第5章
tadezheijuhuayezaiwuxingzhongtixingdaoleqitaren。
原来如此！
zheigejiahuojiatingkunnan，genbenmaibuqiemoguoshitujian！fangzheshijigeziranxiemoguoshibuxuan，xuanleyigedongwuxi！
xiangdaozheili，zhongrenzaikanxiangqilinshidemuguang，jiuduolejifentongqingdeweidao。
duiyuqilin，tamenshizaibuzhidaogaishuokelian，haishisha。
dengqilinzhouzhemeitouzaiyiciguanbilexitongmianban，kandaozhongrenneifuzadeyanshenhou，zhishidandandeshuoleju。
“emoguoshitujianwohaishikanguode！”
开玩笑！
younagechangshijinruemokongjianderenhuibukanemoguoshitujian？
youqishizaitabamailejialiweiyideyitaofangzizhihou，neibenemoguoshitujianjiuchengletaweiyideyibenkewaiduwule，tashenzhikeyizuodaodaobeiruliu！
yezhengshiruci，tacaiwubidekending，zaiemoguoshitujianzhong，jueduimeiyouxuanwuguoshidecunzai！
xuanwuguoshideteshushuxing：weiyi，yezhengshilezheiyidian。
zaizheigeshijiezhong，yongyouxiangtongguoshiderenbujiqishu，danshixuanwuguoshi，jinciyijia，juewufendian！
“neiniweishenmebuxuanzeziranxiemoguoshi？”
hongfashaonvwaizhenaodaihaoqidewendao。
liweizhidengrenyekanxiangleqilin，dengdaizhetadedaan。
“yinwei......zheikeemoguoshibuzaiemoguoshitujiandejiluzhinei，woxiangkankanzheidaodishishenmeemoguoshi！”qilinrushihuidadao。
“就因为这个？！”
yenanguaizhongrenzheimejingya，emoguoshitujianshiqianbeimenbianxiede，loudiaoyilianggeyeshuzhengchang，jiuyinweihaoqixinerfangqileziranxi，xuanzelesanxizhongzuiruodedongwuxi，zheishizaishi......
太特么傻了！
linglanshijingshenliceshidating，bangongshinei。
linxuefengkansibaiwuliaolaidetangzaibangongyishang，qiaozheerlangtui，danshicongtashibushihuitianyixiazuichun，miaoyiyanemozhimenzheixiejudong，jiukeyikanchu，zaidengdaideguochengzhongtayijingjibukenaile。
da！da！da！da！da......
qiangshangguazhedelaojiushizhongyixiayixiadezouzhe，shijianyimiaoyimiaodeliushi。
turan，kongqizaicichanshenglianyi，yizhenbodongcongdatingdeweizhikuosanmanyan。
“回来了！”
linxuefengtengdeyixiazhanleqilai，bayipangdadundetanghaotianheleyitiao。
hexianqianyiyangdechangjing，yidaoliefengchuxianzaidatingdezhongjian。
yige，liangge......
zaierrenjinzhangdezhushixia，qilinzhongyuhuanbuzouchuleemozhimen。
“qilina......a......a......”
linxuefengxiaohehedeshangqiandazhaohu，queturanchengledashetou。
tasisidingzheqilin，manliandebukesiyi。
“zhei......zhei......azheishi......”
tashenchudeshouzhiyinweijidongyouxieqingweidezhandou，zhizheqilindeshenkaiyouwozhudeyoushou。zuiliyeyixiajiebaqilai，bielebantianyemeinengbahoumiandehuashuowan。
“武装色霸气！？”
beilinxuefengxiyinlezhuyilidetanghaotian，zoushangqianlaifaxianlezheilingrenzhenjingdeyimu，jingyachusheng。
“adui！wuzhuangsebaqi！”
linxuefengzhongyubazheijuhuashuolechulai，gangcaichadianmeibazijibiesi！
“什么？！”
“bukeneng！zenmehuishiwuzhuangsebaqi！neikeshitizhi100yishangcaiyoukenengjuexingdenenglia！”yangtiandiyigefanyingguolai，lianshangxiemanlewobuxiangxin。
xianqianzouchulaidejirenbeizheiyijujinghuzhenjingdaole，yixiazidouweileguolai。
然后。
suoyourendoudengdaleshuangyan，buyueertongdetaishouroulerouzijideyanjing，ranhoushigengjiadezhenjing。
“**！womeizuomengba？”
“miaolegemide！zheihaisuanrenma？”
suoyourendefanyinggenzhiqianlinxuefengyiyang，quandoumengbile。
ercike，zuoweidiyigeyouxingtiyandaozhenjingmengbifuwulinxuefengyijinghuiguoshenle。
suiranshuohuahaishiyouxiejieba......
