第五章 司先生,我反应不对吗?

“tingyi,shiyunhaihaoma?”yuechiyucaizheyishuanghongsegaogenxie,xiuzhangdetuibaoluzaikongqizhong,shifenreyan。

heshiyunshixianwangshang,dangjiyanqianyiliang。

这身材也太好了吧!

“taitai!”heshiyungoutuizidepaodaoyuechiyushenbian,liekaizuiluyaxiaozhe:“taitainichifanlemeiyoua,jintianyaochidianshenme?”

yuechiyuwenyan,shensejiangyingleyishun。

heshiyunzheiyoushinaonachu,tabushiyinggaijinggaozijilisitingyiyuanyidianma?

yuechiyuyilianwenhedekaikou:“shiyunwohaimeijiehunni。”

heshiyunzhabazheyanjing,puchiyishengxiaolechulai:“aiya,zheibushibanshangdingdingdeshima?zaojiewanjiedoushiyiyangde。”

zheimepiaoliangdedameinv,tayaoshisitingyi,kendingbeimidezuishengmengsi。

sitingyijiantazheifubuzhengqideyangzi,shangqianyibazhuaizhutadeshou:“niquhuahuaba,woyoushiqinggentashuo。”

heshiyunlianshangguazheyimoyimuxiao,sitingyishileshiyanse。

wodong,wodoudong!bujiushiyaoshenrujiaoliuma!

sitingyibeitanongdeliansetieqing,aiyuyuechiyuyoubuhaofazuo。

bieyiweitabuzhidaoheshiyunzheigounvrenzaixiangshenme!

dengheshiyunjinlehuashiliguanshangmen,sitingyidelianbianqingkejianyinchenlexiaqu:“nilaizheiliganshenme?”

yuechiyucongbaolinachuyigexiaolihe:“wotingshuoshiyunchuchehuole,woxianglaisongtayigechuyuanliwu。”

taqiantiangangtingshuoheshiyunzailuojiadangbaomu,zheishiqingchuandefeifeiyangyangde,tahaiyiweisitingyigenheshiyunfenshoule……

sitingyizuijiaoweigou,lenghengleyisheng,shengyinchenji:“tazenmechudechehuo,nihuibuzhidaoma?”

yuechiyuyileng,shunjianjiangzhilejibei:“wozenmehuizhidaotadabanyedechuquzhaonanmowan……”

“haishuohuang!”sitingyishengyintigaolejifen:“banidexinsidoushouyishou,ruguobushiyinweinifuqin,woxianzaijiuzhaorenzhuangniyici。”

taqingxuyouxieqifu,neishuangrushentanyibanqiheideyanjingyunniangzhefengbao。

yuechiyuhedehoutuiliangbu,youxiangqitaduiheshiyundewenrou,juedetabuhuizuochuzheizhongshiqing,wojinquantou,zhuangzhedanzoujinsitingyi:“tingyi,womenqingmeizhuma,jialiguanxiyehao,heshiyuntagenwomenbushiyileiren,tabama……”

“bizui!”sitingyinuchiyisheng:“wodeshiqinglunbudaonishuo。”

yuechiyubeitaheleyitiao,yishijianbuganshuohuale。

tayebuxiangrenusitingyi。

sitingyifenglidemianpang,zaidengguangshangxiandeyouweiyinyu:“wogenheshiyun,shiqingtouyihe,nisuangeshenmedongxi,yeshuosandaosi。”

yaobushiheshiyungentayoujiaoqing,sitingyihenbudedalantadezui。

heshiyunfangbeidezhesitingyi,yanzhongluchujifenjingkong:“wo……wobushuole。”

dajiabushidoushuo,heshiyunzuo,lianggerenganqingbuhe,zenme……sitingyizheifuyangzi,daoshixiangaicanleheshiyun。

