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womensuozaideligongxueyuannannvbiliyanzhongshidiao。
jiuwomenbaneryan，quanban30ren，zhiyouwo、xiangweihezhaomeitingsangenvsheng。
ruxuediyitiankandaozheiyangnannvbilidezhaomeitingfangfolaidaoletiantang，taliangyanfangguang，kaixuediyitianjiubaquanban27genanshengdoujiashanglehaoyou。
“taihaole，wojiuxihuangennanshengwan，nvhaizixiaoqideyaoming，kailiangjuwanxiaojiuyaoshengqi。”
tasuoweidewanxiao，jiushitacongwangshangkanlaideneixielangeng。
zhaomeitingqingshangbugao，meiyoubianjieganyouxihuanluanyonggeng，yinciyiqianshanggaozhongdeshihoujiudezuihenduotongxue。
dantabujuedeshizijidewenti，fandaojuedeshibiedenvshengtaixiaoqi。
pingrilizhaomeitingchulehuiqinshishuijueyiwaijihubugenwomenyiqixingdong，jiuaiwangnanshengduilizha。
bazijidazaochengyigeyougengde“xiongdi。”
tingdaoworucipengchanghou，zhaomeitinglingguangyishan。
“duiha，wozenmehaiwangledangshihaijialegexinshengqun，dangshiruguodiyishijiangentamengaohaoguanxidehua，yebuzhiyuyaowozijibanxingli。”
“neixienandequandouweizhexihuazhuan，henbudelianbaowenbeidoubangtana！zuifanneizhongsizhuangjiele。”
takouzhongdexihuajiushixihua。
shangyishitazongrenweishiwohaidetayangailezijiyoumodetediancaibeirenbilexiaqu。
querenbuqingbierentianshengjiushigaoqingshangbaifumeizheigeshishi。
zuishangbianbaoyuanzhe，zhaomeitingjiangqunlilaiziwuhusihaidenanshengdoujialegebian。
然后群发烂梗。
henkuai，quanxi200duogenanshengliyoudabanjitahuilege“？”。
xiaobufenyounvpengyoudebatashanchulahei，shenzhilaheiqianhaimaletayiju“shax”。
haiyoushilaigejitahuidehuaneijiaoyigebukanrumu。
“dabudanishishibujiuzhidaole？”
“xianzaiguolainanqin403，zanliangbibisheidegengda。”
“xiangzhidaodehuajinwanxxjiudiankaihaofangdengni。”
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zheibufenrentuotuodejiushibatadehuadangchenglexinganshi。
duiyubatalaheidenansheng，zhaomeitingbuyiweiran。
“qie，wojiushigehuilaiyuejingdezhangfei，neixintandangdehen。laheiwoderenkendingjiushizijixinliyougui，cainazijiyounvpengyoudangjiekou！”
jiezhetakanneijigenanshenghuifudexinxitangzaichuangshangxiaodeqianyanghouhe。
“nima，laozibanimendangxiongdi，nimenjuranxiangshuiwo！”
zheiyaoshizhiqian，wohuiquantabuyaohuifuzheixiexinxi，duixinshubuzhengderenlaishuo，liaodeyueduo，tamendexindijiuyueshizaodong。
现在嘛。
yueduoyuehao，duoduoyishan。
genglayanjingdeshi，zhendeyounanshengjitahuiletupian。
zhaomeitingxiaodezhibuqiyao。
“qi，zheimedianwanyiyezhenhaoyisifajilaozikan。”
ranhouxiaomadao：“vocal，nihaizhenfaa，xingxingxing，wogennibi，woxianzaihuiniangtailicuoyigenchulaigennibi。”
tingtazaipangbiansiwujidandekaihuangqiang，wohexiangweidoumomodiwuzhuerduo。
kandaowomenliangtingdoubugantingdeyangzizhaomeitingfanlegebaiyan。
“qi，buzhiyuba，nvshenghaizhendeshisizhuangsizhuangde，mingminghenhaoqihaiyaozhuangdeduohaixiuside。”
“xiaoxuedeshihouneixienandeshangcesuojiuxihuancouyiqibisheiniaodeyuan，wodoumale，niliangjiushishaojianduoguai！”
tingdaotadehuawofangxiawuzheerduodeshou。
“womenqueshiburunikaifang，buguonizheigenghaoxiangyouxienanshengyebutaixihuan，buranrenjiaweishabanilaheile？”