“laoniu，shenmeqingkuang？”
“youheixinganderenzaifazainancai。”niuyaoyaozheyagenhenshengdao，“gukoubeixianchengjigedajiazulianshoubazhanle，xiangyaojingubixuyigerentoujiaowujinkouliang，chugushisuolieliewubixushangjiaoyiban。beiduzaizheilidezheixieren，doushizanmenfujincunzhenderen。re，zhangjiacunderenbizanmenzaodaoyitian，haizaineibiandengzheni。”
zhongrenshunzheniuyaoshouzhidefangxiangkanqu，guorankandaoyidaqunzhangjiacunderen。liangcunxianglin，daduodourenshi。
niuyaojiezhedao：“tamencunlailejiushihaoren，xiangyaojingubixujiaosibaiwushijinkouliang，keshitamenmeigerencaidailesantiandekouliang，jiaqilaihaibudaosanbaijin，najiaodechusibaiwushijin。”
“qiyoucili，zheibushimingqiangma？haiyoumeiyoutianliwangfale？”
“heisenlinyoubushitamenjiadeliechang，pingshenmeshouzherukouburangjin？”
“zheimeduorenhaipaququjigejiazu？yirenyikoutuomoyebatamenyansile。”
zhongrentingwanwubuemaoqingjinyifentianying，youjigexingzigangliede，shenzhiluqixiuzijiuyaoqianquzhaorenlilun，dandoubeiniuyaohechilanlexialai。
zhangxiaozuyishidengyuanleyanzhuzi，nubukee。
liujiacunminfengchunpo，cunminjieyiqianxunheshanweimeide，zhangxiaozuzixiaodaodashenshouxuntao，guerzailaocunzhangdedundunjiaodaoxia，tanengqingsongfangxiaduishengshenfumudeyiqizhihen。keweishixintianjieshantu，bujiaoezhagen。eryanxiasuojiansuoting，duita“hemuyoushan”desixianglinianzaochenglejidadechongji，guernubukee。
buguo，zhangxiaozunu，danbuzao。tayixiangjinjicunzhangyeyedejiaodao，yushiqiemojizao，dingyaosansierhouxing，yushishanbengyumianqianyuyaolengjing。suoyitayazhexinzhongdefennu，lengjingdikanxianggukou，yifanguanchaxialai，tabuyouzhouqilemeitou。
cunzhangyeyecengshuoguoyijuhua：bieguanshizhenglihaishiwaili，cunzaijiweidaoli。
zhangxiaozujuedeyanxiadexingshizhengshiruci。
jiranjidajiazubazhanlegukouyichengshishi，neimetacunzaidedaolishishenme？daanhenjiandan，jidajiazuyoubujuzhongnudeqiangdashili。xiangyaotongguoshuanglonggoujinheisenlin，yaomeguaiguaidishangjiaokouliang，yaomeyoubijidajiazugengqiangdadeshili，ertamenzheiququsanshirenxianranbujubeizheidengshili。
xiangmingbaihou，zhangxiaozushensuomeitou，xinzhixiangyaojinheisenlinkongpabudebuqufuyujidajiazude**，guaiguaijiaoshangkouliang。haozaitamendaidekouliangduo，zushujiaolezhihouhaiyoubushaoshengyu，buzhiyujinleheisenlinhouyaoezheduzidalie。
chucizhiwai，zhangxiaozuxinzhonghaiyouyixiebuan。gangcaiyifanguanchaxialai，taqiaojianxinanfangxiangyouyihuoren，yueyouliuqishiren，jieshishengmiankong，buzhidaoshinagecunzide。shuangfangbuxiangshi，kezheihuorenquepinfandikanxiangtamenzheibian，tongshixianghujianjiaotoujieermiyuzheshenme，qiemianluxiongxiang，siyoubushan。
zhangxiaozuxiayishidiwuzhuxuanzaiyaojiandeganliangdai，xinzhonggedengyitiao，dangjizhidaozijiweihebuanle。
pifuwuzui，huaibiqizui。
tamenyaojiangugunangnangdeganliangdaijiushizhaozuidebia。
yishidaoweixian，zhangxiaozubennengdiyishouwuzhuganliangdai，yishouwozhuleliedaodaobing，yanjingdingzhexinanfangxiangneihuoren，huxibuyoudijicuqilai，jinzhangwanfen，haosixiayikeneihuorenjiuhuipushaguolai。
“ruguotamenpushaguolaiqiangqiangzenmeban？”zhangxiaozuxinzhongziwen。
“tamenderenshushiwomendeliangbeizhiduo，ruoshidaqilai，womenmeiyoushengsuan。”
“womenkeyirangchuyibufenganliang，hetamenwoshouyanhe。”
