“这酒好好喝哦…”
yunruanruanyikoujiezheyikoudehejiu，yayilesanniandeqingxuzhongyunengshifangkailaile。
她可太不容易了啊…
tahedelianjiahonghong，hedezoulubuwen，hedexiaoyubianchengledayu，haiyouhaojitiao，zaituzhepaopao。
yunruanruanyihuangtou，kandaolechuangwaidetiankong。
tiankongli，takandaolesannianqian，neigeaoyekududeziji。
“yi？zheibushi…neigeshibaxianyunruanma？heiheihei…”
budadeshufangli，yunruanzhengmaitoukudujuben，yibiankanyibiannacaibizuobiji，xiexinde。
“yunruanruan，hefengjunzhu，taihouzuiaidezhinv，congxiaozhuzaihuanggong，chaochengdiyimeiren，zheitiaojianyetaihaoleba？”
“zheimehaodetiaojian，weishenmefeiyaozhaorenanzhu？weishenmeshiaibuchengyaoqugaopohuai？zheishenmebianju，yidianluojidoumeiyou，weilezhujiaoguanghuan，yingshengshengdexiehuaipeijiao，chaping。”
“换做我，我就…”
“dongdongdong”yidaoqiaomenshengchuanlai，yunruanhuiguotou，kandaolejitamaixiaoyedeyule。
“ruanjie，chidiandongxizaikan，buzheji。”
“zheji，wozheishibaxian，haoburongyicengdaoyibuda**，bixuyaojinkuaichuaimojinrujiaosecaixing，dehaohaobawo。”
“ruanjie，nijubenkandezenyangle？”
“kanwanle，zhengzaixiezheigeyunruanruandexinlulicheng，zhenshiyishouhaopaidadexilan，yaohuanzuowo，wokending…”
yidaoguangmangshanguo，liangrenyanqianyibai，zaizhengyandeshihou，jiudaoleshuli。
pazaizhuomianshangdeyunruanruan，youkaileyitanzixinjiu，daheleyikou。
“nishuowodangshizuizenmeneimejianni？dongbudongjiuhuanzuowohuanzuowo，xianzaihaole，zhendehuanle，bieshuoneiretengtengdexiaoyemeilaidejichi，xiaomingdouchadianmeile。chunbaole！”
“砰”
yunruanruanyigeshoubuwen，buxiaoxinshuaileyitanzijiu，jiuliutangleyidi。
tazaijiumianshangdedaoyingli，kandaoleganggangchuanguolaideziji。
juqingdianshang，yunruanruanyijingbashenruizhidezuisile，neitianwanshang，tazhengyaojiezhecikechuangru，shunshouzaileta，jiahuocike。
chuanzheheiyideshenruizhizhangjianyihui，chaozhetadexinendebozikanleguolai。
putongyisheng，yunruanruanguilexialai。
“殿下，我错了！”
yunruanruanlimajinrulekuximoshi，yingyingyingdekuleqilai。
“sandianxia，nianzairuanruannianyouwuzhidefenshang，kanzaitaihoudefenshang，nibieshawo，woyuanyigaiguozixin，zhongxinzuoren！”
“nizenmezhidaoshiwo？”
shenruizhichexiamianjin，liansenankan。
“yinwei…”yunruanruanbaxinyiheng，tadao：“ruanruanainiaidebukeziba，nideqixi，nideshenxing，nizouludaidefeng，woquandourende！nishedeshalezheimeyigezheimeainidenvrenma？”
“……”
“peng”deyisheng，yunruanruanjiangxinnadejiutanzizaleguoqu。
“pei，buyaolian！shenruizhi，zheibizhang，wojixiale，dengwohuidaofengdi…”yunruanruandalegejiuge：“wozhagexiaorenzuzhouni。”
yunruanruanhuanleyitanxinjiu，youyikouyikoudeheqilai。
yueheyueduo，yueheyuezui，huanghuangyouyoudeshixianli，takandaolezheisanniandeziji。
zaidatuitaihoushigechuchukeliandexiaokubao。
zainvzhulujunyamianqianshigetiexindehaoguimi。
zainanzhushenruizhimianqianshigebeiweiyouzhongxindejunshi。
renqianrenhoubutingdeyan，yigeren，baifuliankong，jiushiweilebaozhuxiaoming，paohuixiaoming，taican。
haozaishenruizhizhongyudabailejingdishenmuzhi，dengshangletaizizhiwei，rujinyeyaoqulujunyale。