“qi......qi......qilina！ni......ni......nidao......dao......daodixuanle......xuanle......shenme......”
“nidaodixuanleshenmeemoguoshia？！”
dandanshitingtashuohua，yipangdetanghaotianjiubeibiedebuqing，budeyiqiangxianbahuashuowan。
suoyourendemuguangdoukanxiangleqilin。
yitongcongemokongjianchulaidewuren，suirandouzhidaoqilinxuanzedeshiyikedongwuxiemoguoshi，quebuzhidaojutishishenmedongwu。
“nandaoshiyuanguzhong·konglongguoshi？！”
wurenzhongyigegetoubugaodexiaopangzijingyachusheng，qilinyixijidetajiaozhangyoucai，xuanzedeemoguoshishiyikedongwuxi·niaoniaoguoshi。
“konglongguoshi？zhendeyouneizhongdongxicunzaima？”
“neishidangran！wogejiuzainuokechengdudaxue，jushuotamenxuexiaojiuyouyiweitiancai，jiushidongwuxi·yuanguzhong·konglongguoshidenenglizhe！”
shuodaozheili，zhangyoucaibuzijuedebashengyinbagaolejigefenbei，haoxiangneigekonglongguoshidenenglizhe，jiushitadeqingege。
“nandaozhendeshiyuanguzhong？！”
linxuefengdaduanlezhangyoucaidehua，zhongyubuzaijieba，zhigougoudekanxiangqilin。
“qilin，ni......daodixuanzeleyikeguoshi？zaiemokongjianyoufashengleshenme？”
zaozaiqilinzouchuemokongjiandeneiyike，tajiuyuliaodaolehuiyouzheimeyizhongqingkuang，yezaojiuxianghaoleyingduidebanfa。
“linxiaozhang，shiqingshizheiyangde......”
tabaemokongjianneideqingkuangdoushuoleyibian，dangranhenduoshiqing，shizhenshijiazhiyoutazijizhidao。
bijing，xitongzheizhongshibuhuiyoudiergerenzhidao。
“yuanlaishizheiyang！suoyi，nixuanzedezheikedongwuxiemoguoshi，sanfazheheqitaemoguoshibuyiyangdeqixi，niyinweihaoqi，suoyijiuxuanzelezheige......zheigedongwuxi·yuyuguoshi？”
“是的！”
tingwanqilindejiangshu，linxuefengdexinsuanshichedichenlexialai。
tatanlekouqi，yuqiyebiandedichen，“qilina，ni......ai，suanle，kenengshinimeijiechuguoziranxiemoguoshinenglizhe，buranjiubuhuiyouzheigexuanze，zheiyeguaiwo，xianqianmeixiangdaozheidian。”
tazhiqianmeigaosuqilin。ziranxinenglizheyouyigebugyiyangdenengli，jiaozuoyuansuhua。
tamenkeyibashoubeibianchengyituanhuo，bajianbangbianchengyishuguang...
zhiyaotabuxiangrangnipengta，nijiuyongyuanpengbudaotadeshenti。
keyimianyiyiqiewuligongji！
danshixianzai，yiqiedouwanle。
linxuefengzhongzhongtanlekouqi：
“suanle，nidezheigexuanzeyebingbushimeiyouhaochu，tizhizhijietupodaole100dian，bingqiechenggongjuexingwuzhuangsebaqi，zheiyezugounimianshijinrujingdoudaxuele！”
shuodaozheili，linxuefengcaixiangqileshenme，zhuanerduiqitawurenshuodao：
“youjianshinimenkenenghaibuzhidao，shangmianyijingjichulejuece，congjinnianqi，didoudaxuederuxuebiaozhunjiangzuochugaibian，zhiyouziranxiemoguoshinenglizhe，huozhexiangqilinzheiyangjuexinglebaqidexuesheng，caikeyimianshiruxue！
zhiyuqitaliangxidenenglizhema，zheige......qitaxuexiaoyeshihenhaodea！buyaohuixin！shiba！shijinzi，zainalidouhuifaguangde！”