第1章
shenlanhuayuanshiyichuang302shi。
yigeshenchuanfanggudaopao,zhongdengshencai,mianrongxiaoshoudeshaonian,wuzheerduo,shentirudanhuangyibanmengtiaoleqilai:“baobao,nigangcaishibushiguyide,woyaokounibangeyuegongzi!”
“sishengun,zuotiangangbeinikouchuleyiban,xianzaizaikouyiban,nihairangrenhuoma?”zaishaonianduimian,neishiyigeyimierzuoyou,jingzhikatongxiaoliandan,**xiaozuibadexiaonvhai。
tazhizheshaoniandebizi,jixushuodao:“wocaibasui,anzhaolaodongfaguiding,nishifeifashiyongtonggong,meitian,woyaowudianqichuangxiyifu,liudiankaishibangniganhuo,badiancainengxiaban,xiabanhouhaiyaojinizuofan,bangnixizao,bangnirengong**,meitianzhiyouwugexiaoshidexiuxishijian,woyaodaojuminhuiqugaoni。”
“hahahaha,gaowo?nikeshiwobaohuilaide,ruguomeiyouwo,nizaojiuzaiwaimiandongsiesile,liangsuiyiqian,womeitiandouyaoweinizuihaodenaifen,bangnixiniaobu,yibashiyibaniaobaniyangda,worongyima?zaishuole,worangnixiyifu,neishiduanlianshenti;rangnikandian,neishijileinidegongzuojingyan;rangnibangwoxizao,neishirangnijinjulixinshangshuaige;rangnibangwo**,neishiweilerangnilejierendeshentijiegou;kelianwoyipiankuxina......”neishaonianshimanliandeweiqu。
“ni......ni......”nvhaixiaoliandouqihongle,taduoleduoxiaojiao,qihuhudishuodao:“xingchende,ruguonizaiqifuben**,wojiu**。”
“**,neihaoa,woshoushangzhenghaoyoumourenxiaoshihoudeluotizhao,heihei,ruguofadaowangshangqu,yinggainengzengjiabushaodianjilvba!”chenfanpipidixiaoleqilai。
tingdaozheijuhua,chenbaobaodunshixieleqi,meicichaojia,tadouhuina**laiweixieziji,ruguozijizhaopianbeifashangwang,yishiqingbaijiubeihuile,zijikebuxiangchoumingyuanyang。
“haoba,woshenmedoutingnide,gege,zheiyangzongxingleba!”chenbaobaokelianbabadiwangzhechenfan,neixinquezaidiguzhe:“nibieluodaoben**shoushang,yaoburan,worangniqiushengbudeqiusibuneng。”
“zheijiuduilema,yihounisuoyougongzidouyougegebangnibaoguanle,haiyou,congmingtiankaishi,niyaoyangezhixingzengpangjihua。”chenfanmanyididianlediantou。
“zengpangjihua?wo**,xianzainvhaizidouzhuiqiushoushen,neicaiwanmei,woyaochengweidameinv,wojianjuebuzengpang!”chenbaobaoxiaozuiyipie,dashengdijiaorangqilai。
“**wuxiao,qiaoqiaonishoubulajideyangzi,neihainengganhuoma?gaosuni,congmingtiankaishi,nibixumeicandouyaoheniunai,chijidan,jiangeyitiandunyicigutou,suoyoudetangdouguinihe!”chenfanshuodaozheili,meikaiyanxiaoleqilai。
suhuashuodehao,shentishigemingdebenqian,zhiyouyigebangbangdeshenti,neicainenggenghaodibeizijiyazhaa!
qiaoqiaoneishoucainudeyangzi,chenbaobaozhenxiangchongshangquyibaqiasita,renzhe,renzhe,xiaonvzibaochoushinianbuwan。
jianchenbaobaomeiyou**,chenfanshifenmanyi,tahuafengqingweiyizhuan:“baobao,jintiandianlishouruzenmeyang?”
“e,wojintianmaileyigejiaqingnianjiandeliezhiyehu。”tidaoshengyi,baobaodunshijingshenleqilai。
“jiaqingnianjiandeliezhiyehu,chengbenjiazaisanbaijiu,nimaileduoshaoqian?”chenfanqidaidixunwendao。
“genjugegedeguiding,xiaozi,yiliangbeijiagechushou;zhongchan,yiwubeijiagechushou;tuhao,yishibeijiagechushou,dangshineigejiahuokailanbojini,shuyutuhaoxinglie,suoyiwoshuoneishitangchaolishimingyongguodeyehu,maitasanqianbabaikuai。”chenbaobaorushujiazhendishuolechulai。
“兰博基尼!”
tingdaozheijuhua,chenfandunshitiaoleqilai,zhitoubaobaorangdao:“nizheibaijiadewanyi,neizhishaoshuyuchaojizibenjia,caishibeimaijita,kuidale,niyinggaishuo,neishihanwudiyongguodejipinyehu,jiazhibaiwana!”
