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我爸很害怕小姨。

gangjiandaoxiaoyineihui,woyehenhaipa。

xiaoyidaizhehuangsedeanquanmao,dingzhezhongwuzuiliezuidutaiyang,tazhongzhongdefangxiajianshangdeshuini,ranhouyiyanbufadedaliangwo。

wokandaotaneizhangxiongsheneshadelianhedezhixiangku,kewomayizhizaichuowodehoubei。

wozhinengchezhezuijichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong。

xiaoyideyuqilengmo,tashuo:“zhidaole。”

xiaoshengchu,wokaodaolexianlidexuexiao。

womaweileshengxianeijibaikuaiqiandezhusufei,jiubawosaijilexiaoyi。

zineitianqi,wojiuzhuzailexiaoyijia。

xiaoyizaigongdishangganhuo,haojiciwodoutingjiangongrenmenkuata,shuotamingmingshigenvde,liqibineixienanrenhaiyaodahenduo。

xiaoyidehuahenshao,meitianzhunshiqizhediandongchejiewoshangxiaxue。

shangxuedelushangzhenghaoxiulu,lumiankengkengwawa,zongshiwobeidiandejicidouchadiandiaoxiaqu,woyebuganbaoxiaoyideyao。

xiaoyiyingzhefengmadao:“zhidaokuaidiaoxiaqule,haibuganjinzhuazhewo?”

tazhuaqiwodeshouhenhendianzailetayaoshang。

houlaiwocaizhidaoxiaoyibingbushikanqilaideneimeheren。

tahuibianzhefadeduiwohao,tajizhewobuchiqincai,xihuanchilajiao,meigeliangtianfanzhuoshangjiukendinghuiyouyidaolajiaochaorou。

zheixieshilianwobawomadoujibuzhu。

tabawodangzuoqinshengnverlaikan,tameijiehunyemeidaiguohaizi,tedijiaruleyigebaomaqun,zhengtianzailimianxuexiyuerjingyan。

xiaoyiyinweineitianmeinengdaizouwomahewodidideshiqingzizelehenjiu。

womashuo,nvhaizizenmeyangwusuowei,danshididiyidingyaoliuzaitamenchenjia,bunengduanlexianghuo。

womaxinganqingyuandeliuzailewobashenbian,bieshuoshixiaoyile,jiusuanshitouniulailedoulabuzouwoma。

xiaoyiqideyaoming,meitianzaiwulifanlaifuqudeshuibuzhe。

zuizhongtahaishibaojingle,tahaishunshoubawobadadidideshipinfazailebaomaqunli。

shipinyifachuqujiuyinqilebaomamenqiangliedefennu。

xiaoyideshoujidingdingdingxianggebuting,tapilipaladedazigenzhebaomamentongchiwobazheige**。

yourenbashipinfadaolewangshang,xiamianmimimamadepinglunquanshiqingyiseshengtaowobade。

henkuai,wobashandidideshiqingzhijiechongshangleresou。

yuelaiyueduoderenbangmangbaojing,xianfulianderenyezhaoshanglemen。

jingchahefulianderenfengfenghuohuoganqulewojiashi,wobaquerenjianzhengfale。

zhiyouwomabaozhedidizhanzaiyuanzili,wangzheheiyayaderenbuzhisuocuo。

xiaoyiyaozheyawen:“chenyongni?chenyongzheigesuotouwuguiganzuobugandangshiba?xianzaichuleshizhidaoduoqilaile?”

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wobaqueshishigesuotouwugui,zaiwaimianwonangdeyitahutu,zaijialiqueshibisheidouheng。

他是个外卖员。

meitianqizhediandongcheaijiaaihudesongwaimai。

baitianganhuoshi,mianbuleyaobeiyixiegukeqifu。

youxiegukehenshibujiangli,dianjiapeicuolecan,jiubaguoshuaizaiwaimaiyuanshenshang。

wobachuizhetouxiaozhejineixierendaoqian,zuishanghaohuashuogebuting,qiuzherenjiabiejitachaping。

kezhuantouwanshanghuijia,jiuchaoqiyanhuigangzazaiwomanaodaishang,duizhewomayoudayouchuai。

youshihouhaihuibojidaowoshenshang,womajinjindibawohuzaihuaili,qiuwobabiedale。

kezheiyangbunengzuzhiwoba,wobazhenfaqihenlai,womayelanbuzhu。

houlaiwozhangjixingle,gancuijiunulijiangdizijidecunzaigan,zaijialijiubuzenmeshuohua,fangxuehouzaiwaimianliudahenjiuzaihuijia。

jianjiandewobasihuyejiuwangjijialihaiyouwozheimeyigerenle。

haihao,womaxianqiwoshigenvhaijiubawosaijixiaoyile。

zheihuoxujiushiwomazheibeizizuochudezuizhengquedejueding。

jingcharaoleyiquanwuzi,doumeikanjianwobadeyingzi。

jingchawenlewomajijuhua,womajiuyaozhetouyizhizhuanghutu。

tashuo:“woyebuzhidaoyongziqunaleya,womenyijiadoutinghaode,wozenmeconglaidoubuzhidaowolaogongdahaizi?”

fulianderentaochushoujijiwomakanshipin,tamenshuo:“fulianjiushizhuanmenweilebaohufunvheertongdejigou,xiangnilaogongdezheizhongxingweiyijinggouchengnvedaizuile!”

tamenyoubuchongdao:“baobizuifanyiyangshifanfade!”

jingchashizaishicongwomazuiliwenbuchushenme,jiuxianlikaile。

liuxiafulianderenyizhizaizuowomadesixianggongzuo。

jigerenkoushuidoushuoganle,womayikouyaodingwobameiyoujiabaoyemeiyounvedaiertong。

xiaoyiturancongshenhoutuilewoyiba,tashuo:“nimabushuoneinishuo!nihaohaoshuoshuonibashigeshenmeyangdebailei!”

womalengleyixia,ranhoufeikuaidibawozhuajintahuaili,tashuo:“lele,nihaohaogaosudajia,babadaodishigeshenmeyangderen,buyaoshuohuang!”

womazaibeihoutoutouningwodegebo。

woyingshangtaduimanlejiaxiaodelian,ranhouxiangdaodouziyiyangrushibawojiadeqingkuanggaosulefulian。

shuodaowobayongpidaichouwohewomadeshihou,womahongzheyanjing,dashengdihezhilewo,“siyatou!nihushuoshenme!”

我冷眼直视我妈。

xiaoyitengdiyixiachongdaowomamianqian,juanqididifangzaiyibiandeyifu,ranhouyibasaizhulewomadezui。

xiaoyimadao:“wennilema?renjiaxianzaiwennile?wennideshihounibuyuanyishuo,xianzaihaiburangbierenshuo!”

xiaoyiyouduizhewohan:“nijixushuo!sheizaiganburangnishuowojiusaisheidezui!”

woyanleyankoushui,jixushuoleqilai。

fuliandedashentingwanzhihouyibabaozhulewo,takudehenshishangxin。

womacongtoudaoweimeiyouyijufanbo,zhishianjingdikanzhewo。

ketadeyanshen,momingdirangwobuhanerli。

houlaiwocaizhidao,taneishihenbudeqiasiwodeyanshen。

bijing,qiandaizi,meile。