什么脑回路？
yechunyingcongyipangzoulechulai，lengxiaodao：“jiejiegaibuhuishixiangzhaojihuiquhuiyenanrenba？”
“fuqinshirangnilaizheilizhuoyude，bushirangnilaibaihuaiyefujiafengde！”
tadaoxianzaiyemeiyouxiangmingbaizuoyeyeqingwushizenmetaoguoneiyijiede。
tazaiyeqingwuneilinaowanzhihouzhaodaolebeirendayunrengzaifuwaichoushuigoulideerlaizi，zhidaoerlaizijiumeijindaoneiyuan。
tawenerlaizitashibeisheidayunde，tashuomeikanjian。
yechunyingjuedeerlaizijiushigefeiwu，beirendayunlejuranlianrendoumeiyoukanjian！
tazuoyejiyeqingwuxialeneimelihaidemeiyao，yeqingwuzenmekenenghaofawusun？
yeqingwuzuoyeyidinggendayunerlaizidenanrengouhele，zhishitameiyouzhengju。
tazhisuoyizheimejiqiedixiangyaohuileyeqingwu，shiyinweilinfupailemeirenguofuqiuquyeqingwu。
tashijueduibuyunxuyeqingwujiarende，suoyitayaobayeqingwuhuile，rangyeqingwuzaiyefuzhuoyibeizideyu，zuotadeyaoqianshu！
yeqingwutaijiaojiubachuaidaozaidi：“kaikouyenanren，bikouzhongyenanren，jiunizheiyangde，nanbuchenghainengdaibiaoyefudejiafeng？”
yechunyingqidebuxing，gangxiangrangshiweibangtazouyeqingwu，menfangcongcongpaoguolaijidongdeshengyinfadou：“er**，qinwanglaile！”
“tashuotajiangcongyefude**lixuanyigezuotadewangfei！”
yechunyingjidongdebuxing：“nishuoshenme？qinwangyaoquyefude**zuotadewangfei？”
yefusuiranshizhuoyushijia，zaizhuoyuzheigexingyelishipaideshanghaode。
danshijiusuanshiyefuzhuoyuzailihai，zhuoyuzheigexingyetingzhezaigaoya，neiyeshigeshanghu。
zheixienianlai，yefuxiangfangshefaxiangyaopanfuquangui，danshixiaoguoyizhibuzenmeyang。
yefuzhisuoyirangyeqingwuzhuoyizunjingmeidebaiyuguanyin，yebuguoshiweilepanfuqinwang。
cishiqinwangguofu，haishuoyaoquyefudenverzuowangfei，neijianzhijiushitianshangdiaoxianbing！
menfangkaixindidao：“shide，er**kuaihuiqushuzhuangba！”
yechunyingcishinalihaigudeshangyeqingwu，niutoujiuyuhuifang。
zhishitazoujibuhouyouxiangqiyijianshi，duishiweijiaodai：“songda**huiyufanghaohaozhuoyu，meiyouwodeyunxu，buxutachulai！”
tazhiqianmeizenmebayeqingwufangzaiyanli，yinweiyeqingwuzhengtianzhizhidaozhuoyu，kanqilaidaidaide。
danshirujinlinfusangongziqiuquyeqingwuhou，taturanfaxianyeqingwuqishizhangdejimei，jingshiqingguoqingchengdejuese。
youqishijinrideyeqingwu，taohuayangupanjianlingdongwubi，bihualidemeirenhaiyaohaokan。
yechunyingjiusuanzaibuyuanyichengren，yebudebuchengren，yeqingwubitamei。
youyeqingwuzai，tajuedeqinwangjihubukenengkandeshangta，suoyitabunengrangqinwangjiandaoyeqingwu。
shiweiyingleyisheng，xiongbabadiduiyeqingwudao：“da**，huiquzhuoyuba！fouzexiuguaiwodengbukeqi！”
yeqingwukandaozheiqingjing，bianzhidaoshiweiburangtachumenshiyechunyingdefenfu。
tacishihezheixieshiweimingzheda，juebushimingzhizhiju，takanleyechunyingyiyan，bianhuilezhuoyudefangjian。
yechunyingjiantatinghuaanansongleyikouqi，niutoubianfeikuaidihuifangshuzhuang。
tayibianrangbinvweitashuzhuang，yibianduixumamadao：“mama，nilijiqianrenhuifutongzhifuqinlaibieyuan，jiushuoqinwangyaoquwo。”
tacishilengjingxialaiyixiehoujuedehunjiadashiruomeiyouzhangbeizaichangshizaishibuxiangyangzi。
xumamaxiaoyinyindidao：“er**fangxin，laonuyijingpairenquqinglaoyele。”
“er**yidingyaodabandepiaopiaoliangliangde，rangqinwangweier**qingdao。”