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我家上新闻了。

意外火灾后,

yinanyinvluozhepachuchuanghuhujiu,

qinqipengyoudouzaiwenneiliangrenshibushiwohewolaogong,

dan,neifenmingshiwobiaojiea!

......

renchuxinwenshangdeluonanluonvshiwolaogonghebiaojiehou,

wofanshoujiuzhuanfadaojiazuqun。

@gugu:“gugu,xinwenlineigekeshibiaojie,xianzaigujizaiyiyuanni,nihaibuqukankanta?”

youqinqiyanjianrenchu:“xiaoxi,neibushinijiama?sisizenmehuizainijia?”

gugubufenqinghongzaobaidefaletiaoyuyin:

“duia,nizenmepianwonverqulenijia?gebineinanrenshinilaogongba?shibushiniguyifanghuohaitamen!”

wonujifanxiao,jianpanbeiwoqiaode“papa”zuoxiang:

“shiyashiya,woteyiqingjiabatazhuadaowowulilai,ranhoubatahewolaogongdeyifubaguangzaifangyibahuo,rangtamenshangxinwen。”

zheihuawozijifawandoujuedelipu。

qunlidunshiyaquewusheng,danyigegedoushirenjing,nalipinbuchuwozheishuodeshifanhua。

wobiaomeigongsigenwohenjin,jingchangyuewoyiqichifan,tashishichengqing:

“qingjiezhongwugenwoyiqichidefan,neixinwenmingmingbaibaixiezhe12dianbanni,qingjienayouneishijianhuiqu。”

zheixiadajiadouzuoyijuyouyiyandedahua,zhudayigekouwuzhelan:

“neisisiheqingqingdelaogong......”

“haishangxinwenle,zheizhenshidiusigerenle。”

wogujigugucikezhengzaipingmuhoumianbahoucaoyadouyaoyaosuile。

dantafangfojiushizhidabudaodexiaoqiang,jiqingkaimai:

“shenqing!nizheishizaiwumiewodenver,niganbugangenwoyiqiquyiyuangentaduizhi?”

wa,haohoudelianpi、haodadekouqi。

congweijianguoyourenhuizhuizhebierenyaodaliande。

wolianmangdaying:“kendinghaoa。biedeqinqipengyouxiangbiyehendanxinsisiba,yaobuyiqigenwoqukankantaba。”

zheizhonghaoxi,dangranduorencairenao。

woneibangqinqi,bangrendeshibuzuo,sunrendeshilaojijile,fenfenzaiqunliyingxia。

jiuzheiyang,womenyidabangrenhaohaodangdangdeqianwangyiyuan。

xunwenhushihou,womenchenggongzhaodaolebingfang。

linjinmenkou,wojiutingdaiwolaogongxuhaohebiaojiehesisiniwaideshengyin:

“yihuiruguobiaomeilaikanwomenzenmeban,tahuibuhuidawoa?”

“biepasisi,neigeponiangbugandanide。”

“erqietashibuhuixiadandemuji,chulewomeirenhuiyaota,tanagangenwoheng!”

woniejinquantou,zhijuedeweiliyongshangyizhenzhendeexin。

zhijietuimenjinqu,limianneiliangrenshunjianmianlujingya。

suihou,xuhaolianheidexiangguodi。

duiwoyidunzhize:“suranqing,nidaizheimeduorenguolaiganma?nilaogongchadianbeishaosile,haibulaizhaoguwo。”

hesisiyezhuangruokeliandemaidaoguguhuaili:“mami!hesibaobaolewuwu,chadianyiweizaiyejianbudaonigenbabile。”

dui,wozheigebiaojieshuohuajiushizheimeexin,

dantajialirenyifujianguanbuguaideyangzi,haichongtachongdeyaosi。

hesisizheishiyanzhuzitiliutiliudewangwoshenshangdazhuan:

“mami,zenmenigenqingqingbiaomeidaizhezheimeduoqinqiguolaiya,kehehuaibaobaole,baobaodouxiuxibuhaole。”

gugujianzhiyaoxintengsi,lianmangmomohesisidetouanwei:

“meishi,sisibaobaobupa。shinineiqingqingbiaomeixiangwumienigentalaogongyouyitui,caizheiyangde。”

“womenzaizheigentashuoqingchujiumeishile。”

wozheiguguyizhijuedewobiaojieshineizhongqingchunyunv,

jibianyiqianwomendangchangzhuabaotabeiyigeyouqianlaotoubaoyang。

她妈也死活不认,

woyebuzhidaotanalaizheimeqiangdexinniangan。

但我可不惯着她,

wozhijiefanchuxinwen——diankaitagenwolaogongdalemasaikedezhaopian,

zoushangqianwenta:“niweishenmehuibuchuanyifuchuxianzaiwojia?”

hesisishabaizhelian,meiliaodaowozheimebujitamianzi。

doudadeleizhuzishuodiaojiudiao:“wozhishiyougongzuoshangdeshiqingxiangwenxiabiaomeifu。”

xuhaoyibadadiaowodeshouji,

manshibunaifan:“niyoubinga!suranqing,wojinilianle?zheilizheimeduorennidakaizheizhaopianganshenme!nichongzhesisiquganma?”

hesisiyoulaichayizui:“biaomeifu,biezheimexiongduiqingqingbiaomeima,tayeshiguanxinwomeneryi。”

wokanzhedishangsuidiaodeshoujipingmu,zhijuedexueqishangyong,nuqiheshiwangjihuyaojiefantianlinggai。