第二章 面试沃日公司

worigongsishezaihaitianguojidasha11f,shiyiqingwendinghouxinchenglide。wobenyiweizheizhongyaopinpaimeipinpai,yaofulimeifulidechuangyegongsi,mianshiderenhuiliaoliaowuji,meixiangdaolaiyingpinderenhaichaojiduo。keyikanchuyiqingduijiuyechongjideliduyouduodale,jingyouneimeduonianqingshuaiqidexiaohuoziqianlaiyingpinlaobanmishu。

woyuanbenhaiduizijidewaibiaotingzixinde,181deshengao,xiongjifada,fujibakuai,yanxiagenzheixienanshenbiqilai,zhendeshiruobaole。zuichucaideyigekanqilaixianghunxueer,yanzhubushichuncuideheise,touzheyisiyoulan,shengaomuceshaoshuoyeyou190cm,waixingjiubuyongduofeikoushemiaoshule,zongzhigen《xiaoshidai》lidegongmingchabuduo,yixiheisexizhuang,baqicelou,xizhuangpinpaijuranyeshigongmingchangchuandefeilagemu。

ruguowoshinvsheng,diyiyanjiulunxianle。danwoshinansheng,bennengdibatadangzuolejiaxiangdi,xiayishidiyuanlita,jieguogenlingyigezhangxiangpingpingdenanshengzuodaoleyiqi,huxiangjieshaozhihoudezhitajiaochenxuan,woliangduozaijiaoluoli,liaodedaoshitouyuan;er“gongming”neibangnanshenzehelijiqunsidezhanzailedatingzhongyang。ai,wuyileijurenyiqunfen,cihuabujia。

10dianyidao,menkaile,fangfozidai《dushen》bgmsidemaijinlaiyige***,yixianhongsejinshenlianyiqun,nanyanaotuyouzhideshencaihegaogaozaishangdebinglengqizhi。tayinggaijiushiworigongsidelaobanle,nanguaiyingpindedoushinanmishu。

nvlaobanhuanshiwomenyiquan,muguangzai“gongming”heqitajigenanshenshenshangdouliuleyixia,erwohechenxuanzheiyangdejiaoseshibeitazhijiewushide。woyouxiexinhuiyilengle,bijingjiudianqiyezhaopinnanmishu,yanzhikendingshizhongzhongzhizhong,xiangwozheiyangbishangbuzubixiayouyudedangcizirannanrutadefayan。hekuangyoushijiudianxingye,womenzheizhonggangweishuodehaotingdianshixiaoshou,shimishu,shuodenantingdianjiushi***,duoduoshaoshaohuigenneizhongshiqingcheshangguanxi,zuoweinvlaoban,“gongming”neiyangdeyingpinzheziranshishouxuan。

shenbiandechenxuanpailepaiwo,xiaoshengdao:“houge,woliangwaibiaowufaqusheng,worenweizhinengzhiqule。”

“哦?怎么智取?”

“yihuimianshideshihou,wodasuanduyixia,ruguolaobanwenwoyoushenmetezhang?wojiuhuida,wodetezhangjiushitezhang。shuobudingzhengzhonglaobanxiahuaini,heihei……”

wozhidaozheigegeng,woliangduishiyiyan,douweisuodixiaole。

mianshikaishi,laobanhanmingzi,nanshimenzhuyijinrubangongshi。henkuaijiaodaolechenxuan,tazhanqishen,zhenglezhengxizhuang,huitouchongwozhazhayan。

woliezuiyixiao,“zhunihaoyun。”

jinqumeisanfenzhong,jiutingjianyishengzhaleibandenuheconglimianchuanlai:“gun!kuaigun!”