chuletazheigexiaopaohuimeisizhiwai，juqingyiqiemeibian，daozheieryechabuduodajiejule。
takeyiqufengdianxiangwannianle，meimiao。
yunruanruanxinqingdahaodeyougudonggudonghaojikou，ranhou…jiubuzhidaoranhoule。
yehenhei，yuehenliang，jiuhenxiang，renzuile。
yunruanruancongbaitianhedaowanshang，congwanshangshuidaobaitian。
dengtazhengyanxinglaideshihou，yijingrishangsangan，mashangzhengwule！
xiruanhaimeishoushiwan，zheishoushiyitangzaishanglu，jiudaobangwanle，chumenjiutianhei，zheishiyaozoubuchengle！
“xiaoyu！xiaoyu！kuaiqilai！womenyaoshanglule！”
yunruanruantuozheyouchenyoutongdenaodai，zaijiutanziduile，zhaodaolezuidebushengrenshideyule。
tashenshoupailepaiyuledelian：“xiaoyu，qilaile，qufengdihunchidengsile。”
liangrenhuanghuangyouyoudecongjiutanzizhongjianqilai，renhaimeizhanwenbeiwaimiandeyishengdahoujiyouhededielehuiqu。
“buhaole！junzhu，buhaole！”
“sheia？shenmebuhaole？”
yunruanruanroulerounaodai，taiyangxuetutude，zongjuedeyoudashifasheng。
“qidianxia，tashaguolaile！”
云软软：？？？
yunruanruandiyishijianmeitingdong。
“junzhu，nikuainagezhuyi，qidianxiatazhendeshaguolaile！buxingbuxing，woxianpaole！”
yunruanruanmengzhe，takenenghaimeixing，tayexuhaizaizuomeng。
“你好自为之吧！”
guanjiazhuanguoshenbatuijiupao，paodeshihouhaizhuangdaolehuaping，luoxiapengdeyishengjuxiang。
yunruanruanyixiazijiuxingle，sanliangbuchongguoquzhuazhuleguanjia。
“nishuoshenme？qidianxia？shahuilaile？tabushibeifangzhubeihuanglema？”
“shia！ketaxianzaishahuilailea！”
？？？
dafanpaidaotai，jubenbushiyaojieshulema？
“bushi，jubenlimeizheiyichua。”
“junzhunihaimeixingni？”
“tashahuilaile，neihuangshangni？bulanzhetama？”
“zuowanjiushadaohuanggongle，bahuangshangjiruanjinle！”
zheimexiong？yunruanruanbeiheleyitiao，zheikeshizaofana！
“neitaizini？woganjinqutaizineiduoduo。”
shenruizhishinanzhu，youzhujiaoguanghuanbiyou，qutaneiduoduoyinggaimeishi。
“taizia？tazuowanbeiqidianxiayijiankanlenaodai，xianzaizhengzaiyanwangneibaodaoni！niyaogenzhequma？”
云软软：！！！
说好的主角光环呢？
budengyunruanruanfanyingguolai，guanjiahenhendebakailetadeshou，ganjinpaole。
tagangpao，waimianjiuchuanlaileyizhenjinghuangshicuodechaozasheng，xiangshiyoushenmerenchuangjinlaile。
yunruanruanhedeganjinhuitoushoushixiruan。
yifubuyaole，yinpiaodaishangjiuxing。
“xiaoyu，ganjinbayinpiaozhaochulaipaolua！”
“zhaohaole，wochuaileyidie，zanshigouyongle，ganjinpaoba，zheiyetaiherenle！”
“nengbuherenma？dangchuhaishiwojiaoshenruizhizenmeduifushenmuzhideni！tahuilailewobudewandanma？”
yunruanruanmoleyibatoushangdehanshui，jinzhangdezhiduosuo。
gaijubenbuyongtongzhiyanyuandema？shibaxianxiaoyanyuanbupeiyouzhiqingquanma？
haishishuo，yinweitameisi，juqingbeiwantuole？
nanerhuranzhashi，nanzhuzhijiebeikan，zheiyetai**leba？
她好害怕啊。
“shenmuzhishigexinxiongxiazhai，youyazibibaoderen，taxinuwuchang，shouduandula，xinlibiantai，luozaitashoulihaiburusiletongkuai！zandekuaidianpao！”
yunruanruantuikaimenzhengyaopao，yingmianjiuzhuangshanglezhanzaimenwaideshenmuzhi。
tahedehoutuiyibu，yi**diehuilefangjianli。
—小剧场—
shenmuzhi：jingbujingxiyibuyiwai？
yunruanruan：henyiwai，danbujingxi！