第5章
“laofuren，laofuren！”
酆宅。
xieshengyingzhanzaihouyuandeniaolongqian，nazheniaoshiweiniao。
niaolonglideniaoershiyizhiwucaijingangyingwu，maoseliangli，yanjingjiling，tingjianlimianneijijichuanlaideshengyin，yegenzhejiao：“laofuren，laofuren！”
zheiqingcuideshengyin，tingderenxinqingyukuai。
“haole，nizijiwan。”
xieshengyingdianledianyingwudenaodai，bashengxiadeniaoshifangyibian，bujibumandezoujinqu。
lairenshixieshengyingshenbianderen，yousao，shitacengjingdeyahuan，yizhifushita，zhizhixianzai。
kanjianxieshengyingzoujinlai，yousaoganmangpaodaotamianqian，shangqibujiexiaqideshuo：“laofuren，xishi，xishia！”
xieshengyingxingziwenchen，weiyan，shifengjiaxiaobeidoujingzhongderen。
tashenbianderenyeshiwenzhongde，xianzaiyousaonandedeluchupingchangmeiyoudejise，xiyue，daoyerangxieshengyinghaoqishishenmeshirangtazheimejidong。
“什么喜事？”
talaidaochajiqianzuoxia，naqichabeihecha。
yousaozhidaotiandadeshizailaofurenmianqiandouleidabudong，danjintianzheishikebutong。
tahuanlehuanqi，rangzijishaoshaopingjingjifen，zheicaiwanshencoujinxieshengying，xiaoshengshuo：“jintianqudasaosanshaowuziderenshuo，zuowanyounvrenshanglesanshaodechuang。”
xieshengyingyijingqishiyoujiu，zaiguoliangyuejiushibashile，keyishuorenshengdeludoukuaizoudaotoule。
zheimeduonian，tashenmemeijianguo？suoyiyousaoshuoxishideshihoutabingbushihenzaiyi。
kexianzai，tingjianyousaozheijianjiandandandeyijuhua，tayishuanglaomushunjianhuaguoyidaoguang，liangle！
“当真？”
“当真！”
“neichuangshanghaiyouchuzixue，worangrendouliuzhele！ninruobuxinworangrennahuilaijininkan！”
yousaoshuozhebianxiyue，manliandexise。
xieshengyingwojinchabei，yishuanglaomuyiyishenghui，zaiyebulengjingle。
......
feijizaizhongwudaodeyuzhou，xuanshengzhijiewangyiyuanqu。
zaiqujichangdelushang，anyubianbadizhifajilexuansheng，shiyuzhoudeshiyiyuan。
“xiaoyu，daihuinikeyidingbuyaoshuolouzui，anzhaomajiaojinideshuo，zhidaoma？”
yiyuanbingfang，zhoulimeilazheanyudeshoubuduandingzhu。
anyumeitouzhouzhe，lianshangmanshibuan：“keshijiejieyaozhidaolehuishengqide......”
“shengqishenmeshengqi？nandaowoyundaoshijiadema？woshengbingshijiadema？”
“jiusuantashengqiyouzenmeyang？nengyouwodeqida？takeshiwoshengde，yaobiqixinghaishilaoniangbitalihai！”
“keshi......”
“xinglexingle，niquyishenghushineidingzhuyixia，rangtamenwangyanzhongleshuo。”
zhoulimeibaanyutuichuqu，anyuzhanzaimenwai，kanlimiananzipansuanderen，lianshangneirourouruoruozhujianxiaoshi，luchudandandeshenselai。
erhenkuaide，zheidandandeshensebujian，tahuifudaoneineirourouruoruodemoyang。
看不出一丝异样。
xuanshengzheishinianhundebucuo，congyigejijiwumingdexiaomotebianchenglerujindechaomo，guanggaojiedaoshouruan，gezhongdapaizouxiuzoudouzoubuguolai。
ruguobushiliangnianqiandeyijianshirangtachengbanyintuizhuangtai，taxianzaipashiyichumenjiuhuibeidu。
daizheyashemao，jiuchuanzhejinzaoneiyishen，weishifendaideyizhangsujingliandan，didiaodekuaibujinleyiyuan。
“aiyoyo......aiyoyo......”
