第1章
qiyuedeanshanshi，menrederangrenzhixi。
zaobandeditieshang，chenxiubushinachushouji，jiesuodakaiweixin。
kanzheneixianhongciyandegantanhao，yijixiamian“duifangyijushounindexiaoxi”deziyang。
chenxiudexinqing，yayidaolejidian。
tanlebanniandenvpengyou，daqingzaogentachaoleyijia，xiantaqiong。
拉黑，分手。
tabenlaidahaodexinqing，dieluodaolegudi。
“ai......sheirangwofangzudoukuaifubuqile，meiyouwuzhihelaiaiqing？”
chenxiutanlekouqi，jianditiedaozhan，bashoujizhuangjinkoudai，zhunbeixiache。
xinqingzaizao，banyedeshang，buranxiageyueyaoshuiqiaodongle。
呯！
yigerenfeikuaicuanjinchexiang，henhendizhuangzailechenxiushenshang。
“haotong......zoulubuzhangyan，ganzhehuijiabensangma？”
chenxiushuailegeqihunbasu，zaixinlikuangma。
niutouwangqu，zhijiansigezhuanghanjicongcongdichongruleditienei。
chenxiuhaizaixinzhongfenfenbupingdimazhe，danyikanshijian，queyegubushangzheimeduo。
zaichidao，kejiulianquanqindoubaobuzhule。
chenxiulaidaozijishixidefushengdiandangxing。
gangdawanka，jiutingdaoyigejiansuankebodeshengyinxiangqi：“qiaoqiaoni，shenshangzangdegenjianpolandeyiyang，kerenkandaohaiyiweiwomendiandangxingshilajishougouzhanni。”
“zhenshigexiangbalao，liangerenweishengdougaobuhao。”
“一无是处。”
shuohuaderen，shidiandangxingdedashifulikuian。
pingchang，tajiuduichenxiuhengmeilengyan，zhiyaodaizhejihui，bianwakufengci。
yinweishiqianbei，youshizhixilingdao，suoyichenxiuyizhirenzhe。
jintianbenjiuxinqingfanzao，chenxiuxinlibuyoushengqiyigunuqi，renbuzhuchukouduidao：“yourenna，xuelejishiniandeshuohua，jiushixuebuhuibizui。”
“tingshuobujikoude，sihouyaoxiabashediyu。”
“neishetou，yichechechujishigongfenzhang，raozhezijibozi。”
“kacayila，ei，yanzhudoutuchulaile。”
likuianmeixiangdaopingshirenyourouyuanniebiandechenxiu，jintianjurangenzijidingzui，haiganhanshasheyingfengciziji！
dunshi，qideliansefaqing。
budengtazaikaikou，chenxiuyijingjibuzoujinlexishoujian。
bashenshangzangxixidewaitaotuolexialai，taoletaokoudai，dasuanrengjingongsixiyijili。
“ng？zheishishenme？”jiuzaizheishi，chenxiudeshouzhichupengdaoleyigeyingwu。
taochulaiyikan，shikuaiyuanxingdeyupei，xingzhijiandan，jiushiyitiaoshouweixiangliandelong。
“ai？wokoudaizenmehuiyouzheidongxi？”
chenxiunazheyupei，zhanzaijingziqian，zhoumeihuiyi。
gangcaizaiditieshangzijibeirenzhuangdao，nandaoshibeineirensaijinkoudaide？
ketaweishenmeyaozheimezuoni？
陈修百思不得其解。
huanshanggongzuofu，zhunbeibayupeizhuangjinkoudai。
滋！
jiuzaizheishi，yupeishangturanfachugaowen，tangdechenxiudezhangxinyizhenmaoyan。
tengdetabiaoqingbianxing，shenshoujiuxiangbayupeijirengchuqu。
danshiyupeiquelaolaotiezaitadezhangxin，fangfobeixizhuleyiban！
xiayike，longhuanyupeishangsanfachulanwangwangdeguangze，zhangxinchuanlaiyimoqingliangdeganjue，zuanxindetengtong，shunjianxiaoshi。
zaichenxiumudengkoudaidezhushixia，yupeijianjianrongjinletadezhangxin。
zhayanjian，zhangxinzhiliuxialeyigeyuanxingyinji。
“这是什么东西？”
chenxiushenqingyizhenhuanghu，lianmangdakaishuilongtou，pinmingcuoxizhezhangxin。
不疼，也不痒。
cuolebantian，yebujianyourenhexiaotundejixiang。
chenxiudebiaoqing，jianzhikunaodaolejidian。
jintianzhenshishuinihengxing，liulianbulia......
