第1章 美貌引祸端

jinrusiyue,tianqijiannuan,nongmangzhishichabuduoshouweile。

xinghuacunshixiushanmenwaideyigexiaocun,yinliangtianjiaoduo,zuijinjiniangenonghudeshouchengdouhaibucuo。

yuemochenshi,zaozaoqudiliganhuoerdehanzifenfenhuijiachifan。

baiyuyaozuozaiyuanzili,tingzhejiedaoshangrenaodedazhaohusheng,neixinyeyincunlichunpodeminfengeryizhenpingjing,tayuelaiyueshiyingzheiyishanpangshuideshancunshenghuole。

“yaoer,chifanle。”shenzhehuisebushandenanrencongdongbiandezaowulichulai,shoushangduanzheliangwangedatang。

baiyuyaocongyaoyishangqishen,duanzuozaifanzhuoqian,congshanruliudeduanqineiwanguadandebuwenyisirouweidetangshui。

funvliangchizhezaofan,yizhenxixirangrangdapoleningjing。

“bailaodiejiushizhuzheier?”

jiaorouzaozuodeshengyinchuanlai,baiyuyaonakuaizideshoudunleyixia。

suansuanshiri,yeshishihoule。

“shishishi,jiushizheier!”

“zheishiyoulaixiangbaijiayatoutiqinle?”

“shia!buranzanzheicunlihaiyounajiaguniangshoudeqizheimeduocaili?”

“nizheihuashuode,zancunbiejiadeguniangyebucuoa!”

“zaibucuo,neiyebunenggenbaiyatoubi,neimoyang,yiqiaojiushizuodahurenjiafurendeming。”

“zheidaoshi,buguozheizhenshangdeyunjiashaoyeyubaiyatoubushidingqinlema?zenmehaiyoumeiposhangmener?”

“yinvbaijiaqiu,zhishiyouhunyue,haimeihegengtie、guoliuli……”

baiyuyaoxinhuangleyixia,yunjiashaoye,fengguangjiyuederenwu,queshiyuanshendejie。

neiyiyedeleisheng,zhanxianzaiyanqiandeyizhenzhenhuamiansizhenyousimeng,zhishao,tameiyouzhenshijingliguo。

shangyishi,tashishaofuzhinv,dieniangtengai,gegexianghu,suishidadaxiaoxiaochuangguobushaohuoshi,queshibucengbeifaguo,jingchenglishengchuanshaofuzhinvxianshuduanzhuang,haizuodeyishouhaowenzhang,danshiyouyousheizhidaotapidexiangzhipohou?

yuanyiwei,tahuizheibanshunfengshunshuidezhonglao,mingyunqueshiyutakaileyigewanxiao,zaitajijizhiri,gaopengmanzuo,yulinjunrufu,manmenchaozhan。hongsedexue,manerdehujiusheng,shanzhelengguangdedaojian……

“qiaozheiguniang,meidegenhuaeryiyang,nanguailiulaoyecuizherangwolaitiqinni!”rangrenhunshenqijipigedadeshengyin,zhijiebabaiyuyaoconghuiyizhonglalehuilai,yangguangsazaishenshang,quehaishijuedeleng。

baiyuyaolanlandepietayiyan,hongaolvqunguozaitayuanrundeshentishang,bujiangujiedeshoulaihuishuaizheyitiaohongshoupa。

丑,真的丑。

“laiya,baliulaoyedepinlitaijinlai!”meipoxiaozhechongshenhouzhaoshou。

huayinluoxia,bianyousigexiaosijinlai,“kuangdang”yishengfangxialejianshangdeliangzhidaxiangzi,youzhandaolemeiposhenhou。

“liulaoyeshishei?”baishuyitouwushuideshangqianliangbu,gonggongshouwendao。

meipoyishuaishoujuan,henshijiaoao,“liulaoyeshizhenshangdedahu,tingshuonijiaguinvshengdeyifuhaoxiangmao,jineryizaojiucuiwoshangmentiqin,gongxigongxia!”

baishubenshiyinweibuhaobarenguanzaimenwaizheicaiqinglejinlai,tingdaozheierturanyouxiexinjing,yufafangdishenduan,“wojia……”