xuanshenghaimeijinbingfangbiantingjianlimianchuanlaidejiaosheng，zheishengyinyitingjiushizhoulimeide。
taganmangtuimenjinqu，biankanjianzhoulimeitangzaichuangshangjiao。
erzhoulimeiyikanjianxuansheng，neizhengzhedeyanjingdangjibishang，jiaoshenggengdale。
xuanshenggangganghaibushihenlengjing，dankanjianzhoulimeikantaneiyiyan，tayixiajiulengjingle。
miansehongrun，shengyinyouli，suiranlianshangzhuangzhetongkudemoyang，danshaoshaorenzhendiankanjiunengkanchuchuangshangderenmeishi。
好得不能再好。
xuanshengbuzimanle，talaidaochuangqian，naguoyizizuoxia。
shuangshoubaoxiong，lengyankanzhezhoulimeijiao。
zhoulimeiyiweixuanshengyilaijiuhuijijimangmangdewentazenmele，youmeiyoushi，yanbuyanzhong，zheiyangtajiuhaobataxiangshuodehuashuochulai。
kexianzai，xuanshengjingranbuyanbuyu，jiuzheimelenglengkanzheta。
zhoulimeixukaiyanjingkanxuansheng，jianxuanshengzheimoyang，dunshihuocongxinzhongqi，yebuguanneimeduole，zhijiezuoqilai：“nizheishenmebiaoqing，nimadoukuaitengdeyaosile，nihailengyanpangguan，nihaiyoumeiyouliangxin？！”
yikaikoujiushiyidingdamaozikouzaixuanshengtoushang。
suiranzheimeduoniantingzheiyangdehuazaobiantingdeerduoshengjian，danzaicitingdaotadexinhaishitenglexia。
“wokanninshentihaodehenma。”
shangxiakanjingshenshizu，dounengdayitouniudezhoulimei，xuanshengzuijiaoweigou，xiaomimide。
beichaichuan，zhoulimeiyezhidaozijibushiyanxideliao，yebuzhuangle，zhijieshuo：“jiranhuilaile，jintianxiawujiuquxiangqin，shijiandidiandouanpaihaole，liangdian，feiyuecanting。”
xuanshenglianseshunjianlengle。
“zenme？nihaibuleyi？wogaosuni！nineiquanzidoushishenmeyangnimawoqingchudehen，nizaojiubushiqingbaiguniangle，zoudaoxianzaibuzhidaogenduoshaonanrenshuiguo，chenzhenihaiyouyizhanghaoxiangmao，hainianqing，ganjinzhaogenanrenjiale，woyefangxin，miandebierentiantianchuowojilianggu。”
xuanshengyiweizijihuiqidegenyiqianyiyanghezhoulimeidachao，ketafaxiantajingranyidiandoubushengqi。
甚至还想笑。
“hehe......”
“nixiaoshenme？wogaosuni，wokemeiyounaixinzaizheigennihao，duifangjidecailiwodoushoule，jianlemianjiuqubazhenglingle，fouzebieguainimawoduinibukeqi！”
“kanninshentijiankangwojiufangxinle。”
xuanshengnaqibaozhuanshenlikai。
zhoulimeiyishidaoxuanshengzheishihuanzhefadegentachangfandiao，dangjidahou：“xuansheng，nitingdaomeiyou！”
“tingdaole，danwobujia。”
“sheishoudecailisheijia。”
“你！”
zhoulimeiqidebuxing，naqichuangtoujudeshuibeijiuchaoxuanshengzaqu。
“嘭！”
jiqichenmendeyisheng，bansuizheweiweidemenheng，xuanshengjiangzhu。