第1章 提起裤子不认人

清晨。

nanrenxiuzhangdeshoubeihuanzhuqiaoqiaoxianxideyaozhi,kandaotayonglandizhengkaiyanmou,turanyongli,jiangtarouruandeshentihenhenzhuangjizailetadexiongtangshang。

qiaoqiaohaimeilaidejishuohua,nanrenjunlangdelianjiayaxia,badaobushiwenroudiwenzhuletadechun。

shengyintouluchushaya,“baobao,wodengnixinglaiyijingdenglehenjiule。”

“你等我做什么?”

nanrenmibutongfengdejiangtayazaishenxia,“dangranshi,zuonixihuandezuodeshi……”

qiaoqiaozhidaozheigenanrenjiushiyigexiaolangquan。

hetazaiyiqiyinianle,kanqilaishenjiaotiruanhaotuidao,rouruanwugudexiaonaigou,qishituoleyifujiushizangao,tazaojiuxiguanletaxuqiu。

tachuanqidijiuchanzhetadexiaoshe,jiaodongzhetakouqiangzhongdemitang,lveduozhehuxi……daizhebojiandedashouyemeiyouxianzhe。

zhuotang,fangruodaizhedianliudeqinwencongtadetianejingyiluqinwenxiaqu,liulianzaitapiaoliangdesuogu,ranhoujixutansuodiwangxia……

乔荞的身体发软。

neishuangxingyuandemouzili,yangzheqingdongheguanbuzhudexihuan。

zainanrenqiangshidegongshixia,qiaoqiaomishiziji。

chuangwaiyangguangmingmei,shineiaimeishengji。

anjingdewoshi,zhiyounanrendedihonghenvrendejiaochuan…

yigexiaoshihou,qiaoqiaocongnanrenkuandadeshenxialuchunaodai,beizirunguodexiaolianfeihongyipian。

muguangkanxiangshence,beiwolihaizaitangzhedenanren。taneizhangjunlangruyaoniedelianrangrenhenbudeyaoshangyikou,tilijingren。

jiushitainianqing,buzhidaojiezhi,chadianjiuyaoletadelaoming。

“xiaoyanwang,woyoushihenishuo。”

“shenmeshi?”tadeshengyintouzheshaya。

qiaoqiaonachuyizhangyinxingka,“zheilishiyiqianwan,ninazheqianqujingdouzhujitian,wozheijitianyoushiyaochuli。”

yanwangyixiazizhengkaiyanjing,qiheidemouziyouruxuanwo,tadingdingdikanzheqiaoqiao,“niyaoganwozou?buyaowole?”

“bushi,jiushirangniqujingdouzhujitian,wozheibianshiqingchulihao,zairangnihuilai。”

“wobuzou,qiaoqiao,wozhidaoniyaochulilihundeshi,wopeiniyiqi。”

“不行,你走吧。”

yinianqian,qiaoqiaodehunlishang,xinlanghexiaosansibenle,tachengweiquanchengdexiaobing。

dangtianwanshang,tahezheigexiaonaigou**,zaoshangxingle,“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”

“严妄。”

“yanwang?henhao,jiunile,buguojuedenibuxiangshixiaoyanwang,daoxiangshixiaonaigou。”

严妄,“……”

xiaonaigouyexing,zhiyaotaxihuan。

shanggeyuetadezhananlaogonggongbuxiaosanhuaiyundexiaoxi。

ranhou,zuotianjiedaodianhua,shuoshihuilailihunle,yaojitahexiaosandehaizimingfen。

“你怕被他知道?”

xiaonaigoucongshenhouzaicitieguolai,yingtingxiongjidizaihoubei,nanrenwenreqixipensazaiqiaoqiaoerkuo,zhijuedeshenziyoukaishizhandou。

qiaoqiaobudebuchengren,xiaonaigouzheiwanmeishencaiqueshihuizhaoren。

pingshiliangrendiaoqingshi,tazongshuotashihulijing。

“bienao,guaiguaitinghua,yihuiernizijidachequjichang。”

“说了我不走!”

nanrenshayasangyindihou,moudishengqiyisinuyi。

shuzhuangtaijingziliyingchuyanwanglenglidemeiyan,zheirangqiaoqiaoyouxiebushuang。

zaiyiqiyinian,tacongweijianguozheiyangdexiaoyanwang,tasihukaishibutinghuale。

xianzaibushuaikai,zhipashiyaobeizheizhixiaonaigouchanshangle。

“neijiufenshou,shuoba,yaoduoshaoqiancaiken?”

“qian?qiaoqiao,nibawodangchengshenmeren?”

yanwangqidesanliangxiachuanhaoyifu,raodaotashenqian,shouzhiniezhutajingzhixiaba,sisidingzhutadeyan,shengyinjingyouxiezhandou。

taxinliqingchu,tamendeguanxihainengshishenmeren?tayihun,tabujiushitadexiaoqingrenme。

qiaoqiaobunu,faneryangqizuijiaoweiweiyixiao。

tabudafanwen,“niyiweiwomenshishenmeguanxi?”

yanwanglengzhu,zijiyedabushanglai。

tacongweiguowentadeshi,ertamensihuzhiyouzaichuangshang,caiyouguanxi。

tayezhiyouzaichuangshang,caixuyaota。

jideyoucizaixicantingouyu,yinggaishitadaizhekehuyingchou,tayezhishigentadagezhaohu,“shuaige,zheimeqiao。”

taqixiaole,chadianjiangtaanzaiqiangshangqin。

zheinvrentiqikuzijiuburenrenyangzizhendeyoudianzha,xianzaijurangantazou。