“zheiliangxiangdoushiliulaoyerangwodailaidepinli,ninkankan,haiyoushenmequede,ruoshimeiyou,neijiurangguniangzhunbeizhunbei,mingrihaorufu。”

shuozheihua,yebuguoshizuogebiaomiangongfu,qiebushuozheipinliyijingjileliangxiangzi,jiushimeiyouzheimeduo,yigenongmenguniang,youyoushenmediqitiaosanjiansi。

meipokanleyiyanneiliangjiantupeifangyijipangbiandemaocaowu,yikexinfanghuileduzili,xiangdaojijiangdaoshoudebaihuahuadeyinzi,jiurenbuzhudexinhuanufang,buzouxindedao:“fangxinba,dengnijiaguinverjinleliufudemener……”

“wojiaguinvyijingdingqinle,bulaofanninle,duoxieliulaoyedetaiai。”baishuwanyaogongshoudao,duandeyilianxiao,napashijujue,yebuxiangdezuiliulaoye。

meipomanlianbuzaihudebaibaishou,“dingqinyoushenme,bushihaimeiyouguoliulima?liulaoyejinergekeshibapinliyerangrentailaile,ganmingernizheiguniangjiushiliufudexiaoyiniangle,zheihaoshier,biejiakeshiqiudouqiubulai。”

baishuyirangubushangdezuiliulaoyedeshierle,“ganjinzou!daizhenimendedongxizou!wojiaguinvbuzuoqie!”

shenzifadou,xianranshidongqile。

tingzhetazhijieganrendehua,meipoduimanxiaodelianyelaxialaile,xiangtawangmeipozheimeduonianlaishuochengleduoshaomei,sheijiabushishangganzhepengtade,jinerqueshibeitazheimeganzhe,buyoudechaofengdao:“buzuoxiao,nimenyoushenmehaoaode,jiuzheifangzi,pashilianyigedongdouchengbuguoleba?haishichengzaoshishiwu,yingledehao!”

shuozhe,chongmanliannuqidebaishuyangyangxiaba,“genghekuang,zhiyaoshiwomenlaoyexiangyaoniguinverzuoqie,tajiudeguaiguaishangjiaozi,daoshihou,pashilianzheiliangxiangpinlidoumeile。”

baishutingdaozheihua,yufadexinhuang,zhanglezhangzuiqueshiwucongbianbo,budebushuo,zheipozishuodeshizhende。

hude,yidaoqingliangdeshengyinxiangqi,qinrenxinpi。

“nijialaoyeshitufeihaishiqiangdao,qiangxingrangyinvzizuoqie,zheiyubiminweichangyouhequbie?ruoshiwomeiyoujicuo,anzhaodaminglvfa,zheishiyaobeipanxingdeba。neiniganggangshuodeneifanhua,jiukeyichengweichaotanggongzhengle,daoshi,nikouzhongdeliulaoyeshaobuleyaobeiduansizhi,zhiyuni,neijiukanliulaoyexiangruhechuzhihaitaderenle。”

baiyuyaohuanbuzouguolai,qingpaidiediebeijiyizuoanfu,shensedandandekanzheheileliandewangmeipo。

shuxideqingjing,shuxideyanyu,jingshiyuneimengbuchafenhao,weiyibutongdeshi,taziji。

wangmeipoyishenhengroudouledou,meiyoulefangcaidexiaozhang,jiejiebabadekaikou:“wo……wokemeiyouzheiyangshuo,doushini……shinishuode!”

baiyuyaochixiaoyisheng,mingyanbukefangwu。

tazhuanliankanlekanbuzhiheshibiandeyongjidemenkou,yuwangmeipodao:“niganggangshuodedajiakeshidoutingjianle,zheiyangjizhegaikougong,mobushipale?”

shuozhe,baiyuyaoyigaiganggangbiaomianshangdeheyanyuese,shenselingli,“rangwozuoqie,nijialaoyenaerlaideneimedadelian,moshuotazhishiyizhenshangdelaoye,jiushijingchengdeyuanwaiyebuganshuozheizhonghua!biexiangzheyongshenmeyinzilaiyawo,woruoshixiang,shuainiyiliandouxing!”