“奸商!”
kanmourenneiqijibaihuaideyangzi,chenbaobaopielepiexiaozui。
“haole,congmingtiankaishi,laogesuoyoude**,chouwazibaojinixisangeyue。”chenfanyelandeluosuo,ganjingliluodishuodao。
bangtazhuanleqian,haiyaobeichengfa,gaisidezhoubapi,zhenxiangyikoutuomoyansita,baobaowujingdacaidihuizijifangjian。
“duile,baobao,biewangle,mingtianzaodianchuqumaigehuangguahuilai,woyaochidaopaihuanggua,zhiyuni,yaoyouzhasigejidan,bushenti,biedawohuangguazhuyia。”
tingdaozheihua,baobaochadianmeiyigegentouzaidaozaidishang,zheigechihuo,tayaoshigenhuangguajiuhaole。
qingchen,weiweixifengwanrushaonvrouruowugudexiaoshou,qingqingfumianerguo,rangrengandaohunshenshangxia,youyizhonglanyangyangshuobuchudeshutan。
“帅锅,起床啦!”
yizhencierdejianjiaoshengrupingdijinglei,zaichenfanerbianshifentuwudixiangleqilai。
“啊!”
tiaojianfanshe,chenfanmengrantiaoleqilai,quekandaobaobeimeimeinazheyikuanxinshigaoyindalaba,deyiyangyangdikanzheziji。
yiqian,meicidoushibaobaohanchenfanqichuang,buguo,qingcuiyueerdeshengyingenbenmeishenmeshashangli,jibenshang,baobaoyaohanshijisheng,chenfancaihuiyoudongjing。
“hehe-hehe!”kandaochenfanneilangbeiyang,baobaoqiaopidixiaoleqilai,bingqietuozhedalabajiupaochulewoshi。
tianxiaweixiaorenhexiaonvrennanyang,chenfanbudebuchengrengurenshuodehuayoudaoli,qichuang,shuaya,xilian,chifan。
daopaihuangguadiaohaole,buguo,kanqilaihuangguapianyouxiebo,chenfanchilejipian,zongjuedeweidaoyouxieguaiguaide。
“baobao,zheilimiannifangleshenmezuoliao?”chenfanhuyidiwangzhebaobao。
“e,meishenme,jiufangledianjiangyouheyan。”shuowan,baobaojixumaitouhezhou。
“huoxushihuangguapiantaibo,weidaoyouxiebutongba!”chenfanyemeixiangneimeduo,sanxiawuchuer,jiujianghuangguajichiwanle。
“ge,nizhidaohuangguaduinvrenlaishuo,youshenmezuoyongma?”baobaohewanzhou,lengbufangdiwenleyiju。
tanaohaizhonglingguangyishan,buyoutuokouerchu:“huanggua,keyiyonglaifulian,meirong。”
“heihei,gegenizhencongming,qiaoqiaowojintiandelianshibushitebienen。”baobaozeixixidixiaoleqilai。
“xiaowangbagaozi!”chenfanzongsuanfanyingleguolai,nanguaihuangguaweidaozheimeguai,yuanlaibeizheisiyatouyonglaifuguolianle。
“shengun,woqukandianle。”zhuyidaochenfanshensebudui,baobaosatuijiupao,genbenbujitabaofudejihui。
“siyatou,bierangwodaizheni,fouzeyaonihaokan。”chenfanyongshoukoulekou,taishenle,huangenshouzhitou,zaiyongli,jiaobanliangxia。
“呃。”
zhongyu,yizhenexin,chixiaqudedongxidakoudakouditulechulai,wangzheneijiaosuidehuanggua,chenfanhuranjuedezijishigerencai。
weishikongle,buguo,renquehunshenqingsong,chenfanfanchudaopao,bagua,gutongqian,jiahuzi,dabandedaoguxianfeng,zheicaichulemen。
suzhouguanqianjie,jueduishimeinvyunjidedifang,renlairenwang,chuchufangxiang,yinlingbandexiaosheng,rangrenjuedezijifangfojinletiantang。
cike,chenfanzaiguanqianjiebuxianyandedifangduanzuozhe,mubuxieshi,kanqilai,sihufanchensushiduitagenbenmeiyingxiang。
dangran,ruguozixikan,bunanfaxian,biaomianshang,chenfanrumudiaoyiban,shijishang,guowangmeigemeinvdouwufataotuotadeyanjing。
zhuyuanyurun,linglongtitou,fengmande,**qiaode,yaoyande,qingchunde,piaoliangde**,shutoude**,zhiyenvxing,zongzhiyijuhua,zhiyaoshimude,napashiyizhiwenzi,chenfandouhuipinpingyifan。youyidianchenfanzuodehenhao,buguanzenmekan,napashiyongyanjingquduifang,taquanshenshangxiadouhuiwenfengbudong。