第1章 童言无忌,还是词不达意?

nversansuishengrizheitian,woteyicongjingdouganhuilai。

yijiasankouguangleyuanmaiwanju,haizaiertongzhuticantingchiwancan、qiedangao,wanleihouhuijia,wohenveryiqixizao。

meiguihuabanpumandeyugangli,nveryuwoposhuixinaojianturanshuo:“mama,babayeheayizheiyangwan。”

wowenzhiyileng,zuijiaodexiaomanmanjiangzhu。

阿姨,肯定是女的。

玩,应该是指共浴。

sijici,xinzangmengdijiulexia。

laogonghebiedenvrenzaiyiqi,ta……tachuguile?

zheigecaicelingwoyizhentouyunmuxuan,wojinjinzhuazhuyugangbian,shengyinyouxiedou:“tangdou,shenmeshihoudeshi?neiayinirenshima?”

takenengshibeiwozhejideyangzihedao,wugudizhazhayanjing:“wojibudela,mama,woshuocuohualema?”

haixiangzaiwen,ketahaipajinzhangdemoyang,lingwobielehuiqu。

tajintiancaimansansui,bangeyueqianshangdeyoueryuanxiaoban,yuyanbiaodanengliqianjia,yexushibiaoshucuoleni。

hekuangwohelaogongtangmingshizhigenzhididegaozhongtongxue,conglianaidaojiehunshengwayijingzouguokuai15geniantou,duonianlaitashizhongruyidetengwohuwo,jialidaxiaoshidouyishoubaoban,liansansuidenverdouhetagengqin。

zheiyangdejujianuannan,zenmekenengchuguini,kendingshinvershuocuole!

xiangdaozheierwenlewenxinshen,banverchongxiganjingbaochuqu,laogongyijingshouchilianggechuifengji,zuoyoushoutongshikaigongbangwomenchuitoufa。

nverbaitianwanleile,toufachuiganjiudazhehulujinlemengxiang。laogongbangtayehaobeijiao,louzhewodeyaowangwaizou,caidaoguodaojiupobujidaidetieshanglai:“laopo,haoxiangni……”

woshihongjiujingxiaoshang,zheiciqujingdoucanjiaweiqibangeyuedezhanhui,duoribujianyeyouxiexinyang,gangxianghuiyingnaodailiyoushanguonverdehua。

suiranjuedebukeneng,danbuwenqingchu,zongxianghoulonglikaleyucibushufu。haishirenbuzhuyongyeyudeyuqishuo:“duilelaogong,tangdoushuokandaonihebiedenvrenyiqixizaole,shibushizhenyouzheishi?”

tadazaiwoyaoshangdeshousonglesong,yuqidaosuanpingjing:“wozenmekenengzuoduibuqinideshi,daoshizhangliqianjitianhuiletanglaojia,womatuotadaitutechanjiwomen,jieguosongdaojialishizhuangjiroudedaiziposun,xueshuisaletayishen。woquweishengjiandiaoshuiwenrangtaqingxi,kendingshitangdouzheixiaorenjingkandaohou,biaoshucuowule。”

zhanglishitajiujiudenver,yezaitongshishangban,qianjitianqueshifaguohuilaojiadepengyouquan。

laogongjianwomeishuohua,youxiehouji:“buxindehua,woxianzaijiudadianhuajizhangli。”

wolianmanglanzhuta:“xin,woxin,banyesangengjiubiedaraorenxiuxile。”

taloujinwodeyao,zaiwodezuishangqinlexia:“neichunxiaoyikezhiqianjin,nengbubeibiedanwule?”

taqiangjingnanchan,baoqiwojiuqulewomendefangjian,diercinayusanshi,caifaxianmeile。

yuanbenhaichaoredexin,turanxiangbeipolebingshuiban,liangle。

laogongmianzibo,jishengyongpinxianglaishiwozhiban。

changyongdepaizi,meihewuzhizhuang,woqingchujidechuchaqianyechailexindeyongleliangzhi,jinwanyongleyizhi,neilingwailiangzhinaerqule?

nandao,tabujinwaiyule,haibanvrendailailejiali……

huyinanshoujiantingdaotacuicu:“kuaiyidianlaopo……”

zhiwendehuadaolezuibian,youzaizuihouyiketunhuifuzhong。

ruotazhenyoumaoni,zaimeiyouzhengjudeqingkuangxiazhuiwen,zhihuidedaohuangyan,haikenengdacaojingshelingtajiebeiqilai。suoyiwozhinengkezhilengjing,yibubianyingwanbian。

woqingkelesheng,kezhizhebinlinbengkuideqingxu:“meile。”