shangyishiniangqinxunchibuanfendepozitayejianguo,xushizixiaojiandeduo,mianbudeshoulejifenzhenchuan。

wangmeipobeitahedehoutuiliangbu,shixianpiejianyipangdejiading,qiangzhuangzhendingdeshenchuyigenshouzhizhizhetadao:“nimeijiajiao!dangzhenshimei……”

huahaimeishuowan,lishibianchengleyidaoshazhubandehaojiao。

“a……fangshou!jiwofangkai!”zhijiantaneibenshizhizhebaiyuyaodeshouzhi,beihouzheyiyizhongniuqudezishiniezhe。

tingtahaojiao,baiyuyaoshoushangdelidaobujianfanzeng,lianseyinzhi,“wanglegaosunile,benguniangzuitaoyanbeirenyongshouzhi,buguoyewufang,shichenshangzao,wojiufeixieshenjiaojiaoniguiju。”

taniangqindejiajiaozaijingchengdoushijihaode,shenmeshihoulundaoyigexiangxiapozilaizhizhetabizimameijiajiaole?

wangmeiposuishibeitahedebuqing,danshishoushangyufateng,zhibuzhudehaotao:“teng……fangshou!nimenshiganshenmede,kanbudaozhei**dawolema?”kanjianpangbianguanwangdejigejiading,gengshiqibudayichulai。

baiyuyaosaoleneijirenyiyan,putongdejiading,buzuweiju。

zhishi,xianxiazheimeduorenkanzhe,yuanlaidebaiyuyaojiuliandashengshuohuadoubugan,tazaidongshoujiubuheshile。

xiangzhe,suzhansujuedexieletayizhishouzhihoubatatuikai。

zaiwangmeipoturantigaoshengyindeaihaozhizhong,baiyuyaodandingdezaiyixiushangcalecayoushou。

“a!wodeshouduanle!duanle!”wangmeiposhunjianbiandefengkuang,jiulianzhanzaitashenbiandeliufujiadingdourenbuzhutuikaiyibu,mianmianxiangqu,yanlimanshibuzhisuocuo。

baiyuyaobeibaishulazhehoutuijibu,duishangyishuangfennudeyan,wugudao:“xushibeinihedaole,wozheicaishilefencun。”jinjiezhe,tashenseyilianjixudao:“danniruoshibuzhangjixing,woyuanzaijiaojiaoni。”

shangleyigenshouzhidewangmeipo,zaitingdaotadezheijuhuahouzaiyerenbuzhuxinlideweiju,duoduosuosuodetuichuyuanzi,zuishanghaizailiaohenhua:“heng!zanmenzou,huitourangguanjiaguolaiqingba,jingjiubuchichifajiu,daoshihoukantamenyoushenmehaoguozichi!”

jiadingjinsuiqihoujiuyaochuqu,baiyuyaobunaifanditaijiaotiletineishualehongqidedamuxiang,dao:“bazheipolanwanyierdaizou。”

lianggejiadingweijudekantayiyan,malidetaiqixiangzijiupao。

daiwangmeipozoulehou,baishucaimanlianchourongdeduijiefanglinjudao:“geweidouqumangba,biezaiwozheierdanwulegongfu。”

linlixiangqinde,yemeiyouzaiweizhe,kanxiangtadeyanshenmanshitongqing,ouerluozaibaiyuyaoshenshangdeshixiangengshilianmin。

baiyuyaolianxiaxinshen,anzhaomengli,juliliufudiercidengmenyebuguosanrile,zaizheiqijiantadexiangchuyigefazilaicaishi。

“diediehekuyuneirenshengqini?qihuaishenzijiubuhaole。”baiyuyaoshuozhebangbaishushunleshunqi。

bushitataiguodanyou,ershimenglidebaishuzaitachengqinliangrihoubianbingdewochuangbuqi,haishicunlideyigehanziyilianzhaogujiri,zheicaihaoleqilai。

baishulianzhoudexiangshibaoziyiyang,“diediewuai,zhishikuleni。”

nvziminghenshizhongyao,napashidingqinhouzaibeitiqin,youxierenjiadouhuijuedeshizheinvzixingweibuduan,zheicaizhaorelenanren。youqishibeiliulaoyezheiyangdedipishezhanshang,tademingshengsuanshihuile,jiusuanshilairichujia,yebumianhuibeirenshuosandaosi。

baiyuyaomingbaitadeyisi,danshiyewuhuakeshuo。

nvzimingshengruhe,quanpingzhongrendeyizhangzui,meiyouxiangchuguo,pangrenyouzenzhitapinxing?

