第1章
“daye，ninmeishierba？”
tianlingshideyizuoguangchangshang，nianqingrenjianyiminglaotouqizhezixingche，turandaolexiaqu，chuyuhaoxinbianshangqianxunwen。
“aiyou，zhuangrenla，zhuangrenla，kuailairena！”
sheizhizheilaotouquefanshoubaozhutadedatui，burangtazou，dashengdikuhaoqilai。
这下可摊上事儿了。
yefengjianqingkuangbudui，ganqingzijishipengshanglechuanshuozhongpengcierdesilaotou，zheixiakezheimebanshihao？
“xiaohuozi，meijiwankuaiqian，nijintianjiubiexiangzoule。”
guangchangshangdezhongrenjianjianbeizheisilaotoudeshengyinxiyinleguolai，zheisilaotoujianyiqiedouzaiwangtayiliaozhongdefangxiangjinxing，deyidiweixiezheyefeng。
yefengdengledengsisibaozhuzijidatuidepengcierlaotou，youkanleyanzhengyaojujiguolaiderenqun，lingjiyidong，yeshunshitangdaozaidi，aihaoqilai。
“nizheisilaotouqizixingchezhuangdaowobushuo，haidaozaidishangxiangezhawo，aiyou，wodetuiguzhele，laoziliantianjingde，zheibeizisuanshihuile！aiyou——”
yefengdefanyingranglaotoueryileng。
haonigexiaohuozi，qixiankannitingyoushanxindexiangguolaifuwo，meixiangdaojingshiyushangtongxingle。
“chouxiaozi，zunlaoaiyoukeshichuantong，niquedingtamenhuixinnideguihua？”silaotoukongheyefengdao，“daoshihoujingchalaile，kejiubushijiwankuainengjiejuedeshierle！”
“guannizenmeshuo，fanzhenglaoziquanshenshangxiajiushengqikuaiba，poguanziposhuaibei，zhenbalaozibijile，jiushidundalao，laoziyeyaoxiandaniyidun！”yefengbulihuisilaotoudeweixie，“zaishuole，guangchangshangyoujiankong，dengjingchalaile，kankanjiujingshisheijinjuzi！”
“好你个小子！”
zheisilaotounajianguozheimelaodaodenianqingren，dunshijile。
“xiaohuozi，yaobuzanzheiyang，laotouziwoyijingjitianmeichifanle，pobudeyicaipaochulaizhengdianpiaozi，nijiwowukuaimaijigemantouchi，zheijianshijiuzheimesuanle。”
made，zheisilaotouxiangdedaomei，laoziyigongjiucaiqikuaiba，niyizhangkoujiuyaowowukuai。
danyixiangdaodenghuishangbankuaiyaochidaole，yefengyebuxiangzaizaizheilidanwushijian，biandayinglexialai，qishencongdoulitaochuwukuaiqian，rengzailelaotoudemianqian。
“haizhenshijiangshandaiyoucairenchu。”laotoushouqidishangdewukuai，manlianchoupidikanzheyefeng，“yaobunibashengxiadeerkuaibayejiwo，laofubianshouniweitu，zanliangshuangjianhebi......”
