第二章

kantaniuzhe**haobubihuideyangzi。

wozichaodiyaoleyaotou,wojiuduoyuduozheijuzui。

“dongshengnan,woganggangneihuabingfeishishuoqitananshengzenyangbuhao。”

“ershitixingnizhuyizijideyanxingjuzhi,xiaoxinzouguang,buguokanqilai,niduizijidedikubeiqitananshengkanbushihenzaiyi,shiwoduoshile,baoqian。”

dongshengnanshunjianjile:“nishenmeyisi?yinyangguaiqishenmeni!neihanwo?”

wotiaomei:“youma?shihuashihuabale。”

tabalanqiuwangdishangzhongzhongdiyireng,luzhexiuziqichongchongdichaowozoulai:

“shenmejiaoshihuashishuo,jintiannijiwoshuoqingchule!”

tazoudaobandao,yidaonanshengcongbuyuanchuxiangqi,rangtatingzhulejiaobu。

“douweizaineinaoshenmeni?”

shicongxiaohewoyiqizhangdadelinjugege,yeshiwomendetongbantongxuezhutianqi。

tarongmaojunlang,dadeyishouhaolanqiu,shixuexiaolidefengyunrenwu,bushaonvshengdemengzhongnanshen。

dongshengnanyikandaotajiubianlelianse。

yanjingyizha,yanleijiuyonglechulai,yaoluobuluodejizaiyankuangli,kanqilaijianrenyourangrenxinteng。

“nizenmenengzheimeshuowo,wopingrilishifanshikandekai,bugennimennvshengjijiao,kewoyeshigenvsheng!”

“nizuibayizhangjiuzaoyaowuxianwoa!”

wojiqixiaole,haimeishuohua,zhutianqijinggaosidikanlewoyiyan:

“xingle,nibieshuohuale,shengnanpingridadalieliexiguanle,yixiexiaoxijietagubutaishang,nijiuzhebufangganshenme?”

“haishuozheimenantingdehua,tasuiranxinggexiangnansheng,danshijihaishigenvsheng,nizheiyangshuo,yihoutahaizenmeshangxue?”

“快给胜男道歉!”

tabianshuobianhuzaidongshengnanmianqian,yizhishouhaianfudipaizhetadejian。

womeirenzhufanlegebaiyan:

“woshuoshenmele?wozhishibatadezuodeshiqingdianchulaibale。”

“shaowurudadalieliezheigecile,dadalieliedebaxiaofushangyigaichengjinshende,dadalieliedeteyihuangeduanqundaqiu?”

“zhutianqi,nidalanqiubanaozidashale,haishibayanjingdaxiale?”

dongshengnankudegengdashengle:

“woaimeihaiyoucuoma?nandaojiuyinweiwohetamennanshengguanxizoudejin,nijiuyaozheiyangqujiewodexingweima?”

tachouqizhechongzhutianqijuleyigegong:

“tianqige,duibuqi,shuoyaoyiqidaqiu,yihoupashibuxingle。”

“wohaishilinimenyuandianba,buranbuguanwozuoshenme,tamenneixienvshengdouhuitiaoci,zaibeihoushuowodebuhao。”

“我承受不了!”

shuowan,tawuzheliantouyebuhuidepaole。

bushaonanshengdouxintengdezhuileguoqu。

jiulianzhutianqidoubuganzhixindidenglewoyiyan,diuxiayiju:

“nimennvshengdejiduxinzhenkepa!”

bianjihuanghuangdizhuiguoquhongdongshengnanle。

我没忍住骂出声来:

“shenjingbing,yiqunshenjingbing。”

zhutianqihedongshengnanqiaokele,yizhenggexiawu,tamendoumeichuxianzaibanshang。

yankanyaoshangwanzixile,dongshengnandezuoyehaimeijiao,wozailaoshideshouyixiajizhutianqifaxiaoxi。

rangtagendongshengnanshuoganjinhuilaibazuoyejiaole。

xiaoxishichendahai,laoshishiyiwojitamendadianhua。

dianhuabotong,quechuanchuwoyijingbeilaheidejinggao。

wowunaiyaoleyaotou,gaozhilaoshilianxibushangtamen。

laoshidelianchendedounengjichuheishuilai。

taqiangrenzhenuqibaishourangwochuqu,linzouqian,woyuguangpiaodaotayijingkaishifanjiazhangtongxunlule。

看来有人要惨了。

diertianshangwu,dongshengnandebabalaile。

neigedafubianbiandenanrenqianzheyigexiaonansheng,manlianbunaididengzhedongshengnan,chongzhelaoshidiantouhayao。

laoshigujishiqihenle,zuzushuojiaoleyishangwu,xunchideshengyingezheyizhanggezoulang,zaibanlidoutingdedao。

zhidaozhongwuwuxiu,tamencaizouchulaoshibangongshi。

gangchubangongshi,yidaoerguangjiuluozailedongshengnandelianshang,tabahaobuliuqingdizaizoulanglizhoumazheta。

zangdeyaosi,tingderenxiangwuerduo。

congbangongshiyizhidadaolejiaoshimenkou。

jiulianqulajiadelaoshidouaileyibazhang。

zuihouhaishibaoanshanglaile,caizuzhilezheichangnaoju。

dongshengnanguizaidishang,toufaluanqibazaodipisanzhe,lianshangshuodadeyigehongbazhangyin。

younanshengqufuta,tameidong,guizhebukenqi。

youlezhiqiandejiaoxun,duitadeshiwoshiyidiandoubuxiangzhan,taijiaojiuxiangzou。

可她却叫住了我。

“linyimeng,lindaxuewei,kandaowozheiyanglangbeinimanyile?”

tashuangyantonghong,manyanhendubugandidengzhewo。

“jiuyinweiwohetianqigeguanxihao,nijiuyaokuxinjilvhaiwo,gaowodezhuang?”

“nihaokepa!xianzaikanjianwozheiyang,nimanyilema?ruguomanyile,ninengbunenggaotaiguishou,fangguowo!”

zhouweiweizhedetongxuetingzhetazheihua,daoxilekouliangqi,muguangzaiwoliangshenshangkanlaikanqu。

sanliangyituanqieqiesiyuqilai。