menkaile,chenxuanhuitoutuliandituichulai,bugantingliu,zhijiepaochugongsidamenqu,yinlaiyizhenhongxiao。

nvlaobanzhanzaibangongshimenkoumamalielie,yishuangnumuhaibushiwangwozheilisao。dagaitajidezhiqianchenxuanshigenwozuozaiyiqideba。wohededaqibuganchu,xiangtonganfansideguaiguaizuozheyidongbudong,shengpatashengnuzhixialianwoyikuaiganpao。

meixiangdaozheiniangmenzheimeshengmengya!ai,xiangxiangjiuhoupa,xinghaoduyibadeshichenxuan,bushiwo。huashuohuilai,tezhangzheiyangdegengyezhinengzaiwangshangliuchuanliuchuan,xianshizhongrenjiabudangniselangjiubucuole。

mianshijixujinxingzhe,jiexialaihandao“liangyajun”deshihou,woyiweihaiyounvshenglaiyingpin,zhengsigusouxun,jieguoqueshi“gongming”zoujinlebangongshi。zheijiahuo,jingyouzhezheimexiuqidemingzi?

guoleyuemobanxiaoshi,liangyajunkaimenzoulechulai,limianchuanlainvlaobanmanyidehengheng,lianshangduizhenanjiandexiaorong,“yajun,huitouwomendianhualianxiha,yueyixiaruzhishiyi。”

de,yijingjiaodezheimeqinrelema?

liangyajunpinidiwangwangwomen,liezuiyixiao,zoule。xiaoxiaxiazaiwoerbianqiaoshengshuo:“nimenzheibangjiahuozhenmeiyanlijing,hailiuzaizheiliganma?meikanjianlaoziyijingbeiluyonglema?”

buyongxiaxiagaozhi,woduobanyecaidaotadexiangfa,bujinyouxienaoxiu。duizheijiahuogengtianyifenfangan。niyiweinibeiluyonglewojiumeijihuilema?heng,wofeiyaonuliyiba,gaibianlaobandeyixiang,banipaijidiao。

nvlaobanreqingdisongdaomenkou,weixiaozhemusongtayuanqu。yizhuanlian,youbiandelengluobingshuang,kanlekanshengxiadewomenjige,lianshangluchubunaifandeshenqing,“haiyouzheimeduoren?”

buyongcaiyezhidaotabuxiangzaijixule,dantadaodimeidafawomen,rengshinaizhexingziyigegehanjinbangongshi,danmianshishijianmingxiansuoduanle,pingjunmeirenwufenzhongbudaojiuchulaile,lianshangdoudaizhewunaideshenqing。

wojingranpaizailezuihouyige。daoshudiergejiahuochulaideshihouchaowobaibaishou,neiyisi,shiqudianganjinzouledele。womeiniaota。

wozoujinbangongshideshihou,laobanzhengzaidazhehaqian。

“zuo。”tashengyingdishuodao,“ziwojieshaoyixia。”

wokaishimailidijieshaoqiziji,danwokanchutagenbenmeizaiting,talakaibangongzhuodegegechouti,youzaizhuozishangdaochufan,buzhidaozaizhaoshenme。zhuozishangyouwenjianjia,youziliao,yougeleiwenju,haiyoucanjinzhi、shuibei、jingzi,haiyouwohanbuchumingzidehufupinhehuazhuangpin……zheixietadoubuyao。neitazaizhaoshenmeni?

xiaoxiaxiazaiwoerbianqingshengshuodao:“qiguai,kongqiqingxinjifangnaerqule……”

wohuangrandawu,yuanlaibangongshilijinjinchuchuhenduonanshi,nanxingheermengchongchilezhenggefangjian,nvlaobankendingbuxihuan。

congwozuozhedejiaodu,zhenghaowangjianzhuozidixiadiaozheyipingkongqiqingxinji。wojianqilai,zaifangjianlipensaleyiquan,youbabangongshidechuanghudakai。yizhenxiafengchuijinfangjian,shufulebushao。

tashuleyikouqi,“meixiangdaonihaimanxixindema。”

“ng,zheijiushiwodetezhang,shanyuguanchafaxianduifangdexuqiu。”wosalehuang,benrenjiushishenjingdatiao。

takanlewoyiyan,buzhikefou。

wojuedejibukeshi,youbuchongdao:“suiranwoyanzhiheqizhibujiqianmianneiweiliangshuaige,danruguoninpinqingwozuomishu,wokeyijingzhunwajuekehudeqianzaixuqiu,bangningaodingxingxing***dekehu,zhuliguisifazhanzhuangda。zheicaishininyanxiazuixuyaode,bushima?”

