laowangdeshengyinjiangwolahuilexianshi,woyingleyishengzhihouzoujinlezhibanshi。
gangjinwuma,wojiuwenjianleyigujiuxiang,laowangpantuizuozaiyizishang,yibianchizhezidaidehuasheng,yibianmizhejiu。
“jiushizheigewei,beiershuang。”laowangzhilezhizui,kanxianglewo:“peilaotouziwohedian,buhedehua,zheiyiwanshangnikebuhaoguoya!”
“王伯?为啥?”
wangbokanzhewo,yiweishenzhangdeshuodao:“xiaowangdesibujiandan,tashitiniquside。”
yitingzheihua,wozhenggerendoujidongle,heneishenminvhaishuodehuayimoyiyang,nandaowangboyezhidaoyixieshenme?
wolianmangpaodaowangboshenbian,lazhuletadegebo:“wangbo!ninshibushizhidaosha!”
wangboqueyaoleyaotou:“wozhishiyigelaotouzi,wonengzhidaosha。”
tingwentazheiyangshuo,woxinzhongyizhenshiluo,buguohenkuai,tahuafengyizhuanshuodao:“buguolaotouziwoshaolezheimeduodeshiti,zongguishiyouyidianmendao,nizhidaojintianwoweishenmezhudongzhaonima?”
woyaoleyaotou,wangboquexiaolexiaoshuodao:“nideyingzi,zhishengxiayibanle。”
又是一样的话!
wokanxianglezijizaiqiangshangdeyingzi,turanxiangdaoleyijianshiqing。
wangbozhudongzhaowoshuohuaneishizaiwohaimeiyouchuqumaizhiqianzhiqian,shenminvhaifaxianlewoyingzideshiqing,wangboyefaxianle,neimelaolibukenengmeiyouyidianfaxian。
haiyouchensandao,wojuedechensandaozhisuoyiyizhizhaowo,kendingshibeiwodebanjieyingzixiyinle!
wozijikendingbuhuiquzhuyizheixieshiqing,danshizheimeduorendoukanjianle,laolihuikanbujian?
takanjianle,zhishimeishuo,neimetadaodiyoushenmeyitu!
xinzhongganjuedaoyizhenhoupa,ruguozhendehewosuoxiangdezheiyang,laoliqibushidengyuyaohaiwo?ranhouhaicuoleren?haisilexiaowang?
danshizheiyidianyehaiyouyiwen,womeiyoudayinghuandaobaiban,laolishizhidaode,tayemeiyouliyouquhaixiaowang,chufeiyouxieshiqingkaishilejiutingbuxialai!
那么又是什么事情?
yigewentijieyigewentidezaiwonaohaizhongshanguo,wangbocishijiwodaoshangyibeijiu,didaolewodemianqian:“hedianba,nuannuanshenzi。”
wodiandiantou,ruoyousuosidemileyikoubaijiu,zhenla,youxiechongbi。
“wangbo,yingzizhishengxiayiban,huizenmeyang?”
wangbokanlewoyiyan,keleyikehuashengmi,yibianjiao,yibianshuodao:“yingzi,shimeigerensuonengkanjiandelinghun,renyousanhunqipo,zheiyingzini,jiuhaoxiangshizheisanhunqipodejijieti,meileyibansuiranwoyebuzhidaohuidaibiaoshenme,dananzhaolaoyibeichuanxialaidelaituilidehua,jiudengyushimeileyibandesanhunqipo。”
wangbotingdunleyixiajiezheshuodao:“kenizheiyangdebiaoqingyoubuxiangqueshaohunpozhiren,meilehunpoderenyouliangzhong,yizhongshixiantian,yizhongshihoutian,xiantianjiushiyichushijiushi**,houtianshihaohaoyigerenturandefengdiao,zheidoushiqueshaohunpodebiaoxian,kenibuyiyang,nixianzaishi**ma?”
wogangadeyixiao,yaoyaotou,wodangranbushi**:“**hainengzheiyangpeizheninhejiuma?”
“neikendingbuhui。”wangboshuodao:“suoyi,shengxiaweiyidejieshi,jiushinikuaisile。”
tingjiannikuaisilezheijigezideneiyishunjian,woganjuezhenggerendoubuhaole,chengdeyixiazhanqishen,zhandoudeduiwangboshuodao:“wangbo?nishuoshenme?”
“biejidong,zheizhishiwodegerentuili,hunpomeileyiban,jiudengyumingmeileyiban。”
wangboshuowanjixuchizhehuashengmihezhejiu,erwodexintiaojiakuai,haohaodewo,zenmejiuyaosile?
“wangbo,ganggangninshuo,xiaowangshitiwoside,zheishishenmeyisi?”
wangbobingmeiyouhuidawozheigewenti,ershixiaozheyaoleyaotou:“wozhishisuikouneimeyishuo,woyeshiwuyizhongtingjianlaolitamenshuoyaojinihuandaobaiban,nimeitongyi,ruguozheiyangxiangdehua,bengaisiquderen,yinggaishibushini?”
wodaoxileyikouliangqi,zhenkanbuchulai,zheiwangbopingrilibuxianshanbuloushuide,naodaizhuandejingranzheimekuai,sanyanliangyu,jiuyijingshuochulewoxinzhongdedagai。
“wangbo,ninhaizhidaoshenme?huozheninnengtuilichushenmema?wojuedeturanjiwohuanban,bukenengshiyinweiwogongzuoburenzhen,ruguozhendeshiyinweiburenzhen,wanquankeyijiangwokaichu,erbushirangwohuanban。”
“zheilaotouziwojiubuzhidaole,danshiyouyidianwoyaotixingni,huozangchanglideyinqishifenzhong,suiranxianzaishiyigewushenlundeshehui,keyouxieshiqingbuxinhaishibuxingde,wogerenjianyi,nizuihaolikaizheili,shuobudingsuoyoudeshiqingdouhuixiaoshi,nijuedeni?”
