第六章白猫拽伤
tangyujiashouzhongdemaohenguaiqiao,beitabaozheyidongbudong。
maodeyansexuebaixuebaide,xiangdangdepiaoliang,yishuangyanjingtoumingqingliang。
danwokanzhezheizhimao,quexinlifamao,zheizhimaodeyanjingquezaiyizhidingzhewo,shenzhiyizhabuzha。
maodeyanjingkeyitongling,nandaowoshenshangyoushenme?beimaodingdejiule,buzhibujuede,wojibeifaliang。
“nizenmezheimesong?zheidiandanliang,shuishenmexiongzhai,gundanhuijiazhongdihaole,miandediurenxianyan!”tangyujiaxixuedekanzhewo。
“nishizenmezuanjinwochelide?”worenbuzhuwen。
buzhidaoshibushiwoyuqitaizhongle,wohuayingangluo,neizhibaimaojiufachujianruidejiaosheng。
jiuzheiyisheng,woganjuezijideermoxiangshiyaobeizhenchuanside,weixieganshizu。
maozhuazichaozhewodeshoubeishangzhualeguolai,zheimaodefanyingsuduhenkuai。
wobishanbuji,shoushangbeihenhendezhualeyidaoxuehen。
“哎呦!”
wojiaoleyishengjiangshouchoulehuilai,turanwofaxianwoyuelaiyuebulejiezheigenvren。
yeyuelaiyuetaoyanwomianqianzheigenvren,tangyujia!
“xiache!wodeshiqinglunbudaoniguan,gun!”
woshenshoujianghouchemenzhuaikai,zhuaizhetangyujia,yaobatasaidaochewaimianquwoduizheigenvrenshizhenexin,fangandeqingxuyeyuelaiyueqiang。
duiwozheizhongjudong,tangyujiayebunaohuo,gegedelengxiaozhe:“nihuihouhuide,zheishiwodeshoujihao,dengnihouhuilejiwodazheigedianhua。”
“suishihuanyingnidadianhuahuilai!”
日了狗!
woganjuezijidexinzangpengpengditiaodelihai。
henhendezailianshangchouleliangbazhang,tingtengde。
tangyujiaxialechezhihouhaijiwopaolegefeiwen:“bye,bye!”
“滚蛋!”
woliaoxiayijuhua,meizaiduoshuo,kaizhechehuiledianpu。
kanlaiwodezhongxinchayixia,libaozhongneijianwuzidaodiyoushenmetebiededifang。
tongshixiangbanfakankannengbunenglianxidaowoshifu。
yiqianwoduiwoshifudeshenfenconglaimeiyouhuaiyiguo,danjiujintiandeshiqingfashenglezhihou。
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diannaoyijinghenjiumeiyoudakaiguole,shangmianluoleyicenghui,woquzhaomobu,xiangbazheicenghuicayica。
ganggangdaolepangbianneijianwuzi,bamobuquguolai,haimeilaidejiqucazhujixiangshangdehui,wojiukandaozaineigejiaoluoli......
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kanzheigenyan,youjifenxiangnvrenchoudeneizhongjiaozi。
suiranhewozhiqianyudaodeneigenyanbutaiyiyang,danshizheigenyandezhongxinbuwei,yanzuiguolvdeweizhiyetongyangyouyigexiaohongdian。
woxiangchudianyiyang,bashouchoulehuilai。
daodishishei?zuozheizhongwuliaodeshiqing?
zheigenyanyoudaodiyiyuzheshenme?
weishenmefeiyaobangshangyigenzhitiaofangzaiwodejiali?
duiyuzheiyiqiewoyiwusuozhi,zhibuguozheiyikewojizhengdenaodaidouyaodale,shijingdepailepainaomen。
我有种想吐的感觉!
yulepianke,wohaishijiangneigenyannalechulai!
nandaoshitangyujiazuode,tabushishuolema?haihuidadianhuaqiutade。
kendingshizheiedudenvrenzaigaogui,wodoukuaifansi。
wojiangneigenyan,shunshouyaodiujinpangbiandelajitongli。
dangezhelajitongyikan,jiuzheichaneidegongfu,woweiliyizhenfanteng。
mao,lajitongliquanbudoushimao!
zheixiemaoshiduijizaiyiqi,lajitongliyijingbeiyanyanshishidesaimanle,lingrenzuooudeweidaozaikongqizhongmiman。
“呕!”
worenbuzhu,weibuyizhenfanteng,dunzaidishangjiuyizhenkuangtu。
zheiyitu,ganghaoyigehuanweigongrenzouleguolai。
tajianwotuleyidi,dunshimadao:“nizheirenzenmehuishi?haijiangbujiangweisheng?”
“lajitongjiuzaineili,niguyiwangzheilushangtu,nandaonijialijiumeiyoulaoren?”
“yidiandaodexindoumeiyou,kuinizhangdehairenmogouyangde!”
woyijingbeilajitonglideqingkuangexinhuaile。
zheihuanweigongbuzhidaolimiandaodishishenmeyangzide,ruguotazhidaole,woxiangtabachengyehuitu。
yushiwoshijingdezhilezhilajitong。
huanweigongzhoulezhoumei,gumozheyezhengzaicaiwoxiangbiaodashenme。
yushitazouguolai,qingqingjianggaizidakai。
yigusuanchouweiconglimianmaochulai,woyoushiyizhenexin,ganjuechiguodedongxidoukuaiyaotukongle。
danneihuanweigongqueyoukaikoushuoleyiju:“shenjingbing,nitule,nizijishoushi,youmaobing!”
huanweigongjingranmeiyourenheyiyangdebiaoxian。
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shenshendexilekouqi,wolangbeidepadaowuli,naqishouji,kanzhezhuoshangdeneigehaoma。
zheigedianhuadahaishibuda?
daguoqu,wotiedingyaodiuren,yijingbuzhiyicibeitangyujiaqiaobuqile。
danruobudazheigedianhua,tianzhidaohaihuifashengshenme。
kewozhendehenxianggaoqingchu,zheiyiqiejiujingzenmehuishi。
dongdongdongdong,zheishifangmenyoubeiqiaoxiang!
louxiachuanlailelibaozhongdeshengyin:“maxiansheng?zailoushangma?”
“nizhiqiandayingwodejintianhaihuiqude,woxianzaibadongxidoubanchulaile,nikannishenmeshijianguoqu?”
“haixuyaowozuoshenme?”
libaozhongzheigewangbadan,tajuranhaiyoulianlaizhaowo。
jiuzheiyiyedeshijianfashengletaiduodeguaishi,jiushiyinweitadefangzierqide。
xianzaitajuranhaiwenwoqubuqutaneilizhu?
wonuqichongchongdewanglouxiazouqu,gangyidaotashenbian,wojiuyibazhuazhuletadeyilingzi,batawangqiangshangtuilejixia:“nigaosuwo,nineizhaizilidaodiyoushenme?niyoujiujingshishei?nizaishua,shenmeyinmouguiji?”
beiwozheimezhuazhe,libaozhonghedelianlianbaishou:“wozhendeshenmedoumeizuo,maxiansheng,nizenmebuxiangxinwo?wokeyifashi,zhende,woshenmedoubuzhidao!”
shenmedoubuzhidao?zheijuhuawotingnile,rangwofanzaobuyi。
takanshangqutingzhuangshuode,dandanzihenxiao,beiwozheimetuizhezhuangdaoqiangshang,zhizhiwuwulebantian,meibiechuyigezi。
tadezheifutaiduyetongyangrangwoexin,zheijiushigesongbao,tazenmebiwohaiwonang?yuexiangwoyueshishengqi?