kuangqie,jiezhecishi,tadaoshikeyijieleyuyunlangdehunyue,yesuanshiyiwaizhixi。

baishukanzhezijiaguinv,naozilibujinfuxianchulelaobanerdeyingzi,shitataiguozisi,zongxiangzheduoliutajinian,queshizaolaizheibanhuoshi,ruoshiyaoeryuyunjiadeqinshiyouleshanshi,laobanerhaizhibudingzenmeguaitani。

“yaoer,diedieshijuezhe,nisuishuyedaole,cunlixiangnizheibandadenverjiadouchujiale,diedieyebunengdanwuni,buranniniangtazaitianshangkanzheyebufangxin。

yunjiayeshizhenshangdedahu,yunlangxuewenzuodehao,jianglaibidingqiantubuke**,yunfurenyuyunlaoyeyeshihaoxiangchude,diediequyuyunlaoyeshangliangyixia,zhaodashisuangehaorizijiubanimenliangqinshibanle,kehao?”

baiyuyaomole,tayifanhuashuodeyancikenqie,duinverdequanquanzhixinjiushitadounengganjuededao。

chengqinwufang,buguoshihuangedifangbale,danzheifujun,jueduibunengshiyunlang。

menglideku,napabushitaqinshensuoli,danneishangsihukezaileguziliyiban,tengdefahuang。

baishubuzhitaweihebuxi,zhidangtashiyinweichengqinzhishitaiguocangcuerbuan,anweiyijuyoudingzhudao:“yaoer,diediequyitangzhenshang,shangwuniqugebishenzijiachifan,diequgennishenzishuoyisheng。”

baiyuyaoyingleyijuhao,kanzhetajinwulinaletongqianchumen。

pingrishebudehuaqianderen,quyunjiashizongshiyaobeixiegaodian,lishuzhoudao。

tiqianzhidaoyunlaoyeyuyunfurendetaidu,baiyuyaobingbudanxinshenme。zhishi,mingrizhongjiuyaomianduiyicineijunxiushaonianle。

baishukuaibuzouzailushang,lianshangdaizhechouyi。

zhenshangdeliulaoye,weirenzhuanhengyinxian,jialipoyouxieqiancai,qiezaitamencunwaigoumailebushaotiandi,meiniandouhuizujinonghugengzhong,zhishineizujinquezuzushipangjiadeliangbei。neixiewudidenonghu,wunaizhixiayezhinengyaoyazuletadedi。

youyinianlaotianbushangfanchi,quannianganhan,nonghumenjihukeliwushou,jigediannongjiaobushangzuzi,huoshengshengbeiliulaoyedasile,dianhudejiarenbaodaoleguanfu,xiantaiyequeshituituobuguan,zuihoubulelezhile。

zhenshangrenjiedao,liulaoyedexiaojiuzishixiantaiyedeshiye,sheshuyiwo,liulaoyeziranjiubianchenglezheizhenshangdetuhuangdi,wurenganre。

taruozhendechengxinrangyaoerzuoqie,pashizijiyelanbuzhu,weijinzhiji,zhinengyuyunjiashangliang,zheijiribianbalianggehaizideqinshibanle,daoshihouliulaoyeyemeifazile。

xiangdaozheier,baishulailejifenliqi,buguanruhe,tadouyaorangguinvananwenwendejiajinyunjia。

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cunlidedaolubujuyitiao,buyuanchuyinyinchuochuodelvse,zaiweizhangchengdezhuangjiadilifenwaimingxian。

xinghuacunbeikaolongchishan,neiyouxinghuaxi,henduofurendouxihuanzaixibianjiangxiyiwu,xishuiqingche,eluanshibiandi。

baiyuyaotuolexiewacaizaishuili,shuiliuhehuan,bingbingliangliangde,eluanshiyuanhua,henshufu。

“baiyuyaonichoubuyaolian!”

