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我爸很害怕小姨。
gangjiandaoxiaoyineihui,woyehenhaipa。
xiaoyidaizhehuangsedeanquanmao,dingzhezhongwuzuiliezuidutaiyang,tazhongzhongdefangxiajianshangdeshuini,ranhouyiyanbufadedaliangwo。
wokandaotaneizhangxiongsheneshadelianhedezhixiangku,kewomayizhizaichuowodehoubei。
wozhinengchezhezuijichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong。
xiaoyideyuqilengmo,tashuo:“zhidaole。”
xiaoshengchu,wokaodaolexianlidexuexiao。
womaweileshengxianeijibaikuaiqiandezhusufei,jiubawosaijilexiaoyi。
zineitianqi,wojiuzhuzailexiaoyijia。
xiaoyizaigongdishangganhuo,haojiciwodoutingjiangongrenmenkuata,shuotamingmingshigenvde,liqibineixienanrenhaiyaodahenduo。
xiaoyidehuahenshao,meitianzhunshiqizhediandongchejiewoshangxiaxue。
shangxuedelushangzhenghaoxiulu,lumiankengkengwawa,zongshiwobeidiandejicidouchadiandiaoxiaqu,woyebuganbaoxiaoyideyao。
xiaoyiyingzhefengmadao:“zhidaokuaidiaoxiaqule,haibuganjinzhuazhewo?”
tazhuaqiwodeshouhenhendianzailetayaoshang。
houlaiwocaizhidaoxiaoyibingbushikanqilaideneimeheren。
tahuibianzhefadeduiwohao,tajizhewobuchiqincai,xihuanchilajiao,meigeliangtianfanzhuoshangjiukendinghuiyouyidaolajiaochaorou。
zheixieshilianwobawomadoujibuzhu。
tabawodangzuoqinshengnverlaikan,tameijiehunyemeidaiguohaizi,tedijiaruleyigebaomaqun,zhengtianzailimianxuexiyuerjingyan。
xiaoyiyinweineitianmeinengdaizouwomahewodidideshiqingzizelehenjiu。
womashuo,nvhaizizenmeyangwusuowei,danshididiyidingyaoliuzaitamenchenjia,bunengduanlexianghuo。
womaxinganqingyuandeliuzailewobashenbian,bieshuoshixiaoyile,jiusuanshitouniulailedoulabuzouwoma。
xiaoyiqideyaoming,meitianzaiwulifanlaifuqudeshuibuzhe。
zuizhongtahaishibaojingle,tahaishunshoubawobadadidideshipinfazailebaomaqunli。
shipinyifachuqujiuyinqilebaomamenqiangliedefennu。
xiaoyideshoujidingdingdingxianggebuting,tapilipaladedazigenzhebaomamentongchiwobazheige**。
yourenbashipinfadaolewangshang,xiamianmimimamadepinglunquanshiqingyiseshengtaowobade。
henkuai,wobashandidideshiqingzhijiechongshangleresou。
yuelaiyueduoderenbangmangbaojing,xianfulianderenyezhaoshanglemen。
jingchahefulianderenfengfenghuohuoganqulewojiashi,wobaquerenjianzhengfale。
zhiyouwomabaozhedidizhanzaiyuanzili,wangzheheiyayaderenbuzhisuocuo。
xiaoyiyaozheyawen:“chenyongni?chenyongzheigesuotouwuguiganzuobugandangshiba?xianzaichuleshizhidaoduoqilaile?”
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wobaqueshishigesuotouwugui,zaiwaimianwonangdeyitahutu,zaijialiqueshibisheidouheng。
他是个外卖员。
meitianqizhediandongcheaijiaaihudesongwaimai。
baitianganhuoshi,mianbuleyaobeiyixiegukeqifu。
youxiegukehenshibujiangli,dianjiapeicuolecan,jiubaguoshuaizaiwaimaiyuanshenshang。
wobachuizhetouxiaozhejineixierendaoqian,zuishanghaohuashuogebuting,qiuzherenjiabiejitachaping。
kezhuantouwanshanghuijia,jiuchaoqiyanhuigangzazaiwomanaodaishang,duizhewomayoudayouchuai。
youshihouhaihuibojidaowoshenshang,womajinjindibawohuzaihuaili,qiuwobabiedale。
kezheiyangbunengzuzhiwoba,wobazhenfaqihenlai,womayelanbuzhu。
houlaiwozhangjixingle,gancuijiunulijiangdizijidecunzaigan,zaijialijiubuzenmeshuohua,fangxuehouzaiwaimianliudahenjiuzaihuijia。
jianjiandewobasihuyejiuwangjijialihaiyouwozheimeyigerenle。
haihao,womaxianqiwoshigenvhaijiubawosaijixiaoyile。
zheihuoxujiushiwomazheibeizizuochudezuizhengquedejueding。
jingcharaoleyiquanwuzi,doumeikanjianwobadeyingzi。
jingchawenlewomajijuhua,womajiuyaozhetouyizhizhuanghutu。
tashuo:“woyebuzhidaoyongziqunaleya,womenyijiadoutinghaode,wozenmeconglaidoubuzhidaowolaogongdahaizi?”
fulianderentaochushoujijiwomakanshipin,tamenshuo:“fulianjiushizhuanmenweilebaohufunvheertongdejigou,xiangnilaogongdezheizhongxingweiyijinggouchengnvedaizuile!”
tamenyoubuchongdao:“baobizuifanyiyangshifanfade!”
jingchashizaishicongwomazuiliwenbuchushenme,jiuxianlikaile。
liuxiafulianderenyizhizaizuowomadesixianggongzuo。
jigerenkoushuidoushuoganle,womayikouyaodingwobameiyoujiabaoyemeiyounvedaiertong。
xiaoyiturancongshenhoutuilewoyiba,tashuo:“nimabushuoneinishuo!nihaohaoshuoshuonibashigeshenmeyangdebailei!”
womalengleyixia,ranhoufeikuaidibawozhuajintahuaili,tashuo:“lele,nihaohaogaosudajia,babadaodishigeshenmeyangderen,buyaoshuohuang!”
womazaibeihoutoutouningwodegebo。
woyingshangtaduimanlejiaxiaodelian,ranhouxiangdaodouziyiyangrushibawojiadeqingkuanggaosulefulian。
shuodaowobayongpidaichouwohewomadeshihou,womahongzheyanjing,dashengdihezhilewo,“siyatou!nihushuoshenme!”
我冷眼直视我妈。
xiaoyitengdiyixiachongdaowomamianqian,juanqididifangzaiyibiandeyifu,ranhouyibasaizhulewomadezui。
xiaoyimadao:“wennilema?renjiaxianzaiwennile?wennideshihounibuyuanyishuo,xianzaihaiburangbierenshuo!”
xiaoyiyouduizhewohan:“nijixushuo!sheizaiganburangnishuowojiusaisheidezui!”
woyanleyankoushui,jixushuoleqilai。
fuliandedashentingwanzhihouyibabaozhulewo,takudehenshishangxin。
womacongtoudaoweimeiyouyijufanbo,zhishianjingdikanzhewo。
ketadeyanshen,momingdirangwobuhanerli。
houlaiwocaizhidao,taneishihenbudeqiasiwodeyanshen。
bijing,qiandaizi,meile。