fujinyanzuizhongshenmeyemeishuo，chenmodechifan，yekenengshijianganyanjintianbuyiyang，fanhoutatixingleyiju：“mingtiangebizhenyoudaji，zaoshangshidianhuiyoubanchezaijiashuyuanmenkousongdajiaguoqu。”
shuowanyouxiangqijianganyanxianqicunlituqi，zenmekenengkanshangzheizhongjishi?budengjianganyanhuiying，momodeshoushiwankuaiquxiwan。
jianganyanzuozaihuolubianshangyouxiewusuoshishi，chuangwaitianseyian，gebilinjujiamahaizideshengyinyeqingxichuanlai。
tianheiwaimianleng，suoyourenjibendouwozaijiali。
keshichuleyizhanhunandedengpao，jialimeiyoudianshiluyinji，liangeshouyinjidoumeiyou，zheimezhangdeyewanzenmeguo?
jianganyankanzhefujinyangongzheyaozaianbanqianxiwan，yinweiwulishenglehuoyouxiere，tajiuchuanlejianbaisechenshan，chenshanxizaiyaoli，kuanjianzhaiyaogewaimingxian。
tebieshigongshenxiwanshi，shentixiaofududongzhe，yaobulilianggengmingxian。
看着还是挺养眼。
jianganyanyouxiewuliaodexiangzhe，sixiangzhujianbujiankangqilai，ganjinpailexiaetou，taxianzailianwenbaodoujiejuebule，haizaihusiluanxiangshenme?
waimianyoujiaobusheng，jiezheshigenanrenzaihan：“duizhangzaijiama?”
fujinyanshuaileshuaishoushangdeshui，guoqukaimen，jianganyanyeyouxiehaoqidezhanqilai，jingranhaiyourenlaichuanmen?
shigebizhangyimeiairenwangwengangdaizheqizibaozhehaiziguolai，houmianhaigenzhenvyishengxiaoyan。
wangwengangjinmenjiubutingdechongfujinyandaoxie：“duizhang，duokuinijiuleshanzi，zhenshibuzhidaozaganxiele，zheigehuniangmenzaijialiangehaiziyekanbuhao，hainengranghaiziyezhu。”
zhangyimeizaiyipanggenzhedaoxie：“duizhang，xiexienile。”
fujinyanzhoulezhoumeitou，youxiebuxihuanzheizhongganjue，bijingjiushanziderenshijianganyan，buguanjianganyanpingshizenmeweirenchushi，jintianqueshishitajiulehaizi。
neiganxiederenjiuyinggaishita。
meidengtakaikou，xiaoyanyejieguohuaqu：“shia，jintianshizaitaixiongxianle，yaobushifudagezaijia，shanzizhenshixiongduojishao。”
ranhouyouxiaokanzhezhangyimei：“yaowoshuoya，fudagejiushishanzideguiren，shanziyinggairenfudagedanggandie。”
jianganyanzhanzaiyipangkanzhezheijirenjinlaixiangshimeikanjiantayiyang，tebieshineigexiaoyan，zhongwuneimelengweilemeichuanzhebaichenyi，zheihuieryouchuanlejiantaohongsemaoyi，mahuabiancechuizaijianshang，kanzhedaoshiwenroutianjing。
jiushizheihuashuodegoubiaolibiaoqi。
fujinyanmeitouningdegengjin，tuileyibu，niutoukanzhejianganyan：“zhongwushianyanjiudehaizi，nimenyaoxie，yeshiyinggaiganxieta。”
wangwengangxianranbingbuzhidaoshiqingdezhenxiang，tinglehouyouxiejingya，jianganyanzenmekenengjiuren!
meitianzaijiamarensapo，tamenkeshidoutingjianguo。
buguojiranfujinyanzheimeshuo，wangwengangganjinhuanshangxiaolianchongjianganyandaoxie：“zhenshitaixiexiesaozile，woganghuilaitingwandouheyitiao。”
jianganyandandandepieleyanzhangyimeihexiaoyan：“buyongxie，buguonixifuqueshigouhude，zheimexiaodehaizi，bukanhaohenrongyiqiangdao，jingranhaijiyigehulunganzaochi。”
zhangyimeibianlelianse，lianwangwengangyeyilianganga，taqueshishilaichengxindaoxiede，meixiangdaojianganyanhuizheimeshuo。
rangtazenmeban，zongbunengzhuanshenmaxifuyidun?