jianruidenvshengdaponingjing,baiyuyaohuitoukanqu,yigenvhaierhengmeishumudezhanzaijibuyuanchu,lingyigezhanzaitashence,shouliduanzhezhimupen,limianfangzhezangyiwu,yifukanxideshenqing。

zheijiushizongqifuyuanshendeneiliangge?yebuzenmeyangma。

baiyuyaojiaoshangdaizheshuizhuyibuyibudezoudaoanbian,gouchunxiao,“youbing?quzhaolangzhongcaishi。”

“nicaiyoubing!”shenzhelianghuangseyiqundenvhaiermanlianqifendema。

tingshengyin,ganggangmatadejiushita,baiyuyaoyaoyaotou,zheigechunhuo。

houmianneigecaishicongmingde,bushengbuxiangjiudadaolezijidemude,danyezhishizizuocongmingbale。

baiyuyaochongliangrengougoushouzhi,qingshengdao:“guolai。”

yangchunhuabuyiyouta,dabuzouleguoqu,yiliantiaoxinkanta。

yangxiaocuizhanzaiyuandibudong。

baiyuyaoxiaowen,“pale?”

yangxiaocuihengxiaoyisheng,jibujiudaoletagenqian。

jiuzaitayaozhandingdeshihou,baiyuyaozhiyushencedeshoudongle。

shenxingyizhuan,zhiting“putong”liangsheng。

“niliangzenmezheimebuxiaoxinni?”baiyuyaopaipaishou,shuangbeihuanzheshuodao。

nengdongshouhaitaotaoshenme?langfeigongfu。

xiariyishanbenjiubo,shaoshaoyushuibianjintiezaishenshang,genghelunzheiyangzhijiepuzaishuilide,gengshishidechedi。

“baiyuyao,wogennipinle!”xiangshixiaopaozhangyiyangdeyangchunhuahongzheyanpuleguolai。

baiyuyaokuaisuduokai,eryangchunhuashoulibuji,zhitingtingdepazaileanbian。

“woruoshini,cikeyiranhuiquhuanyishanle,bijing……kandeshizhenqingchu。”baiyuyaoshuozhe,shixianzailiangrenshenshangluanpiao。

yangchunhuaxiufenzheyizhanglian,yangxiaocuizheicaiguolailazhuta,“haishixianhuanyifuba,beinijidagekanjianbuhao。”

yijuhuazhizhixinwo,yangchunhuayixiangdaozijijingxindabandebeibaiyuyaopohuaile,haikenenghuibeijizixiankanjiantazheiyangzaogaodeyimian,jiuhenbaiyuyaohendeyayangyang。

baiyuyaohaoxinqingdechongliangrenbeiyinghan,“changzaihebianzounayoubushixie,haoziweizhi。”

tabushiyuanshen,kebuhuirenyoutamenqifu。

naguoyipangdexiewa,tagangzhunbeizuozaidishangchuan,jiutingjianyidaonansheng,“zuozheierba。”

huitoukanqu,fanmaodedashuhouzouchuyiren,shencaijianshuo,manliandeluosaihu。

baiyuyaoyouxiejingxi,“shinia!”

neigemenglizaitachujiahouchuchuzhaogubaishudenanren,yeshizuihouweitashoushiguderen。

jizixianmuguangshanleshan,bashoulidezhuloufangzaitatuibian。

baixidejifu,youxiehuangyan。liangzhijiaoxiaoxiaode,yutadechataiduo。

jizixianqingkeyishengzhuanguoshen,xinlimonianfeiliwushi。

baiyuyaojuedezijidereqingweilegou,piepiezuizuoxiachuanxiewa。

“qianjirinifenghanganghao,bukezaizheibantanliang。”jizixiankanzheyipangdedashushuo。

“zuoyouyaodaoxiarile,wufang。”baiyuyaozhanqishenshuo。

jizixiantingjiandongjing,zheicaizhuanguoshenkanta,nvhaiermeiyandaixiao,yuwangridedanqiedabuxiangtong。

taminleminchundao:“jinrizhishinibiezaiyi,bushinidecuo。”

baiyuyaoyouyidouta,dichuizhetou,shengyindiluo,“cunlirendoushuo,shiwoxingshibujiandian,zheicaiyindepangrenshangmen。”

