第1章 狗男女

“chenkai,nihaiyaoduojiua,shangchangdouyaoguanmenle……”

gongsiweishengjianli,chenkaizhanzaijingziqian,shoulixianxuezhimao,waimianxiangqiyigejiaomeideshengyin。

“别催了,来了!”

chenkaianmaleyisheng,ditoukanzhezijishouzhongsuiliedenanhongmanaodiaozhui,xintengdezhichou。

zheikeshitadezuchuanzhuizi,daotashoulihaimeilianggeyue,jingranjiuyibuxiaoxinshuailanle。

还把手给划破了。

doushiyinweilimeiyizhizaicuitaqumaiqingrenjieliwu,gaodetashoumangjiaoluan。

xinliyouqiyouxinteng,haimeidifaxie。

zhinengcaocaoyongweishengzhicadiaoxueji,basuichengliangbandemanaopeizhuangjinkoudai。

走出卫生间。

cishigongsiqitatongshidouyijingzaozaoxiaban,zhiyoutagenlimeizoudezuiwan。

“qinaide,wodoukanhaole,jiwomaizheigebao,jintianwanshangnixiangzenmeyangdoukeyi。”

limeijiantachulai,juzheshouji,yilianqingchundebiaoqing,chuchukelian。

shoujishangzhaopianshiyigemaxiankouxiliexiaohaobeibao,chenkaizhiqianjiuzaiwangshangsouguo,zheiwanyierkeshiyaoliangwan!

tashoulidaoshiyouliangwanduocunkuan,danmuqinzuijinxinzangbushufu,tahaixiangdaimuqinquyiyuanqiaoqiao。

正想着怎么拒绝。

“aiya,nijiumaijirenjiama。”

limeiyijingshanglaisajiaole。

“我……”

chenkaixianglaiduilimeidesajiaomeiyoudikangli,zhihaotanlekouqi,zhengyaodaying。

keshi,tazaikanxianglimeishi,zhenggerenlengzaicesuomenkou。

baizheyaozhidelimei,toudingturanchuxianlejixinghongsedezi。

“renwu:limei,xingbienv。”

“xinxiyi:limeiyihuaiyunsishiqitian,fuerdailiuzhitiandezhong。limeishanzhangzhuangqingchun,zhunbeizhaochenkaijiepan,shihouquebeifaxian,chenkaishouqi**baodaliuzhitian。erhoulimeigenliuzhitianyiqibaofuchenkaishiqizhuiheersi,queweizhuangchengzisha。”

“xinxier:limeidepintouliuzhitianzuijindingshangleyigehaomennv,suoyilengluolelimei,cishiliuzhitianzhengzaibaijinhangongdajiudian,yushejuyinhaomennvshangdang。”

zheijixingzi,shunjianrangchenkaideshuangyandengrutongling。

什么东西?

幻觉吗?

chenkaishijingrouzheyanjing,zirengranhaizai,bingqiesuizhelimeizoujin,biandeyuelaiyueqingxi。

tabuzhidaofashengleshenmeshi。

danzheizilideneirong,quekandetaxinzaidixue。

shitanwendao:“limei,liuzhitiannirenburenshi?”

limeilianshangweixudexiaorongshunjianninggu,suihoujichuleyisiganxiao。

“wo、woburenshishenmeliuzhitian。”

她在撒谎!

chenkaiquekandaoletabiaoqingdebuziran,dunshiliansechenlexiaqu。

xinzhonggengshiyouyigumomingdehuochengdejiucuanshanglai!

ruguobushiweileyanzheng,chenkaizaojiuzhale!

cikequezhidexianniejinshuangquan,henhendedengzhelimei。

“limei!nikexiangqingchule!wonengwennizheigemingzi,zhengmingwobushishenmedoubuzhidao!”

limeidunshihuangleshen,tasuiranshanzhangzhuangrouruosajiao,danxinlisuzhiyebuzenmehao,zheihuierbeichenkaiyizha,shunjianjiuhuangle。

“wo……chenkainixiangxinwo,woshixihuannide。”

“wochengren,wo、wozhiqianheliuzhitianyouguoyiduanganqing,dan、danwogentayijingchediduanle。”

“wofashiyihouhuiyixinyiyigennizaiyiqi。”

**!

**!

信息果然是真的!

chenkaidunshiqidexinzangdongdongkuangtiao,shuangquanweizhan,douhenbudeyiquanganbaoyanqianzheigeshuixingyanghuade**!

tazenmeyebuganxiangxin,zijizhuiqiulejigeyuedenvshen,jingranshi**。

congburangtapengyixia,queshibierendexpen。

haibeigaohuaiyunle,zheicaixiangdaozhaozijijiepan。

yixiangdaozheiduanshijianzijikuxinzhuiqiu,baiyibaishun,shenzhihaibaweishubuduodecunkuannachulaijitamaigezhongliwu,jiujuedewubifengci。

zhei**,biaomianyitaobeidiyitao,liyongtadeganqing,batawannongyuguzhangzhizhongbusuan。

最后还要了他的命。

畜牲!

chenkainuhuozhongshao,henyitaotian。

tayiqiangreqing,quebeizheigenvrendangchengyuandatou。

不行,绝对不行!