“buxing！ruoshiruci，qitacunderenjiuhuirenweiwomenruanruohaoqifu，quandouhuilaiqiangwomendeganliang。”
“ruoyourenlaiqiang，weiyouyizhan！”
zhangxiaozuguluyanlekoutuomo，zhijuekouganshezao，wodaodeyoushoujingbushoukongzhidizhandouqilai。tazaihaipa，yinweitafaxianruoshizhendaqilai，tabingbuganbashouzhongdedaokanzairenshenshang，neishizaishitaikongbule。
“xiaozu——xiaozu——nifashenmelengni？zenme，neibianyounirenshideren？”niudawahuanleliangshengzhangxiaozu，faxianzhangxiaozuzhengzaidingzhebuyuanchuyiqunrenfaleng，biantuiletayiba。
“a？”zhangxiaozuyishimeifanyingguolai。
“ashenmea，kuaizouba，zaibuzoujiudiaoduile。”niudawameihaoqididenglezhangxiaozuyiyan，youjianzhangxiaozuyilianmihu，haosigangshuixing，wanquanbuzhidaoyaoganma，bianzhuazhutadegebo，zhuaizhezhangxiaozuwangyigefangxiangzouqu，tongshishuodao：“anjialaozihelishushangyihoujuedingfenyixieganliangjizhangjiacunderen，zanmenliangcunrendahuo，yiqijinheisenlin。zanmencaisanshikouren，queshishitaishaole，hezhangjiacunderendahuo，zheixiajiusuanyudaolaohuheixiazineizhongdajiahuoyenenggaoyigaole。wei，anshuonixiaoziganjindaqijingshen，kebunengbeizhangjiacunneijigegangchengniandexiaozixiaoqiaole。”
tingniudawazheimeyijiang，zhangxiaozucaibagangcaizoushenshifashengdeshibuquan，taitouwangqiankanqu，faxianniuyaodengrenyijingdaolezhangjiacunneibian，bingqiesihuyijingshuochuledahuodejihua，zhijianzhangjiacuncunminlianshangchourongjinqu，gegehuantianxidi。
lianggecunderenhezaiyiqi，yibaiershihaoren，dunshichenglegukouqianzuidadeyizhiduiwu。
zhangxiaozubuyoudiyanqianyiliang，faxiantagangcaidanxindeshijiuzheimeqingsongdijiejuele。ruciyilai，jilalonglezhangjiacunderen，youzhuangdaleduiwushili，baoquanzishenbubeiqifu，shishiyijianshuangdiao。
“zhangzheguorandouyoudazhihui！”zhangxiaozuxinzhongduiniuyaohelidashanshenshiqinpei，juedezijiyaoxuededongxishizaitaiduole。
xinzhongshitouluodi，zhangxiaozudunshizhangshuyikouqi，zhenggerendouqingsongqilai。qiaoqiaodibashouxindehanzaikuzishangcengleceng，pabeiniudawazhidaohouxiaohua。keshixianglexiang，youbagangcaizijisuodanxindeshiwenlechulai，taxiangzhidaoniudawahuizenmeban。
niudawazouzaiqianmian，tingjianzhangxiaozudewenti，zhangkoujiudadao：“zheiniantouliangshijiushiming，ruoyourenqiangzanmendeliangshi，bianheshazanmenwuyi，zishisizhandaodi。”
“niganbashouzhongdeliedaokanxiangyigedahuorenma？”zhangxiaozuyouwen。
niudawatuditingxiajiaobu，ditoukanzhedimian，chenmoyihuihoucaiyouyoutandao：“benshibugande，kebixugan，fouzeliujiacundelaoshaoyemenjiudequanbuesi。huoxuganyubugan，zheibianshichengrenyuhaizidequbieba。chengrendezerenyudandang，zheshishizhonglexie，turanjiashen，yaderenyouxiechuanbuguoqi。”
zhangxiaozuwangzheniudawadebeiying，shensefazheng，tacongweixiangguoniudawajingnengshuochuzheiyangyifanfuyouzhelidehua，zheihaishitarenshideneigeshadagetiehanhanma？
“fengxiaoxiao，yusese，qietaitou，qietingxiong，dabuxiangqianmohuitou。shangdaoshan，xiahuohai，yiqugaogezuojiuyao。qiemopa，qieqianxing，wuzihengdaowuzikuang，bujushenlaibujumo——”niudawahengqidiaoer，dabuwangqianzouqu。
shouniudawakengqiangyoulidediaoerganran，zhangxiaozuzhijuerexueshangyong，shouwodaobing，weneryouli，zaiwuyisizhandou，zuijiaobuyoudigouqiyimoxiaorong，xindao：“laiba，shuyuwodezerenyudandang，zongyouqianjinzhizhong，woyewujuyi。”
jiaoxiayibumaichu，shenxingsihugaodaleyijie，sishituiquleshiliusuiqiandezhinenjiasuo，zhenzhengdizhangdale。