“滚！”
jianzheisilaotoujidianyangguangjiucanlan，dengbizishanglianqilai，yefengzhijiejiletayijiao，chuaidetapidianerpidianerdituizhezijidezixingchepaokaile。
renqunganggangweilongguolai，jianwushifasheng，bianyousanqu。
“zhenshihuiqi。”yefengtulekoutuomo。
gongzihoutiancaifa，zijishenshangjincundeqikuaibahaibeigesilaotouerpianlewukuaiqu，zheidoushenmeshidaoa。
jiuzaiyefenggantanzhiji，dishang，yigelianglvsedewujianerxiyinletadezhuyi。
zheishi？feicuizuodediaozhui？
yefengdingjingyikan，jiangneiwupincongdishangjianqi。
“gaibuhuishicongganggangneilaotouyifulidiaochulaideba？”
“heihei，zheixiajianlezhimadiuxigualeba，baoying！”
yefengdiguzhe，xinzhongdaxi，zhunbeiquzhaogejindianzhileidedifang，bazheiwanyierdiandangchuqu，huandianshenghuofei。
wozheshoulidediaozhui，yefengmaibulikaiguangchang，zouxiangleguangchanggebidashangchanglidezhuliufuzhubaodian。
zhubaodianzhuanshunjidao，buguo，jindianxunwenhouyefengquechuitousangqidecongdianlizoulechulai。
daobushiyinweizheidiaozhuipinxiangbuxing，ershizheizhongdadezhubaodian，genbenbushouzheizhongwufazhengminglailidedongxi。
“gancuiquzhongzishichangdediandangpuwenwen。”
yefenglingjiyidong，xiangdaodongbianshaoshaopianyidiandedifang，youneimeyijiakanzhejiubutaizhengjingdediandangpu，zheibutaiganjingdedongxi，yinggainengzaineilijimaichuqu。
yefengrongrurenqun，chaozheneimudedixiaopaoguoqu。
buguo，paozhepaozhequezongganjueshentiyouxiebuduijing，wozheneidiaozhuideshouzhangzhongxin，sihuyouyiguhanyi，shunzhezijidezhiti，zuandaoleyefengdetouding。
yefengliangyanyihei，shentibuzijuedidaolexiaqu。
zhouweidexingrenjiandaozheiyimu，quandouhedebuqing，lianlianduokai，beipengcier，huoshiranshangshenmechuanranbing。
yefengganjuebudaozhouweirendefanying，cike，tadenaohaizhongchuxianleyifucongweijianguodeguangjing，xiangshigemeng，danjuqingquebizijicongxiaodaodazuoguodesuoyoumeimeng，douhaiyaochoupi。
zaizheigemengli，yefengshenchushijiandejintou，aoliyujiutianshididedianfengzhidi，tadeshuangyanzhizhongliuzhuanzheshensuiershenmideguangying，fushizheyuncengzhixia，duizijidinglimobaideyunyunzhongsheng。
zijisihunenggezheqianwanli，kantouzhongshengdexinling，jiuxiangshishouwanrenjingyangdeshen，zhixiaozijixintudeneixin，qingtingzhetamendedaogao。
zaizheigemengli，yefengjuede，zijibineishenmeqianguyidi、weiyizhenshenhaiyaoniushangxiexu。
danzheimengzhongdeguangjinghenkuaibianxiaoshierqu，yefengxingzhuanguolai，kandaozhoubianduizijituibisanshederenqun，heyigeyiliandanyoubiaoqingdexiaoxuesheng。
“gege，nimeishiba，yaobuyaoquyiyuankankanbing？”
neixiaonanhaikanshangqu，yiernianjidemoyang，heneixielengyanpangguandedarenbutong，zhiyoutawenlewenyefengdeqingkuang。
“gege，meishi，buyongdanxin。”yefengxinlinuannuande，shenshouroulerouxiaonanhaidenaodai。
“keshimamashuoguo，shengbinglejiuyaoquyiyuan...”
“keshiquyiyuanjiuyaohuaqiana。”kanzhezheitianzhenlanmandexiaopengyou，yefengbuzijindexiangyaogaosutaxietasuobuzhidaodedongxi，“gegemeiyouqian，qubuqiyiyuan，xiaopengyouyihouyidingyaohaohaoxuexi，qianwanbiexianggegeyiyang，zaiwaimianhundaole，quemeiqianquyiyuankanbing。”
neixiaonanhaisidongfeidong，dianlediantou，kanzheyefengjiuzheimelikaile，rongrulerenqun。
zhenshide，dangnianqueshigaihaohaoxuexi。
yixiangdaozijizaigongsishangban，meigeyuelingzheliangqiankuaiqiandeshixigongzi，haiyaodishengxiaqidemianduilingdaodepiping。
yefengbianganjinbitouyisuan，nanyiyanyu。
zaixiangdaozijixianqianbeilaotouezha，zaijieshangyundaoledoumeirenguanxin，gengshirugengzaihou，duolexieganshangdeqingxu。
ai，buxiangneimeduole，wangqiankanma，dajiadouwangqiankan。
xianqubazheidiaozhuimaile，huandianerxiaoqian，kaolaoyixiaziji！