likaizheilijiushirangwocizhi,keshishenminvhaishuoguo,ruguowocizhileyeyidinghuisi。
wokuxiaozheyaoleyaotou,meiyouhuidazheigewenti。
muqianzaiwokanlai,wangboshuozheijuhuazhishichuyuhaoxin,huozangchangdeyinqiqueshizhong。
womenyouyijumeiyijudeliaozhe,wohewangboliangrenhedaoleyidianduozhong,shoujinaozhongxiangqi,woyaochuqusaodile,zhishiwogangzhanqilai,ganjuetouzhongjiaoqing,woheduole,youdianzhanbuwenle。
wangbodejiuliangkebushichuide,zhishaohedaoxianzai,chulelianhongyidianyemeiyoubiedefanying。
jianwomeiyouzhanwen,wangbofulewoyiba:“xiaoli,niqushuiyihuiba,bunenghehaihelezheimeduo,jintianwanshangwobangnidingzhe。”
yitingzheihua,woquanshenyigejiling,ruguowojintianwanshangbushuijue,qitianneibuhuichushi,danshiyidanshuile,bisiwuyi。
nvhaidehuahuidangzaiwonaohaizhong。
wangboxianghaiwo?keshidaoxianzaiweizhi,tameiyouquanwojiu,zheiyiqiedoushineimedeshunqiziran。
woxinzhongandao,suiranwohenxiangshuijue,kewobugannashengmingqudu。
woqiangrenzhetoutengduizhewangbobailebaishou:“buyonglebuyongle,wohainianqing,dengyihuijiuhaole,wangbo,ninqushuijueba,woqusaodile。”
jieguowangbolanzhulewo:“nikanni,haigenwokeqi,nidoudaijiujiwole,wozongbunengbaiheba,lailailai,saozhoujiwo,wobangnizuoshi。”
wangbodeshouyijingwozhulesaozhou,cishiwuzilideqifenbiandeyouxieguaiyi,wosuiranheduole,danshiwodexinliqingchu,wojueduibunengshuijue。
wokanzhewangbo,wangbokanzhewo,woliangsheiyemeiyoukaikou,shimiaozhongguoquzhihou,wodelianseturanyibian,wadeyikouqizhijietuzailewangbodeshenshang!
tulebantiandoutingbuxialai,ganqingzheiyidunjiu,jiwozuotianxiangtumeituchulaidequanbudaoguchulaile。
真他娘的舒坦!
wangboyemeiyouxiangdaowoshuotujiutu,neigewei,wodoutingpeifuta,jingranzhishiweiweizhoumei。
“wangbo,wangbo,zhenbuhaoyisi,woyouxierenbuzhule,wojinincaca。”
“不用……”
wangbobuliuhenjideduokailewodeshou,shenshenkanlewoyiyanzhihoujiuzouchulezhibanshi。
woyemeiyouhanta,yemeiyouquzhui。
wangbolikaizhihou,woxianyemeiyouguandishangdewugou,ershixianchuqujidisaole,ganggangneimeyitu,wozhenggerenyaoshufulebushao。
jieguogangsaowandi,zhunbeihuiwuzixiuxideshihou,neigeqiguaidelaotaipoqiaowushengxidejiuzhanzailedamenkou,yishuangyanjingzhigougoudedingzhewo。
ruguoshipingchang,wokendinghuihaipa,bijinglaoliyouyijuhuashuodedui,zanmenzheilishihuozangchang,zhouweigenbenjiumeiyoushenmezhuhu,neimezheigelaotaipoyoushishenmerenbuyaneryu。
keshijintianbuyiyang,wohejiule,suhuashuojiuzhuangsongrendan,yinggaijiushishuowode。
takanzhewo,wokanzheta,woyuekanyuelaiqi,haoxiangsuoyoudeshiqing,doushicongjiandaozheigelaotaipozhihoucaifashengde。
lingwaiguanyuwozijideyingzi,haoxiangyeshizicongwochiletajiwodeneiwanyizhihoucaimeileyiban。
yuekantaneiyifuguiyangziwojiuyuelaiqi,woluqixiuzi,yegubushanglaolijiwodingdeguiju,zhijiechongdaoletademianqian。
“nidaodishishenmewanyi,weishenmeyaohaiwo!laozinalireleni!”
laotaipoyiyanbufa,zhishidingzhewo,wobeitazheiyangzijiqixiaole:“nijiwochideshenmewanyi,jiwodeyingzinongnaliqule!kuaigaosuwo!biebushuohua!”
yibianhoujiaowoyibianshenchushou,xiangyaozhuazhutadeyiling,jieguojiuzaizheigeshihou,taturanshenhouzhixianglewodeshenhou!
“xiaoli!nizaiganshenme!”
woquanshenyigeduosuo,xiayishiniutoukanqu,yizhenqiangguangzhaoshezailewodelianshang,wotaishouqudang。
“老李?”
“niyigerendabanyedefashenmefeng?bierenbuyaoshuijuede?”
laorenshilaoli,tazoudaolewodeshenbian,niezhulebizi:“sheirangnidangbandeshihouhejiude!”
laolizheiyixiashizhendehenshengqi,buguansanqiershiyizhuazhewodegebojiujiwotuojinlezhibanshi。
“haituchengzheigeyangzi,nidaodihaixiangbuxiangganle!”