dangniudawahezhangxiaozuganhuidabuduishi，liangcundelingduidouyijingshangliangchulejihua，zhunbeibasuoyourendeganliangguilongdaoyiqi，ranhouxuanchuzuichadeshangjiao，shengxiadezaianrentoupingjunfenpei。
zhangjiacunderendouyouxieniunielianhong，yinweitamenjuedezijizhanleliujiacunrentiandadebianyi。erdangliangcunrenyicibaxiedaideshiwunachulaishi，zhangjiacunrenyujiaxiusao，shenzhiyouxiewudizirong，yinweitamendaidedoushiyixienanyixiayandeyingbingayingmozhileide，shenzhiyouxiedoufameile，erliujiacunrendaideganwunachulaidouxiangpenpende，yikanjiuzhidaoshigangzuobujiude。
“zhangjiacundedoujilaozitinghaole。”zhangjiacundelingduizhangdaqiangturanchaozijiacunderenhanleqilai，“zanmenzhanlerenjiaduodabianyi，xiangbimeigerenxinlidouyoushule，laozibuzhidaonimenxianzaishishenmexinqing，fanzhenglaozishisaodexiangzhaogelaoshudongzuanjinqu。zoubiantianxiadoumeiyoubaizhanbianyidedaoli，kuishazanyebunengkuixin，suoyiwojueding，jinheisenlinbudaodeliewusiliufen，zanmensi，liujiacundexiongdiliu，butongyidelikemashangnashangnidedongxigundan。”
zhangjiacundelaoshaoyemenyedoushishichengren，fenfenshuozhanleliujiacunxiongdilaodadebianyi，douzantongzhangdaqiangdejueding。
“xiongdimen，jianwaile，jianwaile。”niuyaolianlianbaishou，dao：“zanmenliangcunzhigejilidi，huxiangzhigenzhidi，zhidaogeweixiongdidoushishichengren，zheicaiguolaihenimendahuode。nimencuncundarenduo，erwomencuncunxiaorenshao，siliufenshizaibuheshi。yiwokanburuzheiyang，ruoshishouhuopofeng，neijiusiliufen，buguoshiwomensinimenliu，ruoshishouhuoyiban，zanmenjiuwuwufen，fanzhengjiushiyigemude，zanmentongxinxielibazheizainianaoguoqu。nimenruoshijuedeqianlezanmenliujiacundeqing，neijiudengaoguozainianzaihai。xianshuohaole，daoshihouwomenkejiubuhuizaituirangle，nimenhaiduoshaowomendouzhaodanquanshou。haha——”
“haoxiongdi，zheifenqingzhangjiacunderenjixiale，taribiyouhoubao。”zhangdaqiangzhongzhongpailepainiuyaodejianbang，tameizaijiaoqingzuozuo，yinweiniuyaoshuodedoushidashihua。
“doubielengzhe，ganliangfangxiadequandouquwaimianweihao，fangzhiyourenlaiqiang。wogangcaiculvekanleyiquan，faxianyoubushaoburenshideshengmiankongni。guhuashuodehao，zuozeizhixinbukeyou，fangzeizhixinbukewua。”niuyaofenfudao。
tazheimeyishuo，suoyourendoubuyoudijinzhangqilai。rujinmeiyikouliangshikedouguanhuzhetamenquancunlaoxiaodexingming，kerongbudebandianmahu。
zhangxiaozuheniudawacongcongfangxiaganliangjiuzuanchulerenqun，zhandaozuiwaiwei，jingtididaliangqisizhou，ganjuekansheidouxiangqiangdao。
“hei，wazi，xiaozu，nimenlianggeyelaila！”yigeheishouxiaozitudiconghoumiancuanchu，yishoulanzhuzhangxiaozudebozi，yishoulanzhuniudawadebozi，gaoxingdihetamenerrendazhaohudao。
“wojiuzhidaotamenlianggekendinghuilai。”
“这下热闹了。”
heishouxiaozishenhouhaiyoujigenianlingyibandadexiaozi，jiandaozhangxiaozuheniudawahouxiandehengaoxing。
zhangxiaozuheniudawabeiheishouxiaoziheleyitiao，huitouyikan，dunshiliezuilele。renbuzhuzaiheishouxiaozixiongqianchuileyiquan，xiaomadao：“chouxiaozi，nimenjigegangcaiqunale？woliangzhuanleyiquanyemeiqiaojiannimendeyingzi，haiyiweinimenmeilaini。”
zheijigexiaozidoushizhangjiacunde，hezhangxiaozuerrenyibannianling，doushijinniangangjuxingchengrenlide。pingrilijingchangzaiyiqiwanshua，xiahemoyushangshutaoniaode，shudehen。