xiaoyankanleyanfujinyan，zhouzhemeitoushuodao：“saozi，niyebunengzheimeshuo，nimeishengyangguohaizi，kendingbuzhidaodaihaizinanmianhuiyoushuhudeshihou。”
jianganyanxiaolexiao：“xiaoyishengshengyangguohaizi?”
xiaoyanduiduideshunjianzhanghonglelian：“nihushuoshenme!”
zheigeniandai，nanenggendaguniangkaizheizhongwanxiao。
fujinyanzhishishenshendekanleyanjianganyan，baitianhaijuedetaxiangbianlegeren，xianzaikanlainandaoshizijidecuojue?
zhiqianhujiaomanchanbujiangli，xianzaishideliburaoren，yikaikouneixiaozuibixiaodaozihaifengli。
kepianpiantajingranjuedejianganyanzheicimeizuocuo!
culecumeitou，kanzhewangwengang：“meishi，haizimeishijiuhao，shijianyebuzaole，nimenxianhuiqu。”
zhangyimeiaiyuzhangfuzaibuganzhisheng，ganjinbalinlaideyibudaihetaohongzaofangzaipangbianbandengshang。
xiaoyanbashouliyizhiduanzhedefanhedidaofujinyanmianqian：“fudage，wanshangwobaolejiaozi，gangchuguojiujinizhuangleyixie。”
jianganyanzheihuieryesuanshikanmingbaile，zheigejiaoxiaoyandenvyishengdagaishixihuanfujinyan，zhidaoduifangfuqiganqingbuhe，dasuanjianlouni。
bushishuozheigeniandaisixiangbaoshouma?
kanxiaoyanzheiguniang，sixiangtingkaifanga。
是不要脸的大!
jianganyandingzhexiaoyanshouzhongdefanhekanlejimiao，youtaitouyiweishenzhangdekanleyanfujinyan，lengxiaochusheng，zhuanshenhuiwuhaizhongzhongshuaishangmen。
fujinyanbeijianganyanneiyiyankandemomingxinxu，hengancuidejujuelexiaoyan：“buyongle，womenyijingchiguowanfan，shijianbuzaole，nimenganjinhuiba。”
xiaoyanlianpizaihou，yebuhaoyisizaibafanhediguoqu，hongzheliangenwangwengangfuqilikai。
fujinyanguanshangmen，youkanleyanjinbideliwumen，ganjuemeixinzhangtong，zhuanshenjixuquxiwan。
……
jianganyanbingmeishengqi，zhishixiangexinyixiaxiaoyan，fanzhengtashidasuangenfujinyanlihunde，suoyiyebuhuifanduisheiduifujinyanshihao。
buguojiuzheigexiaoyanbuxing，danchunjiukanbushunyanta。
jianganyanyuanbenyiweizheiyiwanshang，takenenghuishuibuzhe，quemeixiangdaotangxiahouyinweixiangjiananguo，houlaiyoubudebujieshouxianshi。
zhanzhuanjicihou，jingranyijuedaotianliang。
jijiaosheng，haiyourenlairenwangshuohuasheng，rangjianganyanmenglehaoyihuiercaixiangqilai，tayijingchuanyuele。
rouzheyanjingchuanyifuchuqu，fujinyanyijingbuzaiwuli，xiaochuangshangdebeizidiedezhengzhengqiqi。
luhuoshaodezhengwang，shangmianfangzheshuihu，shuihugaishangfangzhefanhe，retengtengdemaozhereqi。
jianganyankanzhemaozhereqilengleyihuiershen，caiqudaoshuixishu。
xiwanlianhuilai，nazhemaojinxiaoxindebafanheduanxialaifangzaizhuoshang。
dakaifanhegai，limianjingranshiyigebaimianmantouyigejidan，fanhebianshanghaiyouyidianxiancaisi。
jianganyanzuotianfanguochuju，zhidaozheigejialimeiyoujidan，ermantoujialiyemeiyou。
suoyi，zaofanshifujinyanqudanweinaleyousonghuilaide，erjialideluhuo，yeshiyinweizuotianzijibuhuishenghuo，tazoushishenghaohuocailikai。
pamantouliangle，hairezailuzishang。
jianganyanconglaibushigejiaoqingderen，zheihuierquejuedeyouxiewoxin。
zaizheigemoshengdeshijie，beiyigerenxixinzhaoguzhe，haishitinggandong。
manyouyoudechizhejidan，dasuanchiwanzaofan，yequkankanfujinyanshuodeneigedaji，yaoganjinrongruzheigedahuanjingzhong……