第1章
“dajunhuoshengbanshihuichao，kuaiqianquyiduqinqingxuejiangjundefengcai。”
“sanzhansanjie，jituimanjunwubaili，zhenshijinguoburangxumei！”
“tingshuobixiayijingfengqinqingxueweizhangyingjiangjun，zheikeshizanmendayuanwangchaodiyiweinvjiangjuna。”
“wokeshitingshuoyunlugezhuqinchuandizideshiwushuanggongzi，yegandaoqianxianxiezhu。
nengdabaimanzu，jugongzhiwei。”
“shijianchuanshuodeyunlugezhedetianxia，yunlugequanlizhichiwomendayuanwangchao，bidingnengjiangsuoyouwaidiquanbuqingchu。”
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jingchengxuduobaixingtingdaodajunhuoshengerguidexiaoxi，douwubijidong。
zifadeqianquchengmenwaiyingjie。
xiangyaoyidudayuanwangchaoweiyinvjiangjunqinqingxue，yijichuanshuozhongshiwushuanggongzidefengcai。
“dianxia，da**zhongyuwanchenglesuyuan！hailixiadagong！zheicihuilaikeyiqingbixiacihunle。”
chengmenzhiwai，liuhuangziliyedeyahuanxiaocuimanlianxise，gaoxingdejijizhazha。
pangbianlingyigeshinvlinyue，baojianerli，buyanbuyu，
miansejuemei，quexinggeqingleng。
rutongyikuaijianbing，yifushengrenwujindeyangzi。
lianggeshinvxinggejieranbutong。
liyeweiweihanshou：“shia，zongsuanshipandaozheiyitianle！”
qinqingxuejiaohaodemianrongfuxianzainaohaizhong，zuijiaoweiweigouqi，zhibuzhudexiaoyi。
henkuaidajunchuxianzaimianqian。
daoluliangpangdeminzhongrenbuzhujidongdehuanhuqilai。
“kandaoqinjiangjunle，bukuishiwodayuanwangchaodenvjiangjun，zhenshiyingzisashuang，sihaoburuoyunaner。”
“wa！neijiushishiwushuanggongzima？jinriyijian，guoranmingbuxuchuan。
moshangrenruyu，gongzishiwushuang！
bichuanshuozhongdegengweiyingjunxiaosa。”
“youletianxiadiyigeyunlugedezhichi，kebaodayuanwangchaojishiniandexingsheng。”
“wozenmejuedeshiwushuanggongzigenqinqingxuejiangjunzaiyiqigengpeini！
liangrengongtongqicheng，zhenshiyiduishenxianjuanlvya。”
“xu~biehushuobadao！douzhidaoqinjiangjunshiliuhuangzidenvren，yaoshibeiyouxinrentingdao，xiaoxinzhinidezui。”
“kebietiliuhuangzile，conglaimeijianguoyishentongchouweidehuangzi，zhenshijihuangjiadiuren。”
“he，sheidouzhidaoliuhuangzishuchu，jiweibushoudaijian。nanenggendiweichaorandeyunlugeqinchuandizixiangtibinglun。”
youyuliyeduiquanlibuganxingqu，fanerzhengtiandezuanyanjingshang。
gudaishinonggongshang，shangrendediweizuiweidijian。
duishangcengreneryan，jingshangjueduishifeichangdiuliandeshiqing。
jiusuanshiyoushengyiyedoushijiaojixiarenqudali，zhishaomingmianshangbuhuiguan。
yaoshuoyouqian，liyejueduishizuiyouqiandehuangzi，meiyouzhiyi。
danyiranbeisuoyourengoubing。
liyeduizheixieyanlunzaojiujianguaibuguaile。
douxiantongchou，kechuchudouyaoqian。
dazhangzhenzai，nayixiangbudoudedabadehuaqian？
liyecailandegentamenyibanjianshi。
suizhedajunkaojin，keyikandefeichangqingchu。
qinqingxuechuanzheyishenbaisekaijia，yingzisashuang，gengshixianluchulinglongyouzhideshencai。
zaijiashangjuemeiqingliderongmao，yinqizhenzhenhuanhu。
pangbianqimabingxingzhiren，shiyimingshenchuanbaisezhangyidenianqinggongzi。
jushoutouzuyingjunxiaosa，yaojianpeidaiyibabaojian。
rangbushaonvrendouluchuhuachidebiaoqing。
liyexinliyijin，liansedunshiyinchenxialai。
diliugangaosuziji，qinqingxueyijingbianle。
liangrenbushidexianghuduishi，meimuchuanqing，putongpengyouzhijianjueduibukenengyouzheiyangdeyanshen。
实在是太亲密了。
liyedaizheshinvheyizhonghuwei，feichangxianyan。
qinqingxuejingranmeiyouwangzheibianduokanyiyan。
xianranxiaocuiyefaxianlezheiyidian，manliandebukesiyi。