“shima?”tamianwubiaoqing,congzhuoshangdewenjianjialichouchuyidiehouhoudewenjian,diudaowomianqian。

“neinibangwofenxiyixiazheijiakehudexuqiushishenme?dangshiwoshiruhegaodingde?”

wofankaiwenjian,limajiutoutengle。zheishiyifencaonideyingxiaoxieyi,haifudaigenkehutanpandehuiyijiyao。pingsuwozuitaoyankanzheileiwenjianle,shangmianmimimamadetiaokuankandewoyanhualiaoluan,zhixiangkeshui。huiyijiyaoyeshikuzaofawei,kehudehuiyingmolengliangke,hennankanchuzhenshixuqiu。

woxiayishidiwangzuojianshangpielepie。xiaxiakeyidangmianduquduifangxinsi,kemianduiyiduiwenjianshi,tahainengbuneng……

zhengzaidanxin,jianbangshangchuanlaileqingqingdeshengyin:“kehudanxinlingangxinpianqurenqibuzu,zaineilitouzihouchengweikongcheng,houjifali。bixunadaozhengfuweilaishinianduilingangxinpianqudeguihuapiwen,kehucainengfangxin。”

yuanlaishizheiyang,wodunjueyanqianyiliang。zhenmeixiangdao,xiaxiajuranhaikeyitongguoyiduixiangguanwenjianlaiganyingmubiaodexinsi,napaduifangbingbuzaichang。zheizhendeshitaishenle!

“nixiangshani?wokemeineimeshen。”xiaxiadeshengyinchuanlai,“shizheinvlaobanzijiyezhenghaozaihuiyi,beiwobuzhuodaoleeryi。”

“haha,yuanlaishizheiyanga……neishiwoxiangduole。”

“buguo,niyaoshijingxinweiyangwo,shuobudingyihouwoyenengfazhanchuyuanjuliduxinshuzheiyangdeshentonge。”

“yuanjuliduxinshu?zhenyouzheimeshenqima?haha!woyidingxixinzhaoguni。”

“nizaidiguxieshenme?”duimiandenvlaobanturanwen。

“啊……没什么。”

“nifenxichulaimeiyou?”

tadekouqitouzhebunaifan,henmingxiantabuxiangxinwonengpanduanchukehudexuqiu。wozhidaowodeshijianbuduole,bixuzhuazhuzuihoudeshiji。wozhaozhexiaoxiaxiadeyisidazhifushuleyibian。

nvlaobandeyanjingdengdale,mingxianshichileyijing。

“ni……shizenmezhidaode?nidangshizaichang?”

wozhuangmozuoyang,suibianzhichujitiaohuiyijiyaoshangdejilu,xinkouhuzhouleyixietuili,youtianyoujiaculeyifan。

“xiangbidangshikehugenbenmeibanizheimegexiaoxiaodechuangyegongsifangzaiyanli,dangranyebuhuiduinitanchengxianggaole。gujinipoyonglexieshouwantantingdaokehudezhenshixuqiu,youshizhanshouduancongzhengfuneiligaodaoguihuapiwen,kehucaizuizhongjuedingchangshitouzi。”

tarenzhentingwoshuowan,lianshangfanqiyizhenchaohong。wozhidao,womingzhongletadeyaohai。

tazhanqishen,luchuzhiqianduiliangyajuncaiyoudeneifuxiaorong,“gongxinibeiluqule。”