第3章 馒头和包子

完蛋了!

wocengdeyixiazhanqishenzi,zhunbeisuishikaipao,tongshinachuduijiangjibutingdehuhanzhelaoli。

keduijiangjineitoumeiyoudedaorenhehuiying。

“qiaobanihede,xianghuomingdeganjinguolai!”nvhaipielepiezuishuodao。

woyanleyikoutuomo,wobuxiangsi,woxianghuoming,xianzailaolilianxibushang,wozhinengtingcongtadehua,wanyitayaoshibugaoxingle,neiwozhendejiushiwandanqule。

woduoduosuosuodezoudaolechuangkou,dakaichuanghu,dengdayanjingkanzheta。

meixiangdaozheiguniangquepuciyixiao:“nidedanzizheimexiao,weishenmeyaolaizheiligongzuo,nizhidaozheilishishenmedifangma?”

“我……我缺钱。”

woshihuashishuo,zheiguniangtanleyikouqi,yaoleyaotou,ranhoucoudaowodemianqianxiaoshengjiwoshuodao:“niyijingbeineiduimuzidingshangle,mingtiantamenhuiguolaijinisongchide,buguansonglaileshenme,nidoubixuyaochixiaqu。”

给我送吃的?

“tamen……tamenshirenma?”

“你猜。”

“keshi,laolikanbujiantamen。”

nvhaidebiaoqingturanningzhong:“zheijiushiwojiexialaiyaoshuode,buyaogenlaolishuojianguowo,haiyouruguotayaojinidiaodaobaiban,qianwanbunengdaying。”

woyihuodekanzheta,tajiezheshuodao:“lingwai,nibunengcizhi!”

woxianglebantian,wenleyiju:“nishishei,weishenmeyaogaosuwozheixie,haiyouwopingshenmexiangxinni。”

nvhaiqueduiwozhalezhayan:“nijiaolizizai,ershiyisui,biyeyuzhiyejishuxueyuan,shineishejizhuanye,fuqinzhongbing,zhengzaizhuyuan。”

taduiwozhaolezhaoshou,shiyiwokaojintayidian,wozhaozuo,jieguotalengbudingdezaiwolianjiashangqinleyikou:“zizige,qianwanyaojizhuwodehua,wobuhuihainide,ganggangwoshuodeneixie,ruguonibuzhaozuo,nihuiside。”

shuowan,tazhuanshenchaozheheianzhongpaoqu,liuwoyigerenzhanzaichuangkou,mubuzhuanjingdedingzheheianchu。

xianzaidewoneixinhenzhenjing,zizishiwoderuming,shiwoniangxiaoshihoujiwoqude,keshihoulaiwoniangsihou,jiuzaiyemeiyourenzheimehanwole,wodiexianqishuozizishichongwugoudemingzi,buhaoting,suoyitameizheimehanguowo。

ketashizenmezhidaode,haiqinlewoyigeyoushishenmeyisi。

woshenshoumolemohaiyouyuxiangdelianjia,ganjuebingliangliangde,meiyouyidianwendu。

zaitalikaizhihou,meiyourenherenzaichuxianle,wonaodailiyizhiwengwengzhixiang。

wozhishikanzheiliqianduo,cailaidanggebaoan,zenmehuiyujianzheixieshiqing?xianzaigaobuhaohaihuisi?zheibushichedehuangma?

diertian,wogangtangxia,mannaozidoushineinvhaiduiwoshuodehua,talejiewozheimeqingchu?tashishei?

kexiwozenmeyexiangbuchugesuoyiran。

haoburongyimimihuhuyaoshuizhele,qinshimenbeidakaile,laolijiangwohanqilai,jingranduiwoshuojieyuzuotianwanshangwogongzuotaiduburenzhen,yaojiwohuandaobaiban。

kaishiwomeiyoushenmefanying,keshiyitingbaibanlianggeziwozhenggerenchengdeyixialailejingshen:“laoli,wogongzuonaliburenzhende,weishenmehuanbaiban?”

suiranshizheimewen,kewoxinlixiangdequeshineishenminvhaidehua,ruguohuandaolebaibanwohuisi!