cengjingyikaozheliyesajiaowenshundeqinqingxuesihuyijingbucunzaile。
kanzheshenpangdedianxia，xiaocuiyanzhongmanshidanyouzhise。
qinqingxueheshiwushuangbushideqingshengdiyu，beidoudegegezhixiao。
fangfoliangrencaishiyiduiqinglv。
jingzhizoudaoliyemianqiandeshihou，qinqingxueyuguangcaipiedaoliye。
quanranmeiyouzhiqianjianmianshidexiyueherouqing，qinqingxueyanzhongshanguoyisishuyuan。
ganqingzheidongxifeichangqimiao，yigeyanshenjiunengzhixiaoyiqie。
liyejiuzheiyangzhanzhe，miansepingdandekanzheqinqingxue。
jimiaozhongzhihou，qinqingxuefangfoxiadingjuexin。
congmashangxialai，laidaoliyemianqian。
mianwubiaoqingdeshuodao：“liuhuangzidianxia，feichangbaoqian，shuwobunenglvxingzhiqiandenuoyanle。”
“tongguozheicilingbingzuozhan，wocaitihuidaozijirenshengzhuiqiudaodishishenme。
wojiangyaochengweitianxiadiyimingjiang，rangtianxiarenjingyang。”
“genwushuanggongziyiqixieshouzuozhan，caizhidaoshenmeshizhenzhengdenanren。
wanjunzhizhongqurenshouji，tanxiaozhijianjiunengjibaidijun。
zheicaishinengpeideshangwoqinqingxuedejuanlv。”
“**zijideshilihuodebixiarenke，beicefengweidayuanwangchaodiyiweinvjiangjun。
jueduibukenenggenzhedianxiazhengrisuanjineixiehuangbaisuwu。”
“qingxueyijingjuexingenwushuanggongzizaiyiqi，bingqieyijingdedaoyunlugederenke，xiwangdianxianenggouchengquan，buyaozaijiuchanqingxue！”
liyeturanzhijianxiaoleqilai，xiaodejiweicanlan，danyanshenquelengdefahan。
kaozijidenenglidadaodangjindechengjiu？
shizenmeyoulianshuochudezheihua？
qinjiazhibuguoshiyigemeiluodewujiangmenmei。
shenzhilianshenghuodoujielezhuduowaizhai。
jiulianqinjiazhudeyuanzidoushiliyezhibande。
bingqieliangrenzaiyiqiyeqinqingxuezhudongkaojin，shenzhizhenggeqinjiadouxiangfangshefajiliangrenouyuzhizaojihui。
dangranle，liyeyebeiqinqingxuebiaoxianchulaideshanguangdiansuoxiyin。
zuoshiguojue，jianrenbuba，xinyoulixiang。
gengudaidaduoshunvzihenshibutong。
liangrenzaiyiqizhihou，liyehaowubaoliudejiqinqingxuezuiduodetengai。
qinqingxuexihuanxiwu，xiangyaojichengmenjiangshijia。
liyejitazhaozuihaodewushigaoshoujiaowugong，jitaqinglaizuihaodebingfadajiachuanshoubingfa。
qinjiabeirenzhuizhai，liyedashouyihui，rangrenhaiqinglesuoyouqianzhai。
shenzhihairangzhenggeqinjiadouguoshangfuyushechideshenghuo。
qinqingxuexiangdaibingdazhang，liyezhudongquxiangfuhuangqiuqinganpaijunzhi。
gongdamanzu，zuiweijinyao，yezuinande，shiruheyunsongliangcao。
lutuyaoyuanbushuo，lukuangjicha。
jiulianhubudoujiweitouteng，genbenwufazhichengzugouduodejundui。
liyezitaoyaobao，yongzijiquanbudeshangyeziyuanbaozhengdajunliangcaochongzu。
jijunduidazaozuijingruidebingqi。
huaqiananzhonghuodong，rangbingbupeibeizuijingruideshibing。
liyongjingshangdequdao，huadajiaqiandatingdijunqingbao。
meiyouzijianzhongzuolezheimeduoshiqing，taqinqingxueruhenengdadeleshengzhang？
shuojubukeqidehua，youliyerucijudadezhichi。
zhiyaolingjunjianglingbushiyigecaobao，huansheidounengdaibingjituimanzudajun，quanshengergui。
keqinqingxuejiangyiqiegonglaoquandouguigongziji，shenzhiguiyuyunlugeshiwushuangdebangzhu。
duiliyedebangzhushierbujian。
gengshibushoufudaozaiwaigenbiedenanrentanqingshuoai。
jingranhaixianqizijijingshang，manshendetongchouwei。
yaoshimeiyoudabasaqian，quanlizhichi，nayounijintiandechengjiuhediwei？
zheiyike，liyeyijingwanquanfangxiale。
自己不是一个舔狗！
zhishiquanlitengaizijidenvren。
jiranshuofenshou，liyejuebuhuisichanlanda。