyueshiyishu。
呸！丢人现眼。
benlaichenshouzheyiweihoulaoshihuisuibianzhaogeren，meixiangdaojitayuyueleyigedarenwu。