陈修一阵头大。
zhanzaijingziqian，zuzufalesanfenzhongdedai，cairouleroulian，naqilesaoba，zoulechuqu。
gangcaiduilelikuianyidun，takendinghuaihenzaixin。
jintianbixuyaodaqijingshen，fouzerangtazhuadaobabing，zailaobanmianqiangaoyizhuang，shuobudingliangongzuodouyaohuang。
zouchuxishoujian，chenxiubiankandaolikuianlianseyinchen，shoulinazheyigelaojiudehuangtongyandou，fanlaifuqudikanzhe。
chenxiuyouyinxiang，neishizuotianxiawushoulaidelaowujian。
“qingwanqihuangtongyandou，yanzuixiangqianmengmaya，pinxiangwanzhengdu80%，zhenpin，shichangjiazhi：sanwanyuanzuoyou。”
yitiaoxinxi，zaichenxiunaohaizhongbenglechulai。
吓得他浑身一颤。
怎么回事？
wozenmeturandonglezheixiedongxi？
陈修一脸懵逼。
suirantayeshikaoguxibiyede，danzaixuexiaoxuededouzhinengsuanshipimao，lianzhenzhengdemendoumeiru。
laidiandangxingyebuguolianggeyuebudao，pingchangjiuzhifuzedadaza，duanchadaoshuizhaodaikeren，likuiangenbenbujiaotarenhejiandingdezhishi。
dangangcaidexinxi，laideqianglieeryouqingxi，buxiangshicuojue。
“nandao......shigangcaineikuaiyupeideyuanyin？”chenxiunaozhonglingguangyishan，buyouzizhudixiangdao。
weileyanzhengxinzhongdecaice。
talianmangbamuguangtouxiangbolijutailizhanshidewupinshang。
“fangxuandelu，yanpin，shichangjiazhi：wu。”
“fangqingqianlongfalangcaicibixi，yanpin，shichangjiazhi：wu。”
“minguodiexingyupei，caizhixiuyanyu，pinxiang90%，shichangjiazhi：liangwanyuanzuoyou。”
......
lianzhekanlehaojiyangdongxi，chenxiunaodailidexinxibuduanyonglai。
zhongyu，taquedingle，zheibushihuanjue！
chenxiudeyanshendaliang，huimaidexinqingdunshiyisaoerkong，lianshangrenbuzhuluchukuangxizhise。
neigeguguaidelonghuanyupei，jingranrangzijiyongyoulenenggouzhunquejiandinggudongdenengli。
zheijianzhi......jiushizuobiqia！
“这下发了！”
“youlezheizhongnengli，qibushizaiguwanjiehengzhezou？”
“wochenxiuchengweidaxiawenmingdejianbaodashi，zhirikedai。”
“zaiyebuhuiyinweimeiqianmeifang，beinvrenkanbuqile！”
chenxiuhenbudefangshengdahoulaixuanxiexingfenzhiqing，youpayinqilikuianzhuyi，zhinengbielegemianhongerchi。
“laobanzaibuzai，woyougedongxiyaodang！”
jiuzaizheishi，dianwaichuanlaiyigecuguangdeshengyin。
likuianlikefangxiashouzhongdeyandou，lianshangduimanlexuweidexiaorong，yingleguoqu。
nanziconghuailitaochugexiaoqiaofanhuangdeyinzhang，didaolikuianshouli，shuodao：“zheikeshiwoyeyechuanxialaidehaodongxi，nizhangzhangyan。”
likuiannachufangdajing，daishangshoutaozixidiguanchaleyihui。
dianlediantou：“queshishigelaowujian，yinggaishiqingwanqidesizhang，zhangtishitianhuangshi，buguoma，zhidiyiban，pinxiangbaocundeyebutaiwanzheng。niyaodangdehua，yiwanwu。”
nanzishenchulianggenshouzhi：“liangwan！shaoyifenyebudang！”
likuianyaotou，buleyiju：“jibule，yaobu，kerenqubiejiaqiaoqiao？”
nanziyitingzheihua，yanzhongluchuyisizhengzhazhise，zuizhongdiantoushuodao：“xingba......wojiyongqian，dang！”
likuianlianshangluchudeyizhise。
跟他讨价还价？
yebukankanzheishishenmedifang。
zheikuaizhang，zhishaozhiliangwan，yiwanwushoulai，zhuanshouliangwanmaichuqu，jiunengzhenggewuqiankuai。
fangdajingyifang，likuianzhunbeikaidanshouhuo。
“lishifu，wojianyinizaihaohaokankan，biezhongridayan，beiyanzhuoleyan。”
zheishi，chenxiudeshengyin，youyouchuanlai。