buguanweishenmezijinengkandaozheixiexinxi,zijijuebunengxiangxinxishangxiedeyiyangbeicansiqu。

必须先发制人!

xiangdaozhei,qiangxingrangzijiyaxiazheiguxiehuo,nulizhuangzuoruowuqishideyangzi。

jichuyisixiaorongkanzhehuangluandelimei,shuodao:“woxiangxinnibaobei,guoqudejiurangtaguoquba。”

“womenyihouhaohaozaiyiqi,nifangxinwojueduihuijinimailiwu。”

“erqieshizuiguizhongdeliwu。”

shuozhe,chenzhelimeifenshen,yibajiangtalouzaihuaili。

“真的吗?”

limeitingdaozheihua,yanlidehuangluanlikexiaoshidewuyingwuzong,zhongxianneiguqingchunjiaoxiudeyangzi。

pingshizheigenanrenneimehaopian,gujishisheishuoxianhuacairangtazhidaoleliuzhitian。

zhiyaozijigentashuiyici,jiuyoubawonenganweihaota。

nanrenma,doushiyigedexing。

“dangranle,wobudanhuijinimaibao,haihuijinimaiche。”

chenkaifuzaitaerbianqingqingshuodao:“buguozaicizhiqian,woxianggennigengjinyibu,haobuhao?”

chiredeqiliuzuanjinerwo,chuidelimeixinlizaorenanren。

xiangdaofanzhengzijiyaozhaotajiepan,yijingxianghaochenzhejintianjita,chijizaojidoushiji。

yebuzaihuqianhaishihoule。

yushibianyaozhezuichun,jiaoxiudaying。

chenkaiyijianjiantuozhetadeyifu,henkuaibianbodeyiganerjing,xuebaidejifubaoluzaigongsidatingli。

有种别样的**感。

limeideyifuquandaolechenkaideshouli,shuangyanweimi,yilianmeiyifazhejiaomeide**。

jiuzaizheishi,tujueshentiyisong,yikaomeile。

baozhetadechenkaituransongkaileta。

“baobeinizaizheidengzhe,woqujinimaibao,henkuaijiulai。”

chenkaibaozheyifu,kuaisulikai。

“chenkai……chenkainihuilai,bayifuhaijiwoa……”

limeidouranqingxingguolai,lianmangxiangyaozhuichuqu,ketadedongzuonajideshangchenkai。

youguangzheshenti,pazouguang,zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhechenkailikai,qidezhiduojiao。

zoudaogongsiwai,chenkaibalimeideyifuzhijierengjinlelajitong。

congkoudaimolezhiyandianzhe,shenshenxileyikou。

yanzhonghanmangshanshuo,zhaoleliangchuzuche:“qubaijinhangongdajiudian!”

zheiduigounannv,tayigedoubuhuifangguo。

xianbaliuzhitianjiejuele,zaihuilaihaohaoshoushilimei。

……

此时。

baijinhangongdajiudiandiwangtingzhong。

yigequanshenmingpai,faxingxinchao,yanshenyinlideqingniannanzi,dingzhezhengxinshangyigecipingdemeinv,yanlimanshiyuwang。

“yeyao,zheipigudongwokeshifeilejiuniuerhuzhilicaizhaolaide。”

“jueduifuhenideyaoqiu,zuoweinimengongsifengxianduobitouzi,zaiheshibuguo。”

“zonggongcaisiqianlaiwan,duinimenlaishuoxiaoyisila。”

meinvqizhizhuoran,yishenzhangquntouzheshaojiandezhixingheyouya。

wuguangengshijingzhiruyuzhuo,meiyoubandianxiaci。

zhuanzhudeshihou,neishuangfengyanjingguangyiyi,lingrenxinzui。

zhenggerenjiuxiangchuyunierburandehonglian,rangrenzhinengyuanguan,buganxiewan。

guangshiyuanyuankanzhe,bianjueshangxinyuemu。

wenyankanxiangzhengzaiguomudeyigejiandingshi:“dongxizenmeyang?”

“yexiaojie,pinxiangbucuo。”jiandingshilianmangdadao。

yeyaowenyanbiaoqingyisong,wendao:“liuzhitian,nicongnaturannonglezheimeduodingyaodezhenpinde?”

nanziyanlishengqiyisideyi:“ziranshigaojiaxuanshangde,zhibuguowoyoubudongzheixie,jiuzhijiemaixialaidaijinikanle。”

“yizanmendeguanxi,woyebuzhengniqian,jiujisiqianwanba。”

yeyaowenyansikaolejimiao,yaotoudao:“liuzhitian,ganxienidebangmang,nizhidaozheipigudongduiwohenzhongyao。”

“wobuhuizhannibianyide,siqianwubaiwanba,zongyaorangniyoudezheng。”

liuzhitianwenyanguzuozitaidao:“zanmenlianghaikeqi,niyetaijianwaile,wodebujiushinideme……”

“bie,qinxiongdimingsuanzhang,wogenniyezhishiputongpengyoueryi。”

yeyaodazhutadehua,shuodao:“woxianzaijiurangmishujinizhuanzhang。”

咣当!

huayingangluo,baoxiangdementuranbeirentuikai。

yigeshengyinzaimenkouxiangqi:“yexiaojie,neiduidongxiquanbushigaofang,nibieshangdangshoupianle!”