“zheishigongsiyanjiujueding,nibushiheyeban。”

laolishuowanzhihouzuodaolechuangbian,shenchushoupailepaiwodejianbang:“xiaoli,tingwode,fuconganpai,zuotianwanshangdeshiqingjiwangjile,buranduinimeiyouhaochu。”

laolidianshangyigenxiangyanyiweishenzhangdekanlewoyiyan:“wobuhuihainide。”

zheishihaibuhaiwodeshiqingma?haizhenshi。

neishenminvhaibukenengpingbaiwuguduiwoshuochuneixiehua,haiduiwoneimedelejie。

zuosiyouxiang,wozenmedoubujuedeneinvhaihuihaiwo,fandaoshizhenggehuozangchangrangwoganjueguaiguaide,qiguaideguiding,wanshangyujianqiguaideren?

jiashangnvhaizhufudeshiqing,youyijianyijingchengzhen,laoliguozhenrangwodiaoban,zheirangwobudebuxiangjixushunzhenvhaideyisikanxiaqu,woyaokankanwanshangdaodihuifashenme,ruguowoshanglebaibanhuisi,neimemeitiandoushangbaibandexiaowangyouhuizenmeyang。

“laoli,wohaishishangyebanba,wobaozhengyihoubuhuile,nikanwozheigangxiaban,ruguowoshangbaiban,wohexiaowangzongyouyigerenhuilianxushangyitian,jingshenshoubulede。”

“niyaoshangyeban?nibupazaiyujianneiyangdeshi?”

buguanzenmeyang,woxianzaidadingzhuyi,woyaokankanjintianwanshangneilaotaipohuibuhuijiwochidedongxi,erqielaolikanbujiantamen,danshiwoheneishenminvhaidoukandejian。

ruguoshuozhiyouwoyigerennengkanjian,neiwohuihaipa,danshixianzaishiwoheneishenminvhailianggeren,zheirangwobudebuhuaiyilaolideyongxin,weilehehuwo?weilerangwoshangbaiban?

zheidoubukeneng,meishihehuwoyoushenmeyong,zaishuole,ruguoxiangrangwoshangbaiban,congyikaishiwolaideshihoujiukeyineimeanpai,hebidaoxianzaituranjiwohuanban?

zaiwoyizaiyaoqiuxia,laolidayingshuojiwoyicijihui,ruguoxiacizaibeitafaxianbuzunshouguiju,jiukouwoqianhaijiwohuanbanshenmedehua。

wanshangzhibandeshihou,woshuangyanyizhidingzhedamenkou,meicineiduimuzidechuxiandoushituranjian,jintianwodaoyaokankantamenshizenmelaide。

shijianyifenyimiaodeguoqu,woyijingchuqusaolesancidi,cishilingchensandianzhong。

anzhaodaolilaishuo,tamenyinggaiyijingchuxianle,xianzaizheigedianle,nandaobulaile?

yebuzhidaoweihe,jintianwanshangdewo,haoxiangtebieqidaitamendechuxian,woxiangkankan,tamenhuibuhuiheneishenminvhaishuodeyiyang,jiwochidedongxi。

shoujilibofangzhelinzhengyingdejiangshipian,kanzheyingshuneizhanyaochumoshajiangshidexiongzi,woyaoshiyoutaneibenshi,wohaipagemao。

“咚咚咚……”

yizhenmenxiang,wolianmangniutouchaozhechuangkoukanqu,zhanzaichuangkouderenbushineiduimuzihaihuishishei!

womeiyouchusheng,woxiangkankantamenhuibuhuikanjianwo,bijingwozuotianzuoleyizhengwan,tamenzhijiejiangwodangkongqi。

“gemen,guolaiyixia。”

又看得见我了?