“bushi,nipinxingruhewozhixiao,xianglaiyunshaoyeyebuhuiyuanguaini,biepa。”jizixianquanweidao。

baiyuyaoturantaitou,lianshangnayousihaodeluomo,yanxiaoyanyandao:“duoxie,zhishitazuohexiangyuwowuguan。”

“shichenbuzaole,woxianhuiqule。”baiyuyaoshuozhezoukai。

jizixiankanzheneijiaoqiaodeshenyingzouyuan,zheicainaqizhukuanghuijia。

ganggangtadouzhunbeibangtajiaoxunneiliangrenle,queshibuchengxiangtazijifankangle,yehao,rucichengqinzhihou,tayebubidanxintahuibeipangrenqifule。

baiyuyaogangzoudaohutongkou,jiubeilinjujiadexiaopanghaierbaozhuledatui。

xiaohaiernianyou,zouqilulairengshiyihuangyihuangde,baozhetadedatuiyangtouqiaozheta,cuishengshengdao:“baijiejie,naihannichifanfan。”

baipangpangdexiaorenerhenshizhaorenteng,baiyuyaobuyoudewanyaobatabaoqi,yongetoucenglecengta,xuezhetadexiaonaiyinwen:“fanfanhaochima?”

xiaohaierwaizhenaodairenzhendexianglexiang,zheicaixiaoshengdao:“dandanhaochi。”

jidanduinongjiarenlaishuoshijinguidongxi,suishiyibanrenjiajialidouyangzhexieji,danshineixiejidan,queshidaduodouhuinadaozhenshangmaidiaohuanqian,chulexiaohaieryoukoufuhuichidaoxiewai。

baiyuyaoyishiyouxieyayan,qiongxiangpirangshenmedoujingui,xiangtazaijingchengshi,suibiandeyidunfanbianshizheilijigeyuedekaixiao,congweixiangguo,tahuiyouchibuqiroudeshihou。

tayonglianjiacengcengxiaohaier,sanliangbudaolegebijia,qiaojiandamenerchangkaizhe,yemeiyouqiaomen,yuanzilidefurenzhuanguotoulai,xiaodao:“haizhenbeitadengdaole。”

baiyuyaoyehuizhiyixiao,weiweidixiatouzhuangmiantian,“fangcaichuquzoulezou,huilaijiuqiaojiantazaimenkouwaner。”

“hei!worangtaquhannichifande,nidengdenga,gaishihaole。”yangshenershuozhebianqishenchaozaowuqu。

baiyuyaozhidechongtabeiyingdaoxie:“mafanyangshenerle。”

furenbaibaishou,dao:“xiaoshier!”

linlizhijian,sheijiameiyouhuxiangbangguoyidianermang?youqishinongmangshi,yangjiashichangbaxiaosunzituofujibuzuohuojidebaiyuyaozhaokan,zheiyeshiweishenmexiaohaierneimexihuantadeyuangu。

dingzheyangshenerlianmin、aitandemuguangyongguowufan,baiyuyaozheicaihuijia,erqulezhenshangdebaishuhaimeiyouhuilai。

tanaqishuzuozailewumenkoudetangyishang,xinbuzaiyandefanzhe。

jibiantabujiajiyunlang,zheishiyemeiyouguoqu。daoshihou,liulaoyegengshinenggoulizhiqizhuangdetaitazuoqie。ruruobaoguanfu,yineisheshuyiwozhiqi,xiangyeshiwuyongzhiju。

zhidaojinshenshi,menkouchuanlaidongjing。

baiyuyaoqishen,taiyanbianqiaojianzijiadiedieyiliannansedezhanzaimenkou,taguzuoyiwendao:“diedieshiyushangshenmeshierle?”

baishukanzhetayaoyaotou,xiangqiyunfurendehuarengshiyiliancaise。

tagangtichuguinvyuyungongzizhijiandeqinshi,bianbeitadeyiju“liulaoyezhidingderen,womenyunjiabuganqiang”jidinglehuilai,napashitazhihoufangdishenduanjieshitajuleliulaoyedeyi,yunfurenhaishibusongkou。