……

heshiyundaizaihuashili,tingbudaolianggerendeduihua,zheiligeshengzuodezhenhao,heshiyuntiezaimenshang,huanhuanzhiqishenlai。

tayihandezhangtanyikouqi,liangshoubaozaixiongqian,zouxianglebeibaibugaishangdehua。

youhuazhong,shinanrengennvzhumanbuzaihuatianzhong,wenxindechangjing,daduoshudoushirenwujingxiang。

heshiyunkanzhehuazhongdenvren,zheiyinggaishijialidenvzhurenhuadeba,haitinghaokan。

heshiyunzoudaoyifujudadehuazuomianqian,jiekailebaibu,zaikandaohuashangtuxiangdeneiyishunjian,tazhenggerendoujiangzaileyuandi。

zheifuhuabiqitadedouyaoqingxi,huazhongdenvrenbeiguanzaijudadejinselongzili,ergensitingyizhangdeyimoyiyangdenanrenzhanzailongziwaimian,yongxianhuazhuangdianzhelongzi。

huashangderenyangyizhexingfudexiaorong,longzizhongdenvrenkanshangqubingbutongku,fanerhenkaixin。

heshiyunjimangjianghuagaihao。

meixiangdaonvzhurengensitingyihaiyouzheizhongpihao……

heshiyunnazhehuabi,xianshudediaoqiyanliao,tajianghuabubaizaimenkoudeweizhi,turanlingganbaofa,jiangyizhengtongheisedeyanliaopozaihuabushang。

damendakaiheisedeyanliaoqingxieerxia,yishengjianjiaohuapotianji。

yuechiyuyongliroucuolezijidelianjiba,kandaoshoushangdeheiseyanliao,renbuzhunuqichongchongdezhiwendao:“shiyun,niganshenmeyongyanliaopowo!”

heshiyunboziyisuo,jimangshangqianjieshidao:“wobushiguyide,wojiushituranjianlailelinggan,suoyicai……”

“caishenme,wokannijiushiguyide。”yuechiyuyongliduoleduojiao,chongzheheshiyunnuhou:“zheikeshizheigejiduzuixinkuandequnzi,wozhimailezheiyitiao!”

shenme!zuixinkuanneiqibushiyaohuahenduoqian,heshiyunyourushuangdadeqieziyanlexiaqu。

tadeqiangangdaoshoumeiduojiuni,zheixiahaole,demeile……

“yitiaoqunzieryi,woyihuierrangrenjinisongguoqu。”sitingyishengyinlenglie

tabenlaixiangbarenjiganzou,meixiangdaotajingranlianpizheimehou,zenmedouganbuzou。

yuechiyutaishoucalecalianshangdeyanliao,luchuyigemianqiangdexiaorong:“tingyibuyongzheimemafan。”

heshiyuntingjianzheiyijuhua,likezhuanguoshen。

feiliwushi,feiliwuting,zhurenjiadaqingmaqiao,tadebizhedian。

sitingyijiantazhuanguoshen,shangqianyibazhuaizhuta,taidushifenqiangying:“niduoshenmeni!”

“sixiansheng,wofanyingbuduima?”heshiyunyilianchayidewangzheta:“nimenfuqidaqingmaqiao,wobushiyinggaibizheyixiema?”

tingdaozheijuhua,sitingyiliansedunshichenlejifen,yiguhuoqicongxintouzhichongnaomen。

“shenmefuqisheigentashifuqi,nihushuobadaoxieshenmeni!”

sitingyishoushangdelidaojiadalejifen,henbudeniesuitadewangu。

sitingyiqifendedingzheta,youshihoutazhenxiangbatazheizhangzuijifengqilai。

yuechiyuzaiyipangfuhe:“shia,shiyunnizaizenmegensitingyinaomaodunyebunengzheiyanga。”

heshiyuntengdeyaoya,yonglidianlediantou。

mingmingjiushiqinglvguanxi,haiburangshuole,yuechiyukansitingyideyanshen,doukuaiyaolasile。

“wozhidaolexiansheng,woyihoushibuhuiluanshuohuade。”

jiantafuruan,sitingyizheicaisongkailetadeshou,jiantashouwanshangliuxiayiquanhonghen,renbuzhuzhoulezhoumeitou。

怎么就这么娇气?

“wozheicijiuyuanliangni,bugennijijiaole。”sitingyishengyinyoujifenduqidekaikou:“xiacizaiyou,wojueduibuhuiqingyiyuanliangni。”