wozoudaochuangkou,dakaichuangzi,danshiwomeiyoushuohua,zhishianjingdekanzhetamen。

neixiaohuoxiaoxixideshuodao:“gemen,xiexienidedahuoji,niyoubukenshouqian,wokanniyebanxinku,rangwoniangjinizuoledianchide,nishouxiaba。”

guobuqiran,haizhenbeineishenminvhaishuozhongle,neixiaohuozijiangyigezhulanzicongchuangkoudijilewo,wobuzhidaolimianzhuangleshenme,shangmiangaileyikuaiheibu,danshiwoyinyuenengwenjianyigudandandexuexingwei。

woyanleyikoutuomo,jieguozhulan,yebushuohua。

“jizhu,yidingyaoquanbuchiwan,mingtianwanshangwolainalanzi,yidingyaochiwan!nibuchiwanwohuizhidaode。”

shuowanzhihou,tamenyemeiyoutingliu,zhijiezhuanshenyibuyibuxiaoshizaileheianzhong。

dengtamenzouhou,wolianmangxiankaileheibu,yigureqiyingmianpulai。

zhulanlimianzhuangzhesangemantouhesangebaozi,neiyishunjianwojuedezijidetoupifama,danshiduzihaoe,erzheiqiweihaoxiang,buzijuedeliulekoushui。

wogangshenshou,zhenggerendetounaoyipiankongbai。

turanjian,woganjueyiguyinfengcongchuangwaichuidaowoshenshang,hunshenyigejiling。

wodengdayanjing,manbuxiangxindekanzhezijideshuangshou,jingranmanshixianxue。

jinjiezheyiguxuexingchouweiguanchelewozhenggezuiliyijibiqiang!

“呕!”

woditouyikan,zhikanjiandishangdimanlebuzhimingdexianhongsuirou,haiyoucongyixiaobanbaozililiuchulaixianhongdetangzhi。

wochile?woshenmeshihouchide!

wodingyankanxianglezhulanli,zhishengxiaweiyiyigemantou!

wogubushangshouzhongdexuezi,zhijiejiangshouzhishenjinhoulongli,xiangyaojiangchixiaqudequanbukouchulai,jieguobuguanwozenmenong,shenmewanyidoumeiyoutuchulai,daoshijizijizhengdeshifenexin!

xinzangkuangtiao,zheitaniangdebuhuishirenrouba,yuexiangwoyueexin,xiangtu,kewogenbenjiutubuchulai!

wozuzuhelesanbeishuicaihuangguoshen,zheigeshihouwoyouxiangqishenminvhaishuodehua,buchixiaquwohuisi!

草!

wokanzhedishangxueroumohudebaozi,anmayisheng。

woganggangzenmezhijiejiukaichile,weishenmeturanjuedehaoe?

shiyizhici,woxiangtu,shitubuchulaidele,danjueduibunengrangxiaowanghuozhelaolikanjiandishangdecanliuwu,buranzhibudingnaochushenmeyaoezi。

wolianmangkaishidasao,saozhesaozhe,woganjuequanshenyoudianfare,jiusuanguandiaolekongdiaoyehaishire,zuihouwotuodiaoleshangyi,faxianshoubeiwenshenneiyikuaitebiedehong,jiuhaoxiangbeikaishuitangguoleyiban。

wojiuzheiyangnazheyibenshujizijishanshanzi,yibianzuodengjiaoban。

diertianjiaobandeshihou,xiaowangyilaijiuniezhebizimanlianxianqidewenwoshishenmewei。

wojiushuozijizheliangle,tuleshenmede。

tayejiumeiduoshuoshenme,rangwoganjinquxiuxi。

wogangzoudaosushemenkou,laolijiuguolaixunwenwozuotianwanshangyoumeiyoushenmetebiedeshiqingfasheng。

woshuomeiyou,zhihoutaturanshuoleyiju,weishenmeyouxuexingwei,haiwenwochileshenme。

woquanshendeshenjingdoujinbengleqilai,zhinengsuibianzhaogeliyoudalegemahuyan,laoliyemeiduoshuoshenme,rangwoquxiuxi。