“nizheigelaowupo,jingranganduiwodongshou!”
“nishibushibuxianghuole?”
“wogaosuni,wokeshibuhaorede。”
“niyaoshigandawodehua,daomeideshiniziji。”
“buxinnijiushishikan!”
zhizhikebushiyuanzhuneigeshouqibao。
dabuhaishoumabuhaikoubushitadexingge。
当然是不吃亏的。
tajiezhezhiguanshimamadejihui。
zhijiebadaomeifutiezaileguanshimamadenaomenshang。
tiewanzhihou,haimeizizidixiaolexiao。
“xiaozazhong,nihaigankouchukuangyan,worangnixiao!”
guanshimamadangranbuhuibazhizhifangzaiyanzhongle。
shouzhongdetengtiaozhibenzhezhizhidelianjiuchouleguolai。
biekanzhizhicongxiaoshenghuokunku,danshitianshenglizhi。
xiaoxiaonianjijiunengkandechulaijianglaibiranshijuesezirong。
guanshimamaxiangzhe,chouhualetadeliandan。
tayihoujiugengmeiyouchutouzhirile,haibushirenyoutaxiangzenmecuomojiuzenmecuomo。
zhizhidangranbuhuizuoyidaibi。
zhijieyiaishenduoguoletengtiao。
然后转身就跑。
guanshimamazheiyixiazilidaobuxiao,zhijiechendaolegebohejianbang。
daomeifukaishiqizuoyongle。
“xiaozazhong,nihaiganpao!”
“doukanzheganshenme?haibujiwobatazhuahuilai!”
guanshimamarouzhezijidejianbang。
jiaorangzherangshoudixiadepufuzhuileguoqu。
tazijizaihoutoujingenzhe。
jieguoerloushangbuzhidaosheifangdehuapenmeiyoufangwen。
“pa”deyisheng,zhenghaozazaileguanshimamadetoushang。
“aiyouwodeniangya!”dangshixuejiuxialaile。
zhizhihuitoutuletushetou,“huogai!”
ranhoutiqicubudequnjiaojiezhepao。
pufujixuzhui,zhizhishoulidedaomeifuwuxianshiyong。
houmianderenbushicaidaoleshiziweiduanlejiao。
yaomejiushishuailedamapakediaoledamenya。
zhizhikanzheshenhoudejigeren。
renbuzhuwuzheduzihahadaxiao。
xitongsuiranlengbingbingde,danshijidedongxihaimanhaoyongde。
“何人在此喧哗?”
“budongguijudenubi,laxiaqudasanshibanzi,zhangzhangjixing!”
yigechuanchouguoduandefurenchuxianzailezhizhideshenhou。
zhijiebatadangchengshinubi,yaolaxiaqudabanzi。
zhizhiyigelengbufangbeizhualegezhengzhe。
tataitouyikan,shichengyangbofuerfangdefurenzhangshi,yejiushitadedimu。
“furen,shizhizhi**。”yourentixingta。
tingdaoshizheigeshangbudetaimiandeshunv,zhangshideliansefeichangdenankan。
youqishikandaozhizhineizhangnanyanfenghuadelian。
xinqingjiugengjiadebuhaole。
jiushizheixiehumeizi,goudeeryekandoubukantayiyan。
“xiaoxiaonianji,zhangderucihumei!”
“nishiyaogouyinshei,jianzhishidiulebofudelian!”
“weimianniyihouzuochushangbudetaimianzhishi。”
“jintianwozheigedimujiuhaohaodejiaojiaoniguiju!”
zhangshishibahunyinzhizhongdeburuyidousazailezhizhideshenshang。
huozheshuokandaoxiaoqieheshunvmenjiaomeidelian,tajiuqibudayichulai。
“jiwohenhendizhangzui!”zhangshihoucaoyadouyaoyaosuile。
zhizhibeirenzhuazhulegebo,zhilaidejiwangzijishenshangtieleyizhangpinganfu。
yiliaozhizhongdetengtongmeiyouxilai。
jiutingzheyouyahuanhuanglihuangzhangdeshengyin。
“erfuren,gonglitoulairenxuanzhi。”
“dafurenrangzanmenhefuzhongrenquandouguoquguibailingzhi。”
“xuanzhi?suannisiyatouzouyun,rengdaochaifang,dengwohuilaifaluo。”
zhangshigubudejizhizhizhangzuile,zhijiegenzheyahuanguoqule。
zhizhibeirengjinlechaifang,yinweiyoupinganfudezuoyong,daoshimeiyoushuaiteng。
beizapoletoudeguanshimamayeguolaile。
talianshanghaizhanzhexue,manliannuronggengshikongbu。
“xiaoyatoupianzi,yihuierfurenhuilai,wohuiqiuerfurenrangwoqinzizhangnidezui。”
“wokannihaixiaobuxiaodechulai!”
guanshimamaxianzaihenbudeshangquyaozhizhiyikou。
“pashiyihuihuilainiyaoguolaitianwodejiao。”
zhizhitingdaoshengzhierzi,caiceshizijizuotianderumengfuqilezuoyongle。
“buxing,nizhangdetaichoule,zuibataichou,wodejiaoyazikeshixiangxiangdeni。”
zhizhizheihuajiuyouxieequweile。
neiyisizheimamaliantiantadejiaoyazidoubupei。
“ni!hao,hao,nijiwodengzhe。”guanshimamaqidegouqiang。
meiyouzhangshidefenfu,xianzaimeiyourengandongzhizhi。
zhizhibailetayiyanguaiguaidizuozailedaocaoli。
taxiangzhedeshi,zenmecainengrangzheigejiangjunbukongnvni?
yuanzhudejiyili,zheigeshijiedenanzidoushixihuanfubaimaomeidazhangtui,haide**botaoxiongyongde。
ertani,fubaishitingbai,zhangdeyebulai,tuini,hainengzaizhang。
jiushizheige**botaoxiongyongma,genbenjiubuzhanbian。
yuanzhucaiganggangshiwusui,yinweizhangqideyingyangbuliang,guangzhanggezibuzhangrou。
yaoshinengyoushenmequxiancaiguaini。
zhizhiyouxiecuobai,jiutazheiyangshuoshijiwuweijiangjundangnverhaichabuduo。
shenmenannvzhiqingzhileidegenbenjiubuyongxiangle。
tayaozenmewanchengrenwua,tahaideshenghaoduohaoduodezaizaini,zheidedengdaoshenmeshihoua?
jiuzaizhizhikunaodeshihou,zhenggechengyangbofuzhongrendouzhenjingle。
yinweichengyangbofudejiweizhuzidoubuzhidaotangzhishihexurenye。
rangtamenqunajiwuweijiangjunzhaozheigechongxixinnianga?
“boye,rangtangzhi**chulaijiezhiba。”
“bixiashuole,wuweijiangjunbingqingweizhong,huanghunshifenhuajiaoshangmen。”
“ruoshiwuweijiangjunnenggouzhuanweiweian,fushangkeshidagongyijiana。”
“buguangshijiangjunfujiushibixiadouhuigannianbofudegonglaode。”
chuanzhitaijianxiaohehedikanzhechengyangbo。
chengyangbofuzaijingchengdoumeiyourenkandejian。
jueweijiudaozheiyidaijiujieshule。
meixiangdao,zheigeshihoujingranhainengchuyiweiyipingaomingfuren。
ruoshijiazhongzidizhengqidehua,jiezhezheigudongfeng。
zheibojuedejueweishuobudingjiunengzaichuangeyidailiangdaide。
“zheige,sunneiguan,zheizhiyimeiyouxuancuo?shiwomenfuneidetangzhi?”
chengyangboshitandiwendao,tadouyiweishengzhishangshixiecuole。
“dangranle,zheikeshishengshangqinkouxiadezhiyi,hainengyoujia?”
“kuaiqingtangzhi**guolailingzhiba。”
“zuiduoyigeshichen,huajiaojiushangmenle。”
“zheijiayishenmedegonglitoudoujizhunbeile,bofuzhixuyaozhunbeiyifenjiazhuangjiuxingle。”
sunneiguanjixuxiaohehedishuodao,haiyiweichengyangboshigaoxingdehutule。
zhiyouerfangdetangeryehezhangshiyigelekailehua,yigechangzidouyaohuiqingle。
“dage,wozheijiuquqingzhizhichulai。”
“zhizhizheihaiziganranfenghan,zhengzaiwulitouyangbingni。”
tangeryeliekaizuijiaoxiao,henbudedounengkandaowufanle。