heishouxiaozimingjiaozhangdezhuang，yu“zhangdezhuang”xieyin，talaoziqipantazhangdexiongzhuangweiwu，kezheixiaozihaosishitianshangpaixialaiguyihetalaoziduizhegande，congxiaodaodajiyayuroumeishaochi，kejiushiguangchibuzhangbiao，heishouheishoude，chadianmeibatalaoziqichubinglai。yeshiyinci，ta“shouhou”dewaihaokeweixiangchefangyuanjili。
“nimenjinercailai，zhenkexi，cuoguoyichanghaoxi。”zhangdezhuangyaotouwanxidao。
好戏！？
tingdaozheiliangzi，niudawayuzhangxiaozuyanqianbuyouyiliang！
“shahaoxi？kuaijiangjiang。”
“zeze，nimenlianggeshimeiqiaojiana，zuotianneichangmian，neizhenzhang，jianzhishijingtiandiqiguishen！”shouhouzezechengqi，yaotoubaishou，guzuozitai，diaozhangxiaozuerrendeweikou。
“gunyibianqu！”niudawakebushiyigehaopiqide，yibazhanghukaishouhou，chaolingwaiyirennunuzui，dao：“zhuangyuan，nilaijiang。”
beiniudawadianmingdexiaozimingjiaozhangchutian，rensongwaihao“zhuangyuan”，yintacengzaixianchengyijianxiaosishunianguoyinianbandeshu，nengshierbaiduogezi，shitonglingrenzhongzuiyouxuewende，guerdeciwaihao。
liu、zhangercun，shidaidoushidilibaoshide，shangougoulideqiongbaixing，meijianguodashimian，duizuoxuewendedushurentamenxianmujingpei，keruorangtamentaoqianrangjialidexiaozibugannonghuo，qusishulinianshu，dasitamenyebugan。ershangoulizhangdadexiaozi，zixiaoyeguanle，nanaidezhuxingziyaowenjiaozi。suoyiliangcunderenshishidaidaijibendoushiwenmang，yejiunengxieyixiazijidemingzi。
zhangxiaozuyizhihenpeifuzhangchutian，yinweitabeilaocunzhangnaliushutiaozhengzhengchoudaleyinian，shoujinlekuchujianao，caikankanshideyibailingbagezi，erzhangchutianjingnengshideerbaiduozi，shishilihai。
zhangchutianpingriliyehenxiangshou“zhuangyuan”zheigewaihao，zuilishibushidihuibengliangjuzhihuzheyechulai，chuanzhedabanyedouhenxinxi。jiunacishilaishuoba，tahezhangxiaozudengrendoushiyishencubumayi，youyutianqimenre，zhangxiaozudengrendoujieleliangsangekouzi，tankaixiongtang，toufashenmeyedouluanzaozaode，suibianyongyigenmashengzhazainaohou，ertabutong，tashenshangdeyifupingpingzhengzheng，lianyilvzhezidouzhaobudao，toufayedalidiguanghuashunliu，wangzhangxiaozuzheiqunyexiaozidangzhongyizhan，queshiyouyigudushurendesiwenmoyang。
“keke——”zhuangyuanyishouyanzui，keleliangsheng，qingqingsangzi，youshouxuzhua，sizhualeyikuaijingtangmu，zaimianqianxupaiyixia，zuishangpeilesheng“pa”，suijitiaomeidengmu，henyoujiuguanlishuoshuxianshengdemoyang。
pingrilidajiahuojiuaitingzheijiahuozhuangmozuoyangdijianggushi，yebengguantashidaotingtushuodehaishihuzhoubachede，fanzhengjiushixihuan，jiujuedeteyouweidao。
zhitingzhuangyuanqingyinhedao：“huashuozuoriwushisanke，youshiyucunrenjuyucichu，yuguogujinheisenlinbulie，naihegukoubeixianchengdajiazurenmabalan，xumeirenshangjiaowujinkouliangfangnengjingu，chugushihaiyaoshangjiaoyibanliewu。zhongrenbeilanzaigukou，gannuerbuganyan。shuangfangjiangchishushi，zuizhongyousangecunziderenbaoqifanan，yuqiangchuangrugu。sangecunzijinhuerbairen，shouchiliedaogangchadengwuqi，baoqifanan，jieguobeidajiazuququwurenyupiankejianshadediukuiqijia，aihaobianye。zhandoujihushigangkaishijiujieshu，sancunrenzhansiqige，yuxiaquanshang，wuyirenquanshenertui，erdajiazuneiwurenzhishiyifushangzhanranledianhuicheneryi，nashoudanledan，fangruoganggangwanleyichangyouxi。”
“狗——狗东西！”
niudawadengzheyanzhuzitiaoleqilai